Please tell me the lyrics of the funny song "Shine Shoes". If you know it, please tell me. Thank you.

Shine shoes

I am sitting on the road, my business will be opened on the road

I am sitting on the road, my business will be opened on the road

< p>Whether you are a man, a woman, an old man or a girl

Everyone comes to shine your shoes, you decide whether they are shiny or not

Swing your arms (so) two dollars and a half a pair

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything is available

Everyone comes to shine the leather shoes, you can tell whether they are shiny or not

I looked around and looked around. Dude, I’m bragging

I’ve had my waist lifted and it turns out I’m a rich man

Lao Baigan earned an iron rice bowl from the Communist Party at eight o’clock

< p>After I ate a bowl of mixed food, the work unit was closed

The door was closed and no pay was paid (my motherfucker) and I was laid off with honor

Have you returned home yet? Qian'erhua came to the street to polish her shoes

Not afraid of cold, hot, tired, or hungry

Earn two dollars and laugh at his wife and children mixed with porridge

Everyone is here to shine the leather shoes. You decide whether they are shiny or not?

Arms swing (so) two and a half dollars a pair

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything

Everyone comes here to polish their shoes. You decide whether they are shiny or not?

From the south to the north

From Shandong to Huguang

Siping to Jilin So from Tonghua Yanbian Tumen

Baicheng to Changchun to Heilongjiang Province Harbin

Daqing to Yonghong Jiamusi to Liaoning

Yingkou to Shenyang to Dandong Benxi Liaoyang

Fushun Dalian Jinzhou Haicheng Anshan

Tianjin Chongqing Hohhot Beijing

Shanxi Fujian Shenzhen Macau Taiwan

Hubei, Hainan, Guangxi, Ningxia, Sichuan

Xinjiang, Tibet, the 1997 return to Hong Kong

North Korea, Vietnam, Malaysia, the Soviet Union

Japan The United States, Tanzania, Laos

The United Kingdom, France, Romania, Congo

India, Mongolia, Yugoslavia, Peru

Everyone comes to shine shoes. Do you think it's bright or not?

Swinging arms (so) two and a half dollars a pair

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything

Everyone come and polish it You decide whether to polish your leather shoes or not

Serving as a soldier, guarding the borders of the motherland

Fighting floods, providing rescue operations, donating money for earthquake relief

Public security courts Discipline Inspection Commission Procuratorial United Front

Industry and commerce, taxation, transportation, aviation and railways

Investigation, tax collection, bridgehead tolls

Company, shopping mall, mining company, unemployed

Those who have carried guns and been injured have retreated to the second line and left Fuxiang's

The food company that supplies and sells meat

The garden, greening, sanitation and sports Cultural

Post office, telecommunications (then) urban management brigade, freight transportation

water supply, power supply, family planning hospital

accounting, money management, special management Those with ligation and rings

Everyone is here to shine the leather shoes. You decide whether they are shiny or not

Swing your arms (so) two (one hundred) five yuan a pair

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything

Everyone comes here to shine their shoes, you decide whether to shine them or not

Hotels, restaurants,

Decorated hotels

Hardware, home appliances

(So) Car repair, welding

Pedicure, head shaving, monkey playing on the roadside

Those who draw fortune-telling, those who read palms, those who sell paintings

The ones who buy and call in rented phone booths

The ones who push carts and set up stalls squat in the market and sell orders

< p>Vegetable sellers, rice sellers, tables, chairs, benches and coffee tables

Liquor sellers, cigarette sellers, crabs, prawns and seafood sellers

Oil sellers, vinegar sellers, Sichuan peppercorns, aniseed and seasonings

The candy seller sells

The tea seller sells pancakes, fruits and twists

The flower seller sells fish, the orange seller sells oranges, apples, ducks and pears

The bird seller sells dogs, the head and hooves are sold, the pig's paws are sold

< p>Those who sell roasted chicken and tea eggs, those who sell noodles in grain and oil stores

Those who sell shoes and cloths sell knitwear and woolen pants

Those who sell gloves and bed sheets

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Those who sell suits and shirts

Those who sell books and newspapers, those who specialize in treating sexually transmitted diseases and publish advertisements

Those who sell bastards and sell deer penises apply divine oil on them for a day

Impotence, premature diarrhea, menstrual period must not be less than half a month

Everyone comes to shine the shoes, you decide whether they are shiny or not

Swing your arms ( Then) two (one hundred) five yuan for a pair

Black shoe polish, white shoe polish, brown shoe polish, everything

Everyone comes to shine the shoes, you decide whether they are shiny or not

< p>Those who work hard, those who clean and sweep the floors

Those who tell stories, those who sing, those who do magic and perform acrobatics

Those who practice martial arts, those who box, those who make airplanes and ships

Those who do petroleum The ones who specialize in coal research and missiles

The ones who do archeology and explore, the ones who take care of everything

The ones who get promoted and laid off invest in their own factories

The ones who make a fortune go bankrupt There is no way to borrow and hold your breath

Smuggled drugs, cheating on the mahjong table

Those who drive, those who refuel, those who drive planes into buildings

Bush, who is in the war of aggression, wants to capture bin Laden

Those who kill pigs and butcher sheep do not have skins against the wall

Those who farm and raise silkworms point to those who raise men to make money

Everyone is here to polish the leather shoes. You decide whether they are shiny or not

Swing your arms (so) two (one hundred) five yuan for a pair

Black shoes are white. We have everything from shoe polish to brown shoe polish

Everyone comes here to polish their shoes. You decide whether to shine them or not

The doorman and the ticket seller take the theater tickets and look for the number

The young and the old sit in order

There are those who listen to the words and watch people, there are experts and those who are just beginning to watch the theater

There are those who hear and hear, laugh, love, kiss and scold.

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Those who sell drinks, those who pour tea

Those who cheer and cheer and applaud

Everyone comes to shine the shoes, you decide whether they are shiny or not