Who do I like?

I love Luo and Naruto, Naruto loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves ferrets (with a little affection for Naruto), ferrets love Sasuke (with a little affection for the real reason), and Woody Sakura loves Sasuke and Naruto. Kakashi is a sister-in-law (like Yamato, Datu, Iruka and Asma), and Ding Erxi likes deer pills. Chu Yun likes copper and iron, JiNing likes Ueda's father, Enoch likes Sasuke, Yakushi Kabuto likes orochimaru, orochimaru likes Jiraiya, and Ban likes Mori Naomi (the first generation of Huo Ying). Spot is masochist and sadist.