1, which point-go there.
2, sharp and rigid-extreme, mainly derogatory.
3. banzha-praise someone or something who has done a good job.
4. Stare at the gun with hostile eyes.
5, each one is-isn't it? Express doubt.
6, the old peacock-gossip, describe this person's performance is not the time.
7. What is the whole thing-what should I do? Sometimes it means eating something.
8, tank resistance-including disgust, nausea, dirty or not authentic.
9. Fake goods-fake and shoddy goods sometimes describe a person as unreliable.
10, praise the challenge, marvel at being buried and scattered, is it called Luo? Yes, how is it called Zha Luo? It's called Taixian for fun, Taique for funny, Shacao for showing off, Tan Nai for bad, Qing for cheat people, Gangster for sophistry, and I hate being called vulgar. I'm not convinced and call it a gun. I don't listen to advice and call it a drum, and a gyro is called a snail.
2. A few funny short sentences: 1. If I have a son named "handsome" in the future, others will say "handsome dad" when they see me.
2. Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back and take an empty step. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.
4. Money is not a problem, but no money! 5. I am drunk and won't accept anyone, just hold the wall! 6. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out 7. You know what, big brother? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's. 8. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should at least eat a pair of whales ... 9. Clear water makes no fish, and people are invincible. 10. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough. 1 1. My friends around me, you should become famous quickly so that my memoirs can sell well. 12. A female classmate is a little black and her boyfriend is a little white. One day, after swearing at each other in the dormitory, suddenly a sentence jumped in front of her. You will give birth to zebras. "13. I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me 14. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it. From then on, the world was dark. 17. Today, I am in a bad mood. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. That's all I said. 18. To be a man, I must be a person who wanders between A and B. 19. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, and my English name is God. My dharma number is Tathagata.
20. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. 2 1. The farmer's three fists hurt a little. In fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am a bitch. 23. I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs. 24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi. 25. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives. 26. As long as you work hard. It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang).
Because speaking of the devil, you can go as far as you want. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can you really realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon". 30. Lovers eventually become family 3 1. Spring has come, and a flock of geese fly north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while ... 32. Lie down where you fell. 33. Don't be arrogant, you think I'm HELLO KITTY! 34. The donkey has been thinking repeatedly ~ 35. The highest state of self-help is to help the wall in and help the wall out.
36. Lost. 37. I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me? 38. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.
39. Go to Google, Baidu and search. 40. Women must be kind to themselves.
Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby! 4 1. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 42. Grandpa is from his grandson ... 43. God, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather! 44. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods! 45. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs. 46. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind ... 47. Do whatever you want! 48. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
49. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do. 50. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.
3. What are the local dialect words in Yunnan dialect: Kenting, Jiangang, Banzha, Du Ge, Laopeacock, Zhengzhe, etc.
1, which point-go there. 2, sharp and rigid-extreme, mainly derogatory.
3. banzha-praise someone or something who has done a good job. 4. Stare at the gun with hostile eyes.
5, each one is-isn't it? Express doubt. 6, the old peacock-gossip, describe this person's performance is not the time.
7. What is the whole thing-what should I do? Sometimes it means eating something. 8, tank resistance-including disgust, nausea, dirty or not authentic.
9. Fake goods-fake and shoddy goods sometimes describe a person as unreliable. 10, praise the challenge, marvel at being buried and scattered, is it called Luo? Yes, how is it called Zha Luo? It's called Taixian for fun, Taique for funny, Shacao for showing off, Tan Nai for bad, Qing for cheat people, Gangster for sophistry, and I hate being called vulgar. I'm not convinced and call it a gun. I don't listen to advice and call it a drum, and a gyro is called a snail.
4. The most classic and funny short sentences and quotations 1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you! I have not only a car, but also my own! I'll buy it for you if you like.
(after realizing that the other person is angry) Oh, no, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!" " "There are so many people look down on me, who are you? I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet! 6. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot! 7. Mirrors always reflect light! 8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn! 9. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong! 10. Relax, I'm not a good person.
1 1. Don't worry about what will happen to my girlfriend following me-as long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know! 12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me! 13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations! 14. If you ignore me, I will be a dog! 15. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian! 16. I can't reach it. Try putting my left foot on my right foot. 17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died! 18. Do you like me? Actually,
I started. In fact, I also ...
Well, to be honest, I actually like me. 19. Do you want water, water or water? You choose! 20. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red. 2 1. Hey, what to say and what not to whisper. 22. What can you say about a scholar? 23. Yuck, don't ask a single man such a question! 24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital! 25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers. 26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy. 27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded! I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough. 29. The feet of three shoemakers stink to death. 30. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves.
