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Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.
Scene: classroom
League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!
Three people: Go ahead.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?
Three people: I'm listening!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?
Three people: Really!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?
Three people: OK.
Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?
Three people: no regrets.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?
Three people: Do you want to talk or not?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?
Three people fainted.
Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly
Three people sit up.
Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
Three people fainted again.
Communist Youth League Secretary: OK, get down to business, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!
Xiaoling: What a mess!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?
Xiaoling: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted.
Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!
Communist Youth League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you all day. Besides dating girls, drinking tea and walking, are these achievements worth soaking in?
Wu: Yes! There is no bright future! -No pretty girls!
Communist Youth League Secretary: No bright future-no bright future!
Students, students, comrades, and-
Three people: Just say it!
Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!
Three people fainted.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: I have no strength!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!
Wu: It won't abandon me!
League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!
Three people get down: alas!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Hurry up, hurry up, let's-
The bell rings.
Communist Youth League Secretary:-Let's eat!
Three people: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Good enough for me?
What does Xiao Ai feel: Mom!
Youth League Secretary: Hey!
Xiao Ai: Use me!
Communist Youth League Secretary: It was an accident! Music!
(< magic wind > lyrics like this)
Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .
The other three applauded.
Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!
The other three applauded.
Wu: To tell you the truth, I really have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.
Three people applauded.
Communist Youth League Secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!
(Music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")
Communist Youth League Secretary: Good! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!
Three people: huh?
Communist Youth League Secretary: No! Guide you! Lure you!
Three people: Huh?
Communist Youth League Secretary: In a word, let's work together!
Three people: fight!
Several people study hard together, help each other and relax.
Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will have a candle every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!
(Singing) I like sour and sweet. This is the real me. The door to classes will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!
Xiao Ai: (with a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, now I study English hard. My goal is:-first!
(Singing) Hehehe Hey, stop playing games! Hehe, hehe, hey, stop playing games! Rebuild the symbol of the king of heaven, I kicked it away!
Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, but there is one in the book. . . Or Yan Ruyu! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, so I won't take a remake!
(Singing) I want to be the child who studies hard in fairy tales and never study happily again!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmates, classmates and comrades, why are they all gone? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!
Three people: Thank you! Why?
answer to a curtain call
Content:
Xiaoling sleeps on the table.
Iverson lost a book with him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Ai (entering): Oh, man, this is really confusing. Are you kidding? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
Xiaoling woke up: What was that noise?
It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning!
Do you know what mistake you made? Huh?
Xiao Ai: Yes.
Wu: Let's stop arguing.
Xiaoling: What you can't forgive is that you woke me up!
Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling.
Xiao Ai: Last but not least, develop style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today!
Xiao Ai: Scared?
Xiao Wu: Did you sleep?
Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing with grass!
Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent the middle of the night burning a lamp and boiling oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiaoling: Do you also play with grass?
Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I tell you, this is a great move!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: Come on!
Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Xiaoling: Go to hell!
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiaoling: Come on. You call this a trick?
Well, to ease the tension, I'll give you a humorous quiz.
Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu ignored her.
Xiaoling: Say, how many steps are there in the exam answer sheet?
Xiao Ai and Xiao Wu leaned in: How many steps are there?
Xiaoling: Three steps!
Step 1: Write down your name. (Both nod)
Step 2: Read the topic again! (Both nod)
Step 3:-hand in the roll paper!
Xiao Ai: Hand in a blank sheet of paper!
Wu: What's the problem?
Xiaoling: I'll give you another question; Say, who didn't come to the exam today?
Xiao Ai: Who can't take the exam today? Xiaoling?
Xiaoling: I'm not here!
Xiao Ai: Look around, Wu?
Xiao Wu: Yes!
Xiao Ai: Ah! I see-little moxa!
Wu: You came for nothing! It's not the same whether you come or not!
Xiaoling: Answer, teacher! Not yet!
The teacher came in.
Three people are startled: coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Three people laughed.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Ai: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Teacher: Give out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Ai: I think teachers are better.
He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Xiaoling: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Three people copy.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Ai) Please don't copy this classmate!
Xiao Wu and Xiaoling: I didn't copy it!
The teacher came to Xiao Ai: Classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Ai: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Ai: (looking at it) Ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Ai's roll paper, and Xiao Ai just wanted to get up and go.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending!
I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all.
How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! I can't play grass as well as her (Xiaoling)!
Xiaoling stared at Xiao Wu.
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like this kind of hard-working child.
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Ai: Ah! Still taking the advanced math exam in the afternoon?
