1) I am a genius, but I am jealous of talents. -Zhang Wei
2) If Richard Moore were still alive, Conan would be angry with him! Guangu
3) Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day! Ziqiao
4) Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is the cow. Ziqiao Lv
5) In the entertainment circle, the water is too deep and everyone is female. Tell me, why do women bother women? Tang UU Tang Youyou
The train is moving forward. It doesn't matter where you go, what matters is the scenery outside the window. -ipartment, Lv Ziqiao
7) Pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people. Hu Yifei
8) I was depressed because I was rejected. It's called lovelorn. -Lu
The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted at me, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, for my sake, forget it ... Lin Wanyu.
10) Maybe your taste buds are not bad. You should change your mind. Sekitani Kamiki
1 1) Either do your homework in advance or take a cheat sheet with you. Ziqiao Lv
12) It's me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian. Michael Chen
13) If you dare not face her, you have not really forgotten her. Now is the best chance to prove that all this is over. lin wanyu
14) the bachelor's degree and master's degree are completely destroyed, and the male doctor can only protect himself. To win a female doctor, well, it's up to a saint. Xiaoxian Zeng
15) I admit that I like you very much. I have been crazy, lost and sad for you, but I can't convince myself to love you again. Our world is too far away. I can't delay myself and you because I am greedy for temporary satisfaction. Xiaoxian Zeng
16) Happiness is not doing one thing. This is the only purpose. Xiaoxian Zeng
17) Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life. Ziqiao Lv
18) Love comes quietly. Whether you are ready or not, you already belong to each other. Mega Chen
19) I have experienced a person's life, from great sorrow to great joy. Great sadness. -Zhang Wei
20) Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you. -ipartment, Chen Meijia
2 1) Be a man, be open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself from a tree? Toads with three legs can't be found, but women with two legs have plenty! Confucius said: Life is short, eat, drink and be merry. A hundred years is too long. We are racing against time. Ziqiao Lv
22) If you have time to learn Feng Shui after death and occupy a tomb, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford to sell a house before your death. Ziqiao Lv
23) I said you two: cut the wire with a kitchen knife and spark lightning all the way. That's too difficult-Hu Yifei.
24) Although the man who bought you a diamond ring may not be reliable, the man who refused to buy you a diamond ring must be unreliable. Qin Yumo
25) Maybe one day, your brain will collapse, and then the next day, you will leave a pile of shit and bandages. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. Good man is me, I'm Ceng Xiaoxian, everybody, I'm back. Xiaoxian Zeng
There is only a wall between them and they have never met. Because one of them always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator. Xiaoxian Zeng
27) Women are made of water and Zhang Wei is made of nitrogen. Sekitani Kamiki
28) If an idiot can fly, this is an airport. Xiaoxian Zeng
29) As the saying goes, Rome was not built in a day. Hu Yifei
30) It is God's business to forgive you. My task is to send you to God! Hu Yifei
3 1) What's your status? At most, you have an ID card! Hu Yifei
32) I don't know how big the world is sitting on the plane. Blue sky and white clouds are connected as far as the eye can see. Sitting on a ship, I don't know how big the world is. The sea and the blue sky are connected and boundless. The world is big and small. In my dictionary, there is no distance between points, only the fate of heart. Laura
33) Never be gentle and considerate, unreasonable, hard to say, hard to fight, hard to scold, and hard to provoke. The new three follow the four virtues. Hu Yifei
34) Men are all candles, which don't light. Hu Yifei
35) Maybe one day, your brain will collapse, and then the next day you will leave a pile of shit and bandages on your head. However, life always goes on, because big things will be calm. Xiaoxian Zeng
36) A lover's tears will make him drunk at a drop, but a loving heart will be broken when rubbed. Xiaoxian Zeng
37) For you, I will be crazy again. Xiaoxian Zeng
38) You let me go and I left; You asked me to come back. Sorry, I walked away. -Jimmy
39) There is a saying in Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: I am the master of Spring and Autumn Annals, and I love it. Ziqiao Lv
40) China didn't learn so many weapons, but practiced sword. If you don't practice the sword, practice the sword (bitch), if you don't practice the iron sword, practice the silver sword. Congratulations, you finally achieved the effect of combining man and sword-swordsman. Hu Yifei
4 1) since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early or late have to die. Ziqiao Lv
42) There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast. Ziqiao Lv
43) I will spray you with salt and soda. Mega Chen
44) The left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom. That's like the spring breeze, and it comes at night. In spring, flowers are in full bloom. Ziqiao Lv
45) The key is not what you think, but how you do it. Zhanbo
46) Meeting and parting are like a turn, which goes round and round, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult. Xiaoxian Zeng
47) The longer I stay with her, the more I like pigs, because pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people! Hu Yifei
48) Bet me that it's not what you want, but what I have ...-Zhang Wei
49) Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you. Ziqiao Lv
50) Don't hit others in the face, it hurts self-esteem. -Zhang Wei
5 1) People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it. Ziqiao Lv
52) people are not smart, but also learn from others' baldness! Hu Yifei
Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road! -Meijia
54) The world is so beautiful, but you are so grumpy, which is not good, not good. Ziqiao Lv
No matter how old we are, as long as we believe in youth in our hearts, we will always be young. -Lv Xiaobu
56) We are two ambitious young people who are about to fly their ideals in the streets on New Year's Eve. Ziqiao Lv
57) Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks and sleep more. Xiaoxian Zeng
58) Go to bask in the sun again. No one will call you an idiot if it's dark! Sekitani Kamiki
59) At least it's a man, who sounds like Xiao Shenyang. Hu Yifei
60) You said that in the past, when commercials were inserted in TV dramas, the audience all went to the toilet. Now, TV dramas are just fine. When the opening song comes out, the audience all went to the toilet. Xiaoxian Zeng