Ghost story jokes:
The first story is a supernatural incident
I remembered a supernatural incident my sister told me....
p>My sister has a friend who has a son who is about three years old...
One day he found his son waving at the window and saying: "Goodbye, uncle!" "
My friend didn't take it seriously at first...
Thought his son was talking to Abo who was passing by on the street (because his family lived in a very low-rise building)
But I also feel that his son always speaks like this around dusk
WO...but I can't see anyone outside the window...the more my friend thinks about it, the more scared he becomes...
p>So I asked my son who he wanted to say goodbye to...
The son replied: "With my uncle!"
The friend asked again: "There is no one outside. !Which uncle are you talking to?"
The son answered him while pointing outside:
"Which uncle?
Uncle Sun!"
The second story on a country road
On a country road with twists and turns, because car accidents often happen, there are often some ghost stories. One night, there are A taxi driver saw a woman with long hair and a white dress on the side of the road. He waved to him. Because the driver had never seen a ghost, he was very bold. He stopped and let her get in the car. Along the way, the driver Although I didn’t believe there was a ghost, I was still confused, so I often looked at the woman behind me from the rear view mirror without seeing the mirror. I was driving, and suddenly the driver realized that the woman was missing! The driver was startled and quickly stepped on the brake! Only the woman was seen. It appeared again, and blood was flowing all over his face. It was extremely scary. The driver was so frightened that his whole body became weak and he couldn't say a word. He thought: It's over, it's over, this time I really encountered a ghost!" When he was nervous, The woman spoke:
"Hey! Mr. Driver, I was just afraid of being seen by you. I'm sorry, so I bent down and picked my nose. Who told you to brake so quickly? Look! It gave me a nosebleed!"
The third story: The head outside the window
Just a few days ago, an old man came to the village. The old man looked very haggard and frustrated. , but perhaps because no one knew him, no one paid special attention. As a result, in the evening, the old man was found hanging in the woods! And the hanging place was right behind Xiaojing’s house, and You can even see the old man clearly just through the bathroom window!
In the evening, Xiaojing came back. Since the body was disposed of quickly, Xiaojing didn't know about it. She went there for Xiaojing. Taking a shower, because the bathroom was very small, she was very close to the transom. When she was halfway through washing, Xiaojing raised her head and saw the transom. What she saw at that time made Xiaojing freeze up! Because she saw A human head! Xiaojing could not move, but the human head kept looking at her! At this moment, the human head actually smiled! And said:
"Sister,...are you scared? Jump?"
The fourth story is to die from eating instant noodles
My brother doesn't like the food my mother cooks, but he likes to eat instant noodles. One day my mother didn't cook. , my brother wanted to eat instant noodles again, and my mother scolded him: "Why don't you go out to buy a bento without mom cooking? Eating instant noodles is not nutritious!!"
My brother said: "I I just like to eat it, how about it!"
"Oh my... Mom told you that instant noodles are really not a good thing. There is a young lady in your father's company. She saved the money and sent it home, so she ate instant noodles in the morning, lunch, and evening. She ate instant noodles every day, but she died three months later!"
(Shocked) "Really?"
"How could mom lie to you?"
"Really, then how did she die?"
. ....This,...there was a car accident while buying instant noodles...
The fifth story: car accident
In high school, fruits and vegetables in front of Huazhong Bridge A (thrilling) scene happened in the market....
Since the fruit and vegetable market is the branch point for many buses, and it was the time when work and school were over, the bus we took was so crowded that people stood at the door. The whole person, including his face, is stuck to the car door like a gecko.
>After Mr. Driver waited for everyone to get into the cabin, he started to set off. Since he had to get on the bridge, he kept pressing the accelerator to accelerate. When he found an old woman in front of him crossing the road, it was already too late to apply the brakes!
Only I saw the old woman lying on the road in front of the car, motionless, with a pile of intestines flowing out from beside her, and blood began to ooze...
Some people started screaming. ...Some were speechless after seeing it, but the driver looked pale and did not dare to get down from his seat. When the driver in the car started to point out the driver, a strange thing happened...
Suddenly, the old woman stood up tremblingly, took out a torn plastic bag, and began to pick up the intestines, muttering in her mouth: "Yao Shou... I just bought the intestines." , how to eat like this..."
The Sixth Story Bento
Tell you a ghost story, and it is very scary!
In a quiet place On a moonlit night and on a precise night, a traveler traveling through the mountains unfortunately lost his way. Just when he was hungry, cold and exhausted, he finally found a thatched hut far ahead. He stepped forward happily. He ran over, knocked on the door, and shouted, "Is anyone there?" Then an old lady came out to answer the door. After the travelers explained their purpose, the old lady kindly gave them a box of lunch. He also promised the traveler to stay temporarily at the grandma's house that night. When the traveler woke up the next morning, he was surprised to find that there was no thatched house around him at all, and he was sleeping on the ground. Not to mention there was no old grandma, but The traveler was not afraid, and was still very grateful to the old lady, thinking that she was the incarnation of Bodhisattva who came to save the suffering. So he worshiped at the spot and left with gratitude. After a long journey, he finally returned to the village. After returning home, he told this story to everyone he met. After a long time, someone finally said: "That grandma you mentioned, she passed away three years ago." When the traveler heard this, he secretly said something bad. , suddenly felt a sharp pain in his body, and shouted: "It's not good...I,...I...I ate...an expired bento!
Chapter Seven Stories of Yin and Yang Eyes
There was a senior who wanted to take a school girl with Yin Yang Eyes home on a bicycle.