3 1. One cuts the thyroid hormone, and the other does not. 32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow! 33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe! 34. A: Where to eat? I am broke. Let's eat out, it's my treat-the hose. 35. See if there is anything left behind? 36. There is a dragon on my left and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. 38. A: It's hard for me to swallow this evil spirit without compensation. How can I let you die? 40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm. 4 1. If there is a way to learn, do it first, and learn to cook porridge from the endless sea. 42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren. 43. I have finished my homework! 44. Have you done your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under the P-share.
Do you want it? 45. Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard! 46. How much is this pair of shoes? 47. I was really blind at the beginning. 48. Is this blind man blind? 49: Kill you with what, dear.
50: The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you! 5 1: my advantages are: handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome. 52: What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman hits small monsters! 53: Others pretend to be experienced.
54: I am fat, not a boor. 55: If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover, I won't pass Band 4! 56: I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep! 57: Running snail.
58: Look at the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work. 59: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.
60: I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets. 6 1: The accountant said, "Come and get your salary later. I have no change here. "
62: Have you seen my powder? Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum. My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.
65: Yangzhou fried rice, please, with more chopped green onion and one egg less salt. Pack it and take it away. 66: Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.
67: both house and rot, the future is uncertain. 68: Make a cup of Sanlu for the client to drink.
69. The most mysterious department in history: related departments. There is no denying that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century! 7 1: There are only two things I can't do in my life: not this and not that.
72: People have backgrounds, and I have backgrounds. The ideal of meat is the life of Chinese cabbage.
74: White Horse … Where the hell are you! Did you lose your prince and dare not come to see me? 75: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you? 76: Don't treat shrimp as seafood.
I am an angel. I can't go back to heaven because of my weight. 78: Your mother is your father's cousin? 79: Picking up girls is like hanging QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.
80: There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools. 8 1: I just killed Spinosaurus on the road, swam across the river, climbed to the top of the tower and kissed your princess.
82: I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep. 83: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.
Xiu Yuan Road is far away, so let's take a taxi. 85: My life has a side and a side, and your life also has an S side and a B side.
86: I am not afraid of stealing tools, but I am afraid of stealing children to understand technology! Failure is not terrible, the key is success or not. 88: College students nowadays are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out! 89: If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
90: Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
5. Yunnan Wenshan dialect 1. Common words, word formation (note that the scarlet letter is a homophonic dialect, and the black word is a definition) deceive people with Buick Unified Mobile Soup (Lang) and become a master of the Kuaiji family. I'm annoyed with what I brew. Angry, fierce and clever, I gave it to (Ji) and ordered me to buy only some fruit today. Old men choose half, old men middle-aged men are small. Children always take pains to describe things, instead of simply knowing the seats and positions of booths. I don't know about housework or anything. Get some company (a pull) and give it slowly, okay? How about every three times? Here's the thing. Xu Wa's children are very diligent. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing. Nothing is as good as talking or doing. Don't nag (pester) That's disgusting. It's not good to be inconsistent in words and deeds. Poor children's shoes are dishonest. Strangely, little tricks and jumps are smart and aggressive. It's strange to talk and do things on any occasion. Nonsense is stupid. When you step on your back, you are unlucky. Grasshopper dragonfly sweet potato sand medicine potato half plate, unreasonable. It is reckless to do things. Some idiots talk irregularly in winter, dried vegetables. People poke their eyes, but cats make trouble. Suddenly, they began to blame Hong Kong. Make a wooden list quickly and show sympathy for the misfortunes of others. Jack-o 'lantern (Jack-o 'lantern green) is very angry. Angry, rotten straw sandals (children), women with bad style, small cakes and rice, and glutinous rice swollen neck at the threshold of someone else's home. I only dare to weigh a little (Xu) at home, eat a little (Xu) for a while, and I will be beaten if I get slapped. Menstrual men behave like women, the old girl (son), the youngest girl (son) is covered in blood, her mouth is burnt, her eyes are fierce, her eyes are half full of words, and her attitude is arrogant. I can't do it in the west, I'm not good at boring cologne, I'm introverted, I don't like to talk, I'm unreasonable, I'm king, I'm king, I'm naked, I'm not decent, I'm rude, I'm sneaky, I'm dishonest, I accidentally make holes, and I'm generally good, but I'm unrealistic and irresponsible. The uncultivated wild wind made excuses to exaggerate the situation or deliberately show off affectation and laziness in front of people, which made Yang Mi so lazy that he fell to his death. He was also listless and scratched his face (Larry). He was very angry and lost his mind. 2. The use of sentences distracted my attention. I don't agree. Are you clear? Don't blame me, it's my fault, okay? This is my size, Walter. I watch it alone. It was marked. You can pass it.
