Urgently beg the lines of Guo Da's "Selling Rice"! !

Moderator: Well, welcome to our current program Tianya * * *. Today, our studio invited Guo Da, an actor who is very familiar and loved by everyone. Come on, welcome.

Guo Da: Hello, everyone! I'm Guo Da.

Moderator: I may have met Mr Guo Da in the street before. Maybe everyone will say, isn't that a sketch actor? Love to talk about sketches, but now Mr. Guo Da may perform more in the past two years, all of which are works of TV dramas, movies and TV dramas. And in the past two years, we have found that some sketch actors like you seem to be particularly keen on developing into the film and television industry. Do you want to change careers, too

Guo Da: Actually, it's not that I want to change careers. I graduated from Shanghai Theatre Academy before. I majored in acting, and I majored in acting. My major is drama. I will start with 1974. In fact, I was always acting, and then I started making movies and TV series. But I became famous in sketches. I have been looking for me to make TV series and movies for the past two years, so I have been here for the past two years.

Moderator: In fact, for example, last year there was a well-known film directed by Feng and starring you, called Hands Up. Although it's a movie about War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression, you made it very comic.

Guo Da: I used to be a person who was not very confident about acting. Before I go on stage, I always go backstage to run the toilet. Really, really, because I have ten minutes to go on stage, for example, I can go to the bathroom five times.

I remember once when I was filming Hands Up, I played a rural uncle. Yes, he was chased by the devil, and there was a traitor among them. I was also afraid to meet this traitor, but it happened that we met this traitor when we were running away. So when I saw the traitor's fierce appearance, I was very nervous, fearing what would happen if he recognized him. I said this is my son, and I pointed. It means that we are a family, both outsiders in this village, and then we are called grandchildren. The original line is, call the boss and let the children call the boss. Then I suddenly wanted to call the boss, which was not enough to express that kind of tension, so I added it temporarily. I said, call the dog, call the boss, and tell the truth.

Moderator: I also paid special attention to this drama. It is said that there is a performance that lets you imitate the local people to sing Jin Opera. It seems that you have studied, recorded and sung with many old local artists before. How's it going? Can you still sing a few words for us today from memory? This is a crime of humiliating the country and harming the people.

Speaking of you playing the image of a farmer in gestures, and this farmer is such a farmer who protects cultural relics, I know that in life, Mr. Guo Da also has such a hobby and likes to collect, which is not very professional, but it seems that he is often mistaken.

Guo Da: Often. Actually, I'm at Shanghai Theatre Academy. Before going to school, I was in charge of cultural relics work in Xi City Cultural Bureau. Really, I 19 years old in the Cultural Bureau, and I have just been in charge for a year.

Moderator: I seem to remember hearing that you once spent 400 yuan on a teapot in the local area. You are very happy. As a result, you went back to the hotel to get water, and the color was completely gone.

Guo Da: Yes, I was at the Sino-Vietnamese border and went to that market to buy things. I saw a teapot with a turtle's body and a dragon's mouth. I said how much, he said 800, I said 800. Think about it carefully, it's only 800. I thought to myself, pretend it's too expensive, then 400. Finally, I said I'd get 400 yuan back. I am very happy. I remember. I said Xiao Yu, look, I bought something. He said that you bring the lid and wash it to see if it will fade. If the color is fake, I think how can it fall off? I took the cover and didn't dare to go anywhere else to wash it. I took it to the bathroom to wash it. It turns white after washing, and my hands turn red, dyed and fake.

Moderator: Teacher Guo, among all your collections, is there one you like best?

Guo Da: I prefer a jar of Yuan Dynasty that I collected, that is, a jar with black glaze. I spent 15000 yuan on it. Later, I saw an auction record, which was the same as my cans at Sotheby's auction house abroad, probably a little higher than mine. That's 18000 USD, and you received 15000 RMB. The auction house photographed it in the late 1990s.

Moderator: Next time, you can perform a sketch with the theme of the collection, which may be very real and vivid.

Guo Da: Actually, it doesn't matter to me whether this thing is expensive or cheap, or whether it appreciates or depreciates. I think, because I used to engage in cultural relics, I have always felt this way, and I often go to the countryside to engage in it. At that time, we went to the countryside to publicize and let the people have more things in Shaanxi. Often we have Qin bricks and Han tiles, and people use them to build chicken nests. They don't know him, pay attention to him, and he doesn't care. Too many. When you come across this, you must return it. This is a national matter and represents the culture of our motherland, especially when I first arrived. I remember I went to Italy after I arrived in Rome and saw their city. For example, there is a three-meter-long wall, which they won't tear down, right in the middle of the road. For example, if you are like Wangfujing, there is a pile of bricks in one place, and they will leave it behind and say it is history.

