1. What classic funny sentences are suitable for ridicule when chatting?
2. Look at the konjac flowers, the king flowers, and the piranha flowers
3. I love you! In your eyes, I'm in your way.
4. Don’t ask me what I’m missing. I'm missing an object right now.
5. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with.
6. After buying a bag of potato chips, I discovered that air is really expensive.
7. Over time, there may not be love, but there will definitely be children.
8. The reason why organizations are invincible is because organizations are not people!
9. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mom by accident!
10. You can’t even cheat, so the teacher can rest assured that you can enter society.
11. When there is thunder, stand under the tree and say to God: I want to cross over too!
12. In my next life, I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me.
13. My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.
14. There is no fate in life. It is easy to meet each other. To tell the truth, who doesn’t love money!
15. Boredom is the feeling one feels towards the plate after eating the food on it.
16. The class teacher made a mistake and referred to the people who had attended my class as guests who had attended my class.
17. What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.
18. God, if you can’t make me thin, just make my friends fat!
19. No matter where in the world, as long as the group leader needs me, I will They will all "fly" back to the group leader.
20. Just wait, I will make you look good! What are you waiting for, hurry up, make me look good now!
21. You can save time in your life if you skillfully use None of My Business and Yours.
22. They all say mistresses are bitches, but they forget to weigh whether the man being taken away really loves you.
23. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hairstyle have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a problem with their face.
24. Don’t think that you can dance for a few days if you are younger than me. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!
25. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that I am on Sina Weibo and you are on Tencent Weibo
26. Since I was a child, I have determined to be a wise and foolish person. But it’s only half the success, the second half.
27. A teacher asked his students why corpses become cold after death. A student replied: Being calm and naturally cool
28. Academic master: If only falling in love could be as easy as studying. Bad learner: If only learning could be as easy as falling in love.
29. Pretending to be stupid, if done well, is called wisdom; being dull, if done well, is called profound
30. Just want to do one thing The kind fish, who went with the tide to the shallows to find my love, was stranded before dawn and died on the beach.
31. When life viciously turns everything into black humor, I pushed the boat and turned myself into a highly educated gangster
32. In fact, we can There are two types of problems: one is hunger when there is no food; the other is support after being full.
33. If you don’t respect me, I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don’t respect me again, I will destroy you.
34. Who will Ignoring me, I told him a story: There used to be a man who didn't like talking to me, and he died the next day.
35. I bought a pair of beggar pants, and my grandma patched them up for me when she was washing them
36. I was just having fun playing on my phone after class today, and suddenly someone was lying on the bed On my back, I thought it was my girlfriend so I kissed her, but it turned out to be the head teacher.
37. The teacher said: The final exam is coming soon. Those who fall in love early should not quarrel, so as not to affect their mood; Being rejected affects your mood.
38. A primary school student’s composition: I part ways with my parents every morning and go home at night. When I got bad grades, my father would beat me in the same room, and my mother would stand by and watch, never being brave.
39. During the meteor shower yesterday, I quickly made 100 wishes to the meteors and the group leader. The first 100 wishes are for the group owner to recover from his amnesia as soon as possible. The first wish is that the group owner will remember to pay me back two yuan!
40. I am afraid of losing the group leader, so I hold the group leader in my arms. I hope the group owner will always be with me. As soon as the group leader left, I felt sad. My feelings for the group leader are too deep. I think the group owner will understand me, money!
41. Reward Order: Seize the smile, seize one award and the group owner will have a lifetime of happiness, seize ten awards and the group owner will have a lifetime of happiness, seize a hundred awards and the group owner will have a smooth and safe life, seize the The more rewards you get, the faster you act, and the first to laugh is first served!
42. Looking at the cloudless sky, listening to the rushing sound of the creek, and the grass around you swaying gently in the wind, how beautiful nature is, but it is a pity that the air is blocked by the crowd. The fart the leader just put has been polluted!
43. The main reason for the group leader is that he is unhappy. I care about the group leader. The main reason for the group leader is that he is unhappy. Happy, I care about the group leader. The group leader is really in trouble, so I shut down my phone...
44. A Chinese student asked Kobe Bryant: What is the secret of success? Kobe said: Do you know what the city looks like at four o'clock in the morning? Student: You know, I was still doing my homework. What's wrong? Kobe: No, it's nothing...
45. Wukong developed tourism in Huaguo Mountain, and Wu Jing also raised a tortoise in Liusha River; Master, I also wrote a book about studying classics! Everyone is very concerned about the group owner, please send a greeting to the teacher. Fortunately, Bajie.
46. Endless people wandering on the street, who can hear whose loneliness. Find someone to appreciate each other, find a heart, the group leader is unique in this universe, no one can replace it, without the group leader the world will turn into darkness, street lights!
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48. The nanny made a loud voice, and the master told him that the people who came tonight were all people with status. They should speak quietly. After dinner, the little nanny was cleaning and wanted to go to bed early, so she approached the male host's ear and whispered: "I'll go to bed first."
49. The group leader works in a low-key manner, lives a simple life, has simple thoughts, and does not use rhetoric. He is a rare honest man. Fortunately, I listened to my mother and did not fall in love prematurely, otherwise I would... How terrible it would be to fall in love with such a dull group leader!
50. What happened? I just called the group owner’s mobile phone. After the bell rang, I prompted the other party to run naked. Please call again later. I can't believe it! Call again and say: Sorry, the user you dialed has left the service area. Please call again later.