Freshman: "(walking out from the stage, as if strolling) I am a ## freshman, 16 years old, unmarried. I am very talented and impressive, and I know everything about astronomy and geography. Know everything, know everything, and be omnipotent! Today I heard that the student union of my school is recruiting new students to be cadres. I had no interest in becoming an official, but I heard that being a student union cadre is quite prestigious, so let’s go check it out! "
(Walk to the student union)
Freshman: "Wow! As soon as you enter the door, you will see the learning department. Our school is really focused on learning!"
Academic cadre: (The freshmen met the director of the study department as soon as they entered the door. She was holding a collection of poems in her hand and reciting with emotion) "There is bright moonlight in front of the bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon and lower your head to miss your hometown!" (Sweat!!!!)
Freshman: (Applauding and walking towards him, of course speaking in a flattering tone) "This must be the director of the study department! Hello, young student!!" (Bowling with both hands) )
Student cadre: "Oh, yes, I am the head of the study department who claims to have gathered the top study backbones in the school! (satisfied) I wonder what your role is for this brother?"
p>Freshman: "I came to the Student Union to apply for a job as a cadre. When I came in, I was in your study department, and I was attracted by your voice, so I applied to your department first! I don't know what the conditions are for being a cadre. ”
Xue Cadre: “I dare you! Brother, I really have great ambitions. I can’t talk about the conditions. I just need some basic things.” (Shen took a look at the front and back. )
Freshman: "What is it?" (Looking at her hand with a curious face)
Student cadre: "(Facing the audience) For example, the academic performance must be in the whole school Ranking in the top ten, I am actually the first in the whole grade, so I will relax the requirements for you. This is the most important; (blowing on her fingernails) Then you need to be able to play an instrument, such as piano or flute, but I can play three instruments. Oh!
(Turns to the freshmen, sees that he is still there, then turns to the audience) So I have relaxed my requirements for you; of course, you also have the same artistic appreciation ability as me, (the freshmen immediately vomited when they heard this) Like, ran off the stage) You don’t have to be as poetic as me, but you have to have the same hobbies as me... Huh?" (Before he finished speaking, the new student was already there. Missing)
Study cadre: "Why are the classmates so impatient now? Forget it, (reciting tone) Even if I am the only one in the department, I can hold up the sky! I It’s so poetic! ! HOHOHO! There’s a bright moonlight on the ground.” (Reading and walking off the stage) Freshman: “(Running up to face the audience) No! Thinking that there is such a narcissist in the study department, it will be a disaster if you are selected! Why? There is a girl's department in the student union?" (Appearance) A more lustful expression)
Wait.
Extended information:
The four basic skills of cross talk:
Telling, learning, teasing and singing are the four basic artistic methods of cross talk tradition. "Shuo" means telling jokes, playing lantern riddles, tongue twisters, etc.; "Learning" means imitating the sounds of various birds and animals, cries, singing, various characters, styles, languages, etc.; "Tou" means making each other laugh; "Sing" The Ben Gong Sing of cross talk refers to Taiping lyrics.
Due to some relationship, cross talk performances on TV in the past classified all singing as singing, which is wrong.
Only the Taiping lyrics are for singing, the rest are for learning. In cross talk, there are often programs that focus on using one or two of the methods. For example, "Change" and "Drama and Dialect" focus on "learning" and "singing". "Eight Screens" and "Spring Lantern Riddles" focus on "speaking and amusing". "Lord. Actors often have different styles due to their good use of certain methods.