Strange stories of Woniuping (2)

Today, after dinner, I will share a short story with you.

In childhood, reform and opening-up have begun, and our family has many fields. In addition to parents' work, the elder sister and the second sister have started to teach, and some sisters and brothers are still studying. Therefore, every year, my father must invite friends from the same village to help. Living and working in the countryside is intensive, and every night at rest, the virtuous mother has prepared food and wine to entertain the villagers who help.

After a full meal, my father began to smoke, and then he would tell stories about Feng Shui. It is said that one year when he came back from visiting relatives, he met my uncle and one of his friends (call him Lee here). My uncle invited my father to his home, but my father decided to go. On the way, the three of them chatted. (Lee didn't know that his father had studied geomantic omen.) Lee said that his old mother had left, and he invited a geomantic gentleman from far away to help his family find a once-in-a-century cave called Woniuping. The whole mountain was like a big buffalo lying in the depths of the mountain. Father asked Lee where the coffin was buried on the cow. Lee was happy to say that it was on the back of a cow, of course, riding a green cow, so that he could be sealed. And said that it is very difficult to find this Mr. Feng Shui, and it costs a lot, 3 pounds of noodles!

After this Lee left, my father said to my uncle, Your friend has suffered, and his family will be crippled for three generations, and there is no solution. Uncle asked why? Father said that Mr. Feng Shui can't be invited casually, and sometimes it will hurt people unintentionally. Although the shape of a lying cow is good, it is not allowed to bury the cow's back in a shady house. It is best to bury it in the cow's neck, followed by the cow's belly. Cow's asshole is only suitable for yangzhai, and it is ok to build a house.

Up to now, decades have passed. Every time I go back to my hometown and chat with my father about the story of wind and water, he still often mentions it. Li has a pair of children. Now it seems that he is in his fifties or sixties. He is really lame and serious enough to climb.

the matter of feng shui is illusory after all. Those who believe it are real, while those who don't believe it are illusory. However, the place where you live pays attention to small bridges and flowing water, and it is more suitable for people to live with bright windows.