Line from Wang Ning's skit "Adventures in Takeaway" - 2015 Jiangsu TV Spring Festival Gala
Chang Yuan: Hey, Mr. Wang, it's me, Xiao Chang. Yes, not crispy sausage. Chang Yuan, yes, didn’t we agree to sign a contract today? When will you come?
Alan: What are you doing?
Chang Yuan: Boss, I’m contacting the business.
Alan: What business should you contact? Contact the business. Why don't you have anything serious to do?
Chang Yuan: Isn’t this business?
Alan: Is contacting business a serious matter? Come on, let me tell you what is business? Did you see that? Worshiping the Feng Shui Sheep is the right thing to do. Bless, bless.
Chang Yuan: Boss, everyone worships a god, why do you worship a sheep?
Alan: You don’t understand if I tell you, the sheep is my benefactor. Without sheep, I wouldn't be who I am now. When I was at my most impoverished, I passed by a lottery shop. I took out the two dollars I had in my pocket and thought about whether I should buy a lottery ticket or not. Just when I was hesitating, a sheep came to me, ah, I bought it. Just like this, I started this company with the money I earned. Are you my benefactor as a sheep?
Chang Yuan: Yes, yes.
Alan: Didn’t I ask you to ask a Feng Shui master to consecrate this sheep? Where are people?
Chang Yuan: No, boss, where are the masters now? Couldn't find it at all.
Allen: I don’t care, you promised me. If you don't find the master today, you can pack up your bed and get out of here.
Chang Yuan: Hey, no, boss.
Alan: Come on.
Chang Yuan: Boss, let’s discuss it.
Allen: No negotiation.
Chang Yuan: Boss.
Wang Ning: Hello. Who ordered takeout?
Chang Yuan: What are you talking about? Keep your voice down.
Wang Ning: (mute)
Chang Yuan: Are you sick? say.
Wang Ning: Who ordered the takeaway elbow rice bowl? If you don’t want rice, add a portion of elbow?
Chang Yuan: Mine, how did you get it? What time should I send it to you? Did I ask you to deliver it at two o'clock? What time is it now? Snacks are prohibited during working hours in our company.
Wang Ning: No, wait a moment, brother. Why don't you order two elbows as a snack?