Moderator: Tell me about your previous performance sketches. In fact, everyone and the audience may mention Guo Da's sketches now, and the most impressive thing is that you should know which one, Selling Rice, yes, changing rice. That sketch really left a deep impression on everyone.

Guo Da: Actually, I didn't know I was successful after the performance. At that time, it was broadcast live to New Year's Day. Until April, there was an audio-visual publishing house in Beijing. I called me. Are you Guo Da? I said I am. We would like to invite you to release a tape. It was called tape at that time. I said I don't have a program now. My "Before Delivery Room" has been recorded, but "Before Delivery Room" has not. I said it was recorded, no, no, no, no,no. The program "Selling Rice", I said "Selling Rice" was ok, but he said why not? Great, all the streets and alleys in Beijing are singing. I said yes, he said yes, and I said impossible. I thought it was all because I acted like shit. How can there be breaking news? Beijing said yes, just the next day. Coincidentally, the next day, I walked into the street and there was a house on the road. Suddenly someone was shouting, Guo Da Guo Da, calling me in Shaanxi dialect. I looked up and saw a friend I hadn't seen for years. He works in a TV station. I'm excited too. He said that I had just returned from Yinchuan, and people in Yinchuan streets were shouting and begging, singing songs like you. I said yes. Yesterday Beijing today Yinchuan, I said I was angry.

Moderator: Many years have passed. Can you listen to the delicious rice again today?

Guo Da: Rice, sister. Go forward boldly, go forward, and don't look back. The road is 99999.

Moderator: When it comes to Guo Da, the general audience will think of another person, that is, your partner Cai Ming, just like this Guo Da Cai Ming, who can never be separated. When did your cooperation with her begin?

Guo Da: At first, we started with 1990. When I was in Beijing, I was always with Cai Ming. At that time, the two of us, I always said that we spent more time together than I did with my lover and her lover, and we often mistakenly thought we were husband and wife. Sometimes we go to other places to perform and welcome us into a room with a big bed, where you are. Maybe later, discuss the script and rearrange the house so that you two can have a good rest. Goodbye, see you tomorrow, and so on. How shall we meet tomorrow? I said this is a bed, and Cai Ming is where I live. You two are not together, aren't you a family? No, ah, you're not family. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just ran out.

Moderator: After listening to so many interesting stories told by Teacher Guo Da, let's turn to Taiwan Province Province and have a look again.

Taiwan Province location host: OK, the magical figure we are going to visit for you today is our magic master, Mr. Robin, hello!

Robin: Hello, Yi Xuan! Hello, audience friends.

Taiwan Province Location Host: How old did you start learning?

Robin: I started in middle school, 13 years old, 14 years old.

Taiwan Province location host: Did you visit the teacher?

Robin: No, I learned it from many teachers. In fact, I didn't really learn from them. Every teacher's professional knowledge is different, so I learned his professional knowledge, so I learned from many teachers.

Taiwan Province location host: So, have you encountered any embarrassing things from before to now?

Robin: At first, I was nervous. I dropped something on the floor. Has anyone found it? Yes, but I'm thin. I pretended to fall on purpose, pretending to play with them, but sometimes it's worse. When there were many people, the audience once drew a card when performing in the World Trade Center. I made a balloon dog, threw it in a paper bag, shook it, and the audience's card was caught by the balloon dog. As a result, the audience card was found when it was made. Whose card is that? It's a ghost card. It's really embarrassing.

Taiwan Province location host: Can ordinary people change this? Yes, you can follow me. Red and black together, right hand to left hand. Give it two complete groups, and your right hand will draw the left card. Now the two groups are swapped. Yes, that's it. It's that simple. I covered it with one action. Yes, very similar. It's good. Okay, next, I'm the first. Next move. I'll make it smaller, smaller, right? This line is thicker than pinhole, isn't it? One or two, why? Wrap it around your thumb, twice, three times and four times. It should be four times, almost three or four times. Pull it up, put this head in, and it's OK. Pull down the untrimmed end, pull down, narrow the pinhole, and so on. When I pull this line forward, I pull the rope to the end, and the line will be squeezed between my thumb and forefinger, straight ahead, straight ahead, right, right, if I cross it, you will miss it, right?

Taiwan Province location host: The teacher also knows ventriloquism. Do you want to perform ventriloquism or something?

Robin: OK, dig up all our teacher's treasures and show them to everyone. Then I'll learn ventriloquism. Ok, bark like a dog and say goodbye to everyone. Well, the dog will say goodbye.