2. There is a crash called incorrect password input, a panic called account login in different places, and a feeling called invisibility! There is a misunderstanding that people and computers are offline, and there is a loss that you have no access rights.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. What's more tragic is that people have previewed, but you haven't reviewed.
4. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
5. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal recognition: focus on participation.
There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, while the latter successfully called the boss. Both of them successfully called their wives, universities or churches.
7. House prices go up, land prices go up, oil prices go up, electricity prices go up, water prices go up, food prices go up, meat prices go up, egg prices go up, vegetable prices go up, drug prices go up, this goes up, and that goes up. How can a person go up and it will go up? The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China.
8. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.
9. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; If you don't go to bed until 4 am, you will die. Do you often live a shameless life?
10, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?
If you live, you will die sooner or later. If you die, you will live forever.
12, she is a widow, and I can't let her be a grass widow.
13, Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you lowly slave! Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?
14, (meaning good night) Good night: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, except that each letter represents a word, that is, I love you, love you.
15, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour your own water and cut your own bread, and you tell me that I love you. ...
16, you did it right, no one will remember; When you do something wrong, even your breathing is wrong …
17, (China rich-poor standard line, are you poor? The following are the super-rich with annual income (1): more than 50 million yuan; (2) the richest man:1000-50 million yuan; (3) having money: 3 3- 10/00000 yuan; (4) the rich:1-3 million yuan; (5) High income: 300- 1 10,000 yuan; (6) Middle class: 1.5-0.3 million yuan; (7) Low yield: 8- 1.5 million yuan; (8) Poor population: 30,000-80,000 yuan; (9) Very poor:1-30,000 yuan; (10) is very poor: 5000- 1 000 yuan. Are you poor?
18, I am immortal. Please smoke something. The Buddha said that smoke without fire cannot be a positive result, and smoke without fire cannot be immortal.
19, Shenzhouxing is ok for me. I don't need to pay to see if you can do it.
20. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.
2 1, the loneliness of one person, the fault of two people, why do you choose me when you love TA?
22. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is your skill.
23. Baidu couldn't find you, so it had to go to sogou.
Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.
25. The most useless thing in the world is the pay slip. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.
26. There is only one "two" between talent and genius. Therefore, talent is good, and genius is always a bit stupid.
27. If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.
28. I'm embarrassed to arrest you. How dare you steal?
29, my heart is broken, holding it out like dumpling stuffing.
30. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.
3 1, I've been much better since I got mental illness!
30. The biggest tragedy in life: the beauty is dying and the hero is bald.
3 1, the so-called beauty, mostly slaves of cosmetics.
32. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.
33. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he is not worthy of being a bad man and a bad man in a woman's heart.
34. Traveling means going from one's own tired place to another's tired place.
35. Without loneliness, who will accompany me?
36. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.
37. Those times that are allowed to squander are called youth.
38. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.
39. I am nostalgic-because I can't see the future.
40. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.
4 1, it is said that silence is golden. Will there be a lot of gold after a long silence?
42. The humble surface conceals the inner abnormality.
43. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.
44. Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.
45. The carousel is the cruelest game, but there is an eternal distance between chasing each other!
46. If I am bored again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow.
47. Some people are like this. When they are maggots, they think the whole world is a cesspit.
48. I won't do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.
49. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.
Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.
5 1, you can't hold the sand, just lift it.
52. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor!
53, people can not be too square, nor too round, one will hurt people, and the other will keep people away from you, so people should be oval!
54. The advertisement was very good, and a TV play suddenly popped up.
55. If you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?
56. I am not a descendant of the rich! But I want to be the ancestor of the rich!