Principal: Take a sip of water and don't choke.
director dong: thank you, principal. I ... Go on?
principal: ah, go on.
director dong: ok. (Cough) First of all, the meeting will proceed to the first item, and everyone will stand up and sing a song!
[ Everyone stood up and sang, "We are a new generation of land reclamation, and vowed to turn Evil Wolf Mountain into a good south of the Yangtze River. Yeah! "
director dong: let's all sit down. the conference will proceed to the second item. please ask Liu shuji to declare the conference open!
clerk: I declare (cough) the opening ceremony. (silence)
Director Dong: Let's applaud. The conference will proceed to the third item, and I will make a speech on behalf of the school leaders …… floor …. In order to reflect the nativity of our return to nature, I use popular language to express my inner passion that is extremely fierce and sincere.
(Mr. Fu just took a sip of water and spit it out, laughing. Everyone looks at Fu with a straight face)
Fu Classmate: ... Tea ...
Secretary: (quietly) You haven't had a meeting, right? You should understand the spirit!
director dong: (suddenly) ah, the higher art school, my mother! You fed me with your milk. I want to repay you. I want to bring you pancakes and buns! Ah, today, in front of these children, please call me by my birth name again and call me ... Dog wins!
Principal: (Northeast dialect) Oh, my God, this is so corny, shut up!
director dong: (immediately) all right.But I don't understand, don't you want to adapt to the new school environment and pursue localization?
principal: but you have a native nature, but your nature is gone. Forget it. Forget it. Let's move on to the next item.
director dong: ok, ok. Next, the conference will proceed to the fifth item, and the public opinion representative, Mr. Sun, will speak.
teacher sun: thank you. thank you for giving me such a precious opportunity. I ... I'm sorry, I'm so excited ... First of all, I want to thank all the leaders who have been supporting me, caring for me and helping me for many years. Thank you. Without you, my grandson Erpang would not be here today, especially President Chang. You are so real, so real! I just sent you a few catties of pork, so I taught it. What do you think is so important? I just kill pigs (President Chang coughs violently) < P > Director Dong: Teacher Sun, get to the point!
miss sun: I haven't finished thanking you yet. I also want to thank my students and my fans, I love you!
Principal: That's enough ... that's enough. We all appreciate it. You'd better mainly talk about moving to school.
teacher sun: ok ... it's really a good thing and a practical thing that the school leaders have done for our teachers and students. I have cultivated my sentiment and exercised my will. Since I came to the new campus, my environment is good, my appetite is good, my body is great, and I have learned to fight wolves. Look at the teachers and students who haven't moved. Our last home, Kaoshantun, is 8 miles west of the city. That's it, thank you!
director dong: ok, anything else?
miss sun: yes. I wish our conference a progressive conference, a successful conference and a successful conference! Finally, I wish our great Liu Shuji a long life! I wish President Chang good health and always be healthy!
(collective cough)
Principal: OK, OK, the content is very rich. Next item
Fu Classmate: Our students expressed strong dissatisfaction and protest about the move to school. Please ask the authorities to give us a reasonable explanation why we were put together with wolves.
(the secretary, the principal and Director Dong look at each other)
Secretary: (to the principal) What's the matter? Didn't we say everything was arranged?
director dong: the arranged student has diarrhea temporarily and asked his classmates to take his place. I haven't had time to unify his thoughts.
secretary: talking nonsense, there is a different opinion on how to do this. I have never held such a meeting.
Principal: I haven't opened it either ...
Director Dong: Look at mine. Hello, this classmate, why, it seems that you are not satisfied with the new campus?
director dong: oh! What a pity. But it doesn't matter, this is also a normal phenomenon. It is inevitable that there will be an adaptation period in a new environment. Of course, putting you and wolves together is also out of artistic consideration. Art just needs a kind of wildness.
Mr. Fu: Yes, I studied bel canto. They all say that I am a fauvism now! You want to dance with wolves all day, can I not be a fauvism.
director dong: Mr. fu! You know, Liu Shuji and President Zhang are leaders. Can their decisions be wrong? You will jump out to challenge the authority after eating a few grains of dry food, and you will be rewarded.
Fu: I don't accept it! I want to sue! Oh, my god! It's dark * * * * public opinion!
director dong: don't worry, this classmate. There will be a scholarship this semester. There is a special prize. You should work hard. I am very optimistic about you.
Fu: You mean I can win this prize?
Fu: Support! Firmly support the wise decision of the party and school leaders! I have long wanted to develop in the original ecological direction, thank you for giving me this opportunity! I'm also going to take root in the mountainous area to build a mountainous area to eulogize the mountainous area after graduation, and be an honest mountaineer. My dream is to be a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field. < P > Director Dong: Not bad, not bad and promising. (to the secretary, the principal) ok.
secretary: Xiao dong has a strong working ability and is a good comrade.
director dong: it's still two leaders who lead well. Let's move on.
principal: proceed. Hurry up. I have a wine bar at noon.
director dong: the conference will proceed to the seventh item, and please ask president Chang to make a closing speech!
president: ... this conference is ... very good ...
secretary: I declare the conference closed!