This is my seat. Find it yourself. It was marked. Please move it. After Qian Jingchun, it was simply making money to pay for a website.
Qian Jingchun, what a fool. It's a waste of money to pay for the website yourself. (Many people say, hehe) Are you stupid? Why are you so stupid? You are terrible, my Lord. Click it and you'll be afraid.
You are very clever. I'm not going. They said it was terrible there. According to the individual or the whole brewing? This was built by a large team of General Electric.
What happened to that man? So many people are scolding him. Say me, say me, I don't listen to you.
What are you talking about? Don't lie to me. I won't be fooled. I am as good as your monkey. I know him. You took the liberty of trusting him.
I can't do it without you. I know. Don't be complacent. There was a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this.
If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to put a deadline on this love, I hope so.
Ten thousand years! There used to be a sincere love that changed my life. I cherish it more than I do. When I lost it, I regretted it. The saddest thing in the world is not to be old. If God can give the master another chance, I will be pressed by a girl to say three words: I love you.
Why do we have to talk about deadlines? I was thinking.
Ten thousand years.
It doesn't matter who will fall in love with the original lyrics. It doesn't matter who will languish. The happiness that flows through is short-lived. Only by pursuing beauty and happiness will you suffer. If you don't talk about right and wrong, it is absolutely right and wrong. If you don't say my regret, it's over. If you let yourself go perfectly, I can fly high. It doesn't matter to forgive all the mistakes in this world. I don't care why I have to put myself through the cycle of pain. It doesn't matter which Yang Mi's happiness is a promise. Only after Meimei is happy will she suffer. Don't say that. It must be ai, right no need to say any more I will regret it. I will rot and put down the single one perfectly. Can I compare with flying to a high mountain and forgiving all the incongruities in this world? What can I compare? What can I tell a single suffering person about reincarnation?
6. What are the characteristics of Yunnan dialect? 1. Have you eaten? Does this mean that you have eaten your rice? "Give" (this word is only used to express pronunciation, and some people write it as "left mouth and right case", I don't know what it means.
The pronunciation of Yunnan is not explained one by one below. ) They are widely used in Yunnan dialect and are often placed at the beginning of sentences to indicate rhetorical questions and interrogative questions. Like playing cards? It means-play or not.
2. Go and buy a child. Don't be afraid, everyone. This sentence means "go to the street to buy shoes".
Read "the" in Yunnan Street. 3, which costs the canteen, the food tastes terrible.
If you hit one, it's 2 yuan, and it's an honest man's ghost fire (read the second sound)! This sentence is a bit difficult. Pay attention to what "which fee" means, such as meat, which is pronounced as "Ru" in Yunnan. Modal words are often used at the end of sentences or in sentences.
Honesty is not honesty. Very, very good.
Ghost fire green, very common, not difficult to understand, too angry, angry also called. Attention, read "Lu"! 4. Your boyfriend is so "Cao Nai" that he can't bear to cut (read the second sound) and roar movies for ten pieces.
Note: "this" is pronounced "support" and "support" is also "this". "Cao Nai" is nasty, and Kunming people especially like to say it. Remember! Money, read (second sound).
Look, locals generally use "look" and "roar". There are many old people now, and they will soon get lost. What a pity! 5. Yesterday (the first sound), the Brazilian team "grabbed" the ball (read the second sound) and it was honest and smelly! "A Fei" and "Which Fei" and "Expenditure" are basically the same, but they mean something contemptuous or contemptuous. Catch the ball, kick the ball, such as catch the ball! Let's play football! 6. Did you get rid of Nie Fan? "You Nie" is the other person, almost like "you".
I think it may be the tone sandhi of "you". By way of digression, most of the Han people in Yunnan moved in from the mainland in the Ming Dynasty.
Due to the inconvenient transportation in the old days, Yunnan dialect may have retained many ancient Chinese pronunciations. There are still many distinctive sentences and words that cannot be expressed. In those examples, the brothers were so tired that a Buddha was born and a Buddha ascended to heaven, which was really impressive.
Let's call it a day and talk about it later! Finally, leave two difficult sentences in Yunnan dialect. If there are non-Yunnan friends who can understand what they mean, you can go to Yunnan alone.