Wan mei ba zi feng shui house buying
Before dying, Zhang San's mother repeatedly told Zhang San that she must find a daughter-in-law with the right personality, face and everything, or she would die unsatisfied.
Then, mother died, and Zhang San was alone. He kept his mother's advice in mind, and it took him ten years to finally find a perfect wife.
Why ten years?
Because, he not only invited a famous fortune teller to rank the eight characters, but also invited a master of reading characters to measure the names of both sides, and also invited Ma Yishen to visit each other's faces, as well as touching bones, five lines of gossip, Chinese and Western numerals, money divination, gossip and so on. Results the eight characters are suitable, but the names do not match; The name is right, the face doesn't match, and it has been like this for ten years. Finally, these fortune tellers, fortune tellers, skinny and so on. Unanimously passed a woman.
In this way, Zhang San worked hard and finally found his perfect partner!
Zhang Sanhe's wife has been a perfect match for a while and wants a baby. So, Uncle Wei Zidou and Wen Zi were invited by Zhang San again, worked out the best delivery time for the baby, and gave the baby a rich name.
My son had a caesarean section at the most appropriate time, named Zhang Tooth Dance.
Zhang San learned his lesson and found a wife for his son the day he was born. This daughter-in-law is harder to find than Zhang San's own daughter-in-law, because her birthday and so on have to take care of both Wu and Zhang San, because after all, they have to live together.
At the age of 23, Zhang Yaowu finally found the perfect wife.
So, Zhang Yaowu got married, which was a great event, but at this time, new problems appeared again.
This new question is-
To buy a house!
You have to find Mr. Feng Shui to buy a house. But Zhang Sanyi inquired about this feng shui. There are different schools, everyone is right, and everyone says others ignore them. Show the same house to eight Mr. Feng Shui and you can draw eight conclusions!
Don't say big, just take a small mirror. Zhang San wanted to swing the mirror in the room to the east, and Mr. Feng Shui of Party A said, "No! The mirror faces east and crosses the sky! "
Zhang San listened to the suggestion and changed the mirror to face west, but Mr. Feng Shui of Party B said, "No! The mirror faces west and destroys the foundation! "
Zhang San listened to the suggestion and changed the mirror to face south, but Mr. Feng Shui of Party C said, "No! The mirror faces south, the harder it is to cross! "
Zhang San was persuaded to change the mirror to face north, and Mr. Ding sent Feng Shui to say, "No! The mirror faces north, rich as water! "
At first glance, Zhang San can't cover everything, north and south! When I am angry, I hang the mirror on the roof, face down. Mr. Chen Ke asked Mr. Feng Shui to say, "No! Mirror down and play every day! "
Zhang San put the mirror on the ground, facing up, but he has sent Mr. Feng Shui to say, "No! Since Byakki Smoker, the family business is not prosperous! "
Zhang San, how good is this? Forget it, that is, the room doesn't need a mirror, just take a picture if you want! But just as Zhang San was about to smash the mirror, Mr. Feng Shui in the afternoon said, "No! Without a mirror, people are not as good as dogs! "
-What can I do? Who are you listening to?
If you want to change someone else, there is definitely no way.
But Zhang San is a great man, and he has ideas!
It took him 12 years to finally find a famous feng shui master who lived in harmony with himself, his wife, his son and his daughter-in-law. All right, listen to him!
-This master is none other than a bear!
I'm a Feng Shui master at Yang Gong Institute of Situation! No one knows the truth anyway! )
Bear is going to show Aunt Zhang a house.
However, Xiong Bubu seed told Zhang San that there are two kinds of geomantic omen, Yin Zhai and Yang Zhai-Yin Zhai is a grave and Yang Zhai is a house. It doesn't make much sense to just look at the villa. In fact, the biggest influence on the family fate is the silver house!
Zhang San is obedient to bears, so for Yin's sake!
Zhang San's old mother, alas, the urn is placed in the lattice wall of the cemetery. The bear was annoyed: "What line is this? ! Take it out quickly! "
Zhang San took out his mother's urn, and the bear found another place to bury him. This search is ten years!
During these ten years, Xiong used their money to travel and shop around the world, buy LV bags in Paris, design suits for old Armani in Italy, gamble in Las Vegas, avenge national humiliation in Japan, and even visit Antarctica twice! I also caught two charming polar bears in the Arctic!
Zhang San was in a hurry and urged the bear. Bear took out an ancient book and said confidently, "Look, I am serious and responsible. According to the masterpieces of ancient masters, it takes a lot of time to find dragons for three years and acupuncture for ten years! "
Finally, in fifteen years, Zhang San's Yin House was completed, and Zhang San's mother's urn was solemnly buried near a small church in Salzburg, where Mozart is said to have performed!
Well, it's time to go back and choose a house. However, this time, it is catching up with the doubling of real estate prices!
There's nothing I can do. I still have to buy a house to live in
This is hard to choose! For a family of four, the yin and yang and the five elements of the date of birth are calculated. Zhang Sanhe is suitable, Zhang San's wife is suitable, and Zhang Ya's daughter-in-law is not. Anyway, no four people can fit in!
This is killing me, bear!
After another eight years, I finally found the closest suitable house. Why do you say "closest to the right"?
It's because this house matches Zhang San's old couple and Zhang Yawu's eight characters very well, but only Zhang Yawu's daughter-in-law doesn't match.
So, I, Xiong, suggest a divorce. This house is perfect for the three of you!
I can't do it, saying that he and his daughter-in-law are very harmonious and it is impossible to divorce. Besides, people are almost 60 now, and it is not easy to remarry. Alas, just to wait for this house, I dare not give birth to a child, for fear that the child was not conceived in a matching geomantic place!
Oh, it's hard. What can we do?
After all, if you want to call me a bear, there is a way!
Yes! There is a way!
Finally, Xiong drew a perfect house blueprint from eight characters, animal signs, faces, names and bones. Members of Zhang's four families used more than 20 ancient skills such as fighting, horse fragrance and Taoism. Finally, he told the Zhang family to build by themselves according to this blueprint.
Zhang San, an old and pale old man, looked at the drawings of Xiongbu seeds for a long time and finally cried: "If I really tear down the Forbidden City to build a new house, I'm afraid the people of China will not agree!"
Hehe, when the case is finished, you can appreciate this feature of Feng Shui carefully: in order to meet the call of the times, it can even ignore the most basic principles. This is the most fundamental difference between it and Chinese medicine.
Feng Shui was really a science, but it was distorted by later generations, and various mysterious elements were mixed in, which made people feel amazing and awe-inspiring. In fact, there are many things similar to Feng Shui, that is, a donkey in Guizhou. When we meet the donkey in Guizhou, should we know it deeply or fear it deeply?