Funny copy (selected 49 sentences) 1. Don’t expect that life will be smooth sailing. Life is like an electrocardiogram. Smooth sailing proves that you are dead. 2. People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me 50 kilograms of bricks, I may not be able to carry it, but if you give me 100 kilograms of RMB, I will definitely pick it up and run away. 3. Don’t ask me why I work so hard. I just want no one to turn the table when I pick up food. 4. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you can’t even drink the northwest wind. Fortunately, it is winter now. 5. Instead of trying your best to stand out from the chickens, it is better to work hard to get away from the chickens. 6. Life is like a pencil, it starts out very sharp, but slowly it becomes smoother. However, if it is too smooth, it almost needs to be chipped again. 7. Making money is like constipation, which makes you suffer from old age, and spending money is like having diarrhea, which you can’t hold back. 8. When I was a kid, when I talked about dreams, I didn’t want to sleep all night. Now when I talk about dreams, I just want to go to bed quickly. 9. I have been waiting for happiness to knock on my door. After waiting for so many years, it still hasn’t come. Maybe my home is a bit remote. 10. When I was young, I envied that adults could fall in love openly. When I grow up, I can fall in love, but I just want to get rich. 11. Money is the best medicine to treat emotions. It is simple, crude and easy to use. 12. Please take good care of your body, because parts are difficult to match and extremely expensive. 13. If you are ugly, you should study more. If you are fat, you should walk more. If you are not born with a good fortune, make up for it with hard work. 14. I still feel that going to school is good. You can just fill in the multiple-choice questions casually and don’t care about right or wrong. However, multiple-choice questions in life are really difficult to answer. 15. Only when you pay the phone bill do you realize how valuable your words are. 16. Sometimes I hate myself. I can’t speak, I’m too kind, I don’t have any thoughts, and I’m so cute. 17. Study hard during the day, there are things you don’t know in the books. Go to sleep well at night and dream about what you want. 18. If I die, my first words will be: Finally, I don’t have to be afraid of ghosts anymore. 19. Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about a house you can’t afford and a salary you can’t afford to support your family. 20. I dismantled the TV, and my dad said to me: If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are not well, I will hammer you to death. 21. The most charming person is Master Kong. Thousands of people follow him every day. 22. Don’t blame me for being heartless. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk’s cassock. 23. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 24. Don’t be afraid when you encounter difficulties. If you fall, get up and change your posture to look better before you fall again. 25. When a bad person does a good deed, he or she will turn around, and when a good person does a bad deed, he or she will wet the bed. 26. Don’t blame others for judging others by their appearance. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is right in front of you. 27. I just ate instant noodles, and I cried while eating them. People were making instant noodles, but I didn’t. 28. Tell me, what are the benefits of having a girlfriend? If a man marries a man, he will have two houses and two cars. 29. Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it. 30. The voice of a fat man: He enjoys it in his mouth, but wants to lose weight in his heart. 31. I once dreamed of traveling to the end of the world with my sword, but then my cell phone ran out of battery. 32.Although I can’t cook, I am good at ordering takeout! 33. When traveling, you don’t have to care about the destination, what matters is the scenery along the way, because the little money you have is only enough to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket. 34. If marriage is the tomb of love, then going on a blind date is looking at the feng shui of the tomb, confessing is digging one's own grave, getting married is sacrificing love, falling in love is moving the tomb, and the third party is tomb robbing. 35. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death. 36. Suddenly I discovered that all my plans for my future have the same beginning: when I have money. 37. On my birthday, send a message to my mother: Thank you for giving birth to me! Mom said: What are you doing? How to say this? I said: Well, today is my birthday, mom. My mother said: Oh, hahaha, you’re welcome, I was just joking. 38. I am different from others. I don’t use money to solve things that can be solved with money, because I have no money. 39. Don’t post on WeChat Moments even if it rains or snows. Tell me where you paid for it! 40. I have been single for a long time. When I was taking the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, so I even thought about where our children would go to school. 41. Today I told my dad that I want to get a driver’s license and buy a car. My dad is very excited! Tell me: My daughter, it’s so expensive to hit someone now, and dad can’t afford to pay for it. 42. All the questions in the world can be answered with "None of your business" and "None of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.
43. In order to prevent my wife from suspecting that I was having an affair, I changed the names of all the female contacts on my phone to men’s names. She went through my text messages and now not only did she know I was having an affair, she was convinced I was gay. 44. My nephew is seven years old. He heard that he had a girlfriend when he first entered elementary school. They used to rush to talk to me on the phone, but this time they didn't talk to me at all. My sister asked him, and he said: What do you have to say to a bachelor? ? 45. While I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took a few mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Could this be the legendary "Pala La La" light? 46. ??My mother likes to play mahjong, but after I was born, my mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she felt that playing me would be more fun. 47. I understand the truth, but I still can’t help but look back when I hear someone calling me beautiful. 48. People who are always dissatisfied with their hairstyle always refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face. 49. I wanted to look back at the male idol and smile, but I didn’t expect that the weather was too cold, so I laughed out loud.