Essay on dog prose criticism

Compared with chickens, ducks, geese, cats and birds, dogs are the best and most outstanding animals domesticated and raised by human beings. The performance of some elite dogs can't help but make people gasp in admiration. They seem to know people's thoughts and feelings, so they have the ability to be considerate and obey their owners' will, which makes people feel comfortable and moist and can't be put down. In the final analysis, its external performance is to ignore the master's instructions, without thinking, without making any discounts, and do its best, even if it is called to repeat a simple and boring action endlessly, it will go on and on. This is beyond the reach of the people who feed it. This reflects the dog's very valuable character and is very "obedient". Described in human language as a "model obedient citizen", he is a "good citizen" who abides by the law in the peaceful and prosperous times that God and emperors hope. Helpless, man is not a dog, he has the ability of thinking, analysis and judgment, and he can't become a dog, which makes God very unhappy and stupid. In desperation, he has set up a set of state machines in the world to control these naughty boys who are as disobedient as dogs. For this reason, God is very sad, angry, sad and annoyed. Thousands of years have passed, and there is still no good solution to this problem. God wants his people to become dogs.

The dog's Excellence does not come out of thin air, it is due to the excellent genes passed down from generation to generation. Dog dad, dog mom, dog grandpa and dog grandma go back to their ancestors. All the same. Only by listening to the master can you have food. Thousands of years ago, dogs understood that survival was the only hard truth. That's why we can carry on the family line. Xiang has always been in the big family of animals, and today it still has a place in the dog family. Its survival law and essence is nothing more than asking its owner for a bone and leftovers. It can disregard the humbleness of dignity and then surrender to its master. It can be ignorant of good and evil, loyal to everything and obedient. It vividly shows a rare advantage that another excellent person can't do: complete servility.

God is quite satisfied with this virtue and this virtue, and the world is sad.

The dog's servility is epic, creating many human tragicomedy. Happy? Pathetic?

Nowadays, some dogs have been promoted to noble dogs, eat well and even live like a family with their owners. The fashionable dog clothes and trousers worn by aristocratic dog houses with high-grade dog food and accommodation are aristocratic and have a bird's eye view of other similar dogs. Think about it carefully, that is, you eat delicacies, live in a villa and master bedroom, wear world-famous brands, and you are still a dog at home. It's just that the master gave you a little "advanced servility" on a whim. If one day you don't listen to your master and make him unhappy or angry, you may lose everything in sight, be abandoned as a poor stray dog without food, and even make your master angry and turn you into a snack.

The excellent genes and qualities of dogs never contain selfish desires. They never thought about asking slaves to turn over and be masters, never learned from human beings, raised the banner of resistance, fought against the human beings who ruled them for generations, and also tasted the new feeling of being masters and giving orders to lead the world. I dare not even think about the idea of ruling and enslaving mankind, but I think this slave's status is hard to come by, and other animals can't reach it. Losing this ancestor's heirloom is forgetting and betrayal, so it is possible that in a flash everyone will be so poor that even the bones and leftovers will be broken immediately, and the survival of the race will be in jeopardy. What's wrong with maintaining the status quo? Eat, drink, and be merry all your life. Why use your life to do those risky things? Rebellion and being masters of the country are games played by human lawless elements. They are restless and troublesome, and we can never do that desperate business with our lives. Such a peaceful world is not enough. What do humans want to do? Being a good "docile person", eating and drinking, not blowing and not basking in the sun, is many times better than those humans who bow their heads in the morning and evening. Humans are constantly making noise, which is purely full.

To be an honest and obedient child, dogs give priority to filial piety, which is even the knowledge of dogs. This kind of "ancestral training" has been circulating since ancient times and may be passed down from generation to generation. This kind of "ancestral training" doomed the tragic fate of every newborn dog's life.

Humans are also servile, disguised for different purposes. They just want to be masters, not slaves. The dog's servility is innate and willing, and it is a kind of servility that does not want to lose its servility at all. There is a world of difference between the two in essence.

Sad dogs, one day you can put a little human intelligence and a little "rebellious" gene in your head, take off the hat of "obedient and obedient" and create rebellion against your master, so that your descendants can hold their heads high and experience the feeling of being a master that their ancestors have never tasted before.