Xiaoling: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! (Picking up grass) What did you take just now?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Three people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone).
Xiao Ai: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Ai, how is your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Ai)
Xiao Ai: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Ai: "My teacher", my teacher has an oval face ...
Teacher: Wait, (takes out a big sign to write claws) Are you a melon with a melon face? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, paw face is also a face. Can't you make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Ai: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Ai: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Ai: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Ai: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. Touch the tree and die.
Xiao Ai: Find an old pagoda tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Ai: Oh, I want to write to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Ai: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Ai: Do you have any fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Iverson: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiaoling and Xiaowu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper!
My question is: this is the question, please answer.
what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next,
Essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiaoling and Xiao Ai: To learn advanced mathematics-
The teacher came in.
Xiaoling: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiaoling: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiaoling:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiaoling, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiaoling: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiaoling: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiaoling: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiaoling, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiaoling: Ah! Teacher, I have failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiaoling looked at Xiao Yi and Xiao Wu.
Xiao Ai: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiaoling: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiaoling: No, I have to find a teacher! You two take your time! (below)
Xiao Ai: Forget it. Grass may be useless. I'm leaving, too.
Wu: What about that? Hand in a blank sheet of paper?
Xiao Ai: Of course, I can't hand in a blank sheet of paper. I'm going to recite the most difficult questions now, and then write them on a roll of paper to answer them myself! (below)
Xiao Wu: He has a personality. (just want to leave)
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Head teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.
Wu: Ah!
Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?
Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.
Teacher: Is there such an answer?
Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?
Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?
Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!
Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?
Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.
Teacher: It's environmental engineering!
Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?
Teacher: ... sanitation worker.
Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.
Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!
Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?
Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.
Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?
Wu: Yes.
Teacher: Really? You really sent it?
Wu: Of course!
Teacher: What did your mother tell you?
Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?
Teacher: ... you go.
Wu: I can't leave.
Teacher: Why?
Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!
Four people on the same stage curtain call.
(2)
Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.
Scene: classroom
League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!
Three people: Go ahead.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?
Three people: I'm listening!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?
Three people: Really!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?
Three people: OK.
Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?
Three people: no regrets.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?
Three people: Do you want to talk or not?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?
Three people fainted.
Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly
Three people sit up.
Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
Three people fainted again.
Communist Youth League Secretary: OK, get down to business, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!
Xiaoling: What a mess!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?
Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?
Xiaoling: I sleep after class!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?
Xiaoling: What do you do at night?
Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!
Xiaoling: We have the same habits!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?
Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?
Xiaoling: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?
Xiaoling fainted.
Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?
Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!
Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!
Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!
Communist Youth League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you all day. Besides dating girls, drinking tea and walking, are these achievements worth soaking in?
Wu: Yes! There is no bright future! -No pretty girls!
Communist Youth League Secretary: No bright future-no bright future!
Students, students, comrades, and-
Three people: Just say it!
Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!
Three people fainted.
Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!
Xiaoling: No matches!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!
Xiao Ai: I have no strength!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!
Wu: It won't abandon me!
League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!
Three people get down: alas!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Hurry up, hurry up, let's-
The bell rings.
Communist Youth League Secretary:-Let's eat!
Three people: Yes!
Communist Youth League Secretary: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Good enough for me?
What does Xiao Ai feel: Mom!
Youth League Secretary: Hey!
Xiao Ai: Use me!
Communist Youth League Secretary: It was an accident! Music!
(< Magic Wind > The lyrics are like this)
Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .
The other three applauded.
Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!
The other three applauded.
Wu: To tell you the truth, I really have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.
Three people applauded.
Communist Youth League Secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!
(Music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")
Communist Youth League Secretary: Good! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!
Three people: huh?
Communist Youth League Secretary: No! Guide you! Lure you!
Three people: Huh?
Communist Youth League Secretary: In a word, let's work together!
Three people: fight!
Several people study hard together, help each other and relax.
Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will have a candle every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!
(Singing) I like sour and sweet. This is the real me. The door to classes will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!
Xiao Ai: (with a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, now I study English hard. My goal is:-first!
(Singing) Hehehe Hey, stop playing games! Hehe, hehe, hey, stop playing games! Rebuild the symbol of the king of heaven, I kicked it away!
Wu: There is Yan Ruyu in the book, but there is one in the book. . . Or Yan Ruyu! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, so I won't take a remake!
(Singing) I want to be the child who studies hard in fairy tales and never study happily again!
Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmates, classmates and comrades, why are they all gone? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!
Three people: Thank you! Why?
answer to a curtain call