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Brave China.
Type: adaptation
Be a brave China person and work with lum people for two mosquitoes. You say me, I say you, I say you.
Commentary: Two pupils sang love songs in pairs when they were on duty.
Man's feces
Type: humor
Shit, you're shit, and your life is worse than that of ants. I'll take this, you dig your nose, and rotten shit is not allowed to climb up.
Attention: Don't step on people.
I just want you to know.
Type: adaptation
But please, you are on the moon, I am on the earth, you eat stones, I eat steamed bread, I just want to drive you away at once.
Commentary: Sharon has sincere feelings for Arafat.
Kite and breeze
Type: adaptation, nuclear process
How to use the shit pit without flushing? If I smell Xu, why isn't the shit pit disgusting? How can I stand it if I have a stomachache?
Reluctantly, I'm afraid I'll explode on the road. Whoever does something wrong doesn't flush the toilet, everyone has to flush the toilet, that is, there is something wrong with the pump.
Unfortunately, there is only one pump. When a shit pit meets shit, you can still face the running water even if you go all out to flush the toilet.
The shit hole stinks. Even if it is flushed, there are still bugs crawling. If you don't flush the shit pit, a pile of shit stinks. who
Being able to run water, regardless of the severity of the shit, will hurt when you see it from a distance and fall into the hole of the shit pit.
Caption: This "shit pit shit" is the work of two people in South China University of Technology.
He is my brother.
Type: humor, word for word.
There are snakes, woman! Lum, who was bent on chopping ice, hit his eyes and hurt his hand in order to challenge the big stupid thief.
Destroy evil spirits and forbid them to do evil again.
Description: When I was a child, I thought that chopping ice was the same as dupp ice system.
There are monsters
Type: humor
There are monsters, monsters, monsters.
Description: Walking in major engineering schools, you can hum at any time.
Diga superman
Type: humor
Slave beast! Slave beast!
Description: ... one of the special terms.
Christmas carol
Type: Adapted, Yellow
Santa Claus, life imprisonment, ...
Note: In fact, it is usually yellow.
Hanjialing
Type: curse, wake up the world
Your report, one day, is completely forbidden, which is neither accurate nor accurate. The content of the fruit is called Mao, which is divided into several sections.
International degrees, excuses, etc., are actually laughter. When it comes to something, you have no position, no knowledge of fair reporting, and no wind.
If the water is not good, ghosts dare to make trouble. It turns out that your nose is not good and your eyebrows are sharp and narrow, so you can ring them at once.
……
Note: "LMF" is a famous book, so it's best to memorize it all. Be bold when you meet a girl who sells flowers, hooligans or salty worms.
Let's go
Attachment: "…" Another masterpiece of …”LMF, great people don't do this.
Happy tonight (strange chicken sings)
Type: adaptation
Well, China, I find it is, but there are no materials, except for the rest ... I will wait for a place to live and relax. Barbecued pork, bragging, this
It is better to be a bird than to be bored.
Description: A portrayal of the mentality of a few graduates.
Diwanghua
Type: Adapted, Yellow
There is no money to buy bread in the street, …
Note: it is not good to sing repeatedly. Pay attention to singing left next time you sing K.
Happy 24 Wei
Type: adaptation
Remember the old lotus root, be a lonely person, try your best to run, remember the old lotus root, be a chicken for the public, and pay attention to making a fortune.
Tired everywhere; Remember the old lotus root? It's still far from the straight line. I want to crush the plane again in the future. I still remember the old lotus root, which is a good day from sunrise, and it snows.
Pear sweetness has no subscribing enterprises. Well, I don't care. If people fart, they will suddenly ask for everything and be rude to you.
I didn't have time to ask about the death of the bar street, so I had to bite the bar to death.
Explanation: Lao Lian's story will soon become the theme song of Friends season 1 1.
wedding march
Type: adaptation, Huang
Become old friends, be trapped from now on, ...
Description: Spring night is short, but what can he do? ...
right-hand man
Type: bt, yellow, swearing
From that day on, I ...
Description: Deer Whip Cutting Ultimate Edition
I sang it when I was a child.
Volleyball girl
Lujunzi sells salty and sour, and I make coupons.