At first, the senior warned the girl: "Wait a minute and don't care if you see it." Don't tell me anything!" After a while, they passed by the cemetery. The junior girl yelled and grabbed the senior's clothes... The junior girl said: "Learn... learn... senior ....." The senior shouted: "Shut up! I don't want to listen to anything!" The junior said: "But..." The senior: "Don't tell me what you saw!" There was a rush. After arriving at the destination, the senior said: "What did you want to tell me just now?" Junior: "When we passed the cemetery just now, I wanted to tell you that your wallet fell off, but you rode over without looking back. ......
The eighth story: Died on the same day, same year, same month
When Ali was working overtime, she suddenly felt an icy wind blowing from behind. Ali It felt strange, how could wind blow in the airtight office building? Looking back, the clock on the wall pointed to 11 o'clock. Ali thought to herself: "She may not be able to finish today, let's continue tomorrow." After thinking about it, she shut down the computer and walked out of the office after cleaning up. Unexpectedly, the elevator was being renovated today... Ali thought: It's over, the office is on the 11th floor... so she had to take the stairs to go downstairs. Fortunately, it was time to go downstairs, otherwise she would have been very tired. When Ali just went downstairs, she always felt that there was someone following her behind her. She couldn't help but think of the cold wind in the office just now. Although Ali had goosebumps all over her body, she couldn't hide them. She couldn't help the curiosity in her heart. When she looked back, it was better not to look, but when she looked, she found... her friend Xiaohong, who died of cancer three months ago, glared at her... "Why don't you keep your word?" !Why don’t you keep your word? I’m so lonely down there...so lonely..." Xiaohong said as she approached Ali... "Ah______" Ali had already left from the tenth floor. The window fell down... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen are both good friends of Ali and Xiaohong... After attending Ali's funeral, the two discussed Ali in a teahouse The cause of death. Xiaoxiang: Zhenzhen... Do you remember? Not long after Xiaohong died, Meimei died in a car accident... Now it's Ali... Could it be... .Zhenzhen: Hmm...I have a feeling too...could it be Xiaohong...she...Xiaoxiang: It's possible,
Xiaohong is here to claim his life. We can't go on like this, otherwise, even you and I... Zhenzhen: I know a mage who has very profound spiritual practices. Let's go to him to help us. Be Xiaoxiang When they arrived at the master's dojo with Zhenzhen, the master correctly pointed out that Xiaoxiang and her dead friends were sworn sisters. The five of them made an appointment at that time. If they could not be born in the same year and the same month on the same day, they would rather die in the same year, the same month and the same day. So Xiaohong After they died, they remembered their previous agreement and came to find other sisters... Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen heard this and quickly asked the mage for help. The mage ordered the apprentice to bring a plate of mung beans and a plate of red beans, and mix the beans in Together, he recited the talisman and urged the curse. After that, he told Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen that he was negotiating with Xiaohong. If Xiaohong agreed not to save their lives, he would let the mung beans float on top of the red beans. If Xiaohong disagreed, Hongdou would The master said that he would try his best to save Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen. He would spend a week communicating with Xiaohong and invite Xiaoxiang and the others to see the results after a week. After saying this, Zheng Deshi took the plate Cover it with a red cloth. Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen finally passed a week of restlessness. They came to the dojo together. The master ordered the apprentice to bring out the plate. When the master opened the red cloth... his face changed drastically. ...As soon as Xiaoxiang and Zhenzhen saw the Master's expression was wrong, they quickly grabbed the plates... The young apprentice said helplessly: "Master... I have told you a long time ago... ..The dojo is very humid, I should have bought a dehumidifier long ago, but you didn’t listen...Look! The beans have sprouted!!!!"
The ninth story: I liked to eat it during my lifetime. Apple
One dark and beautiful night, the taxi driver passed by a remote street and was about to pick up the car and go home. By chance, a woman was waving at the roadside to get in the car. The driver wanted to drop by and gave her a ride. Chengba. It was extremely quiet along the way. Suddenly, the woman spoke, and she said: "Driver, give you an apple. It's delicious." The driver felt embarrassed but took it and took a bite. The person said: "It's delicious." The driver said: "It's delicious." The woman replied again: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive." Wow...&*#@^The driver heard this Hearing this sentence, he was so frightened that he stopped the car and turned pale... The woman slowly tilted her head to the front and said slowly to the driver, "Don't be afraid, I haven't finished speaking yet. I'm waiting for you." After giving birth to the baby, she said she didn’t like eating it!"
The tenth story: Encountering a ghost in the bathroom
Xiao Wang went to his cousin’s house out of town to play. When chatting with his cousin, he expressed My brother told him that there is a ghost in the toilet here, but if you don’t accept the ghost’s things, the ghost will not hurt you. (Of course there is no ghost, it’s just his cousin lying to him.) It may be that Yuan Chang is acclimatized. At night, Xiao Wang's stomach hurt so badly that he had no choice but to go to the toilet with fear. As soon as Xiao Wang squatted down, he heard the voice of a ghost (acted by his cousin): "I want red toilet paper." Or white toilet paper?" Xiao Wang knew that he could not accept ghost things, so he replied: "I always use newspapers." It seemed that Xiao Wang had dysentery. After a while, Xiao Wang went to the toilet again, but... This time he was no longer afraid. When the ghost saw the little queen, he stretched out his hand and said, "Do you want the Central Daily News or the Youth Daily? "I always use sports newspapers." That night, Xiao Wang went to the newspaper for the third time. In the toilet, the ghost asked: "Do you want
The eleventh one The story of the female ghost without feet
There was a female freshman at Qingdao University who worked very hard. One night, after finishing her studies, she felt very tired. She looked at her watch and saw that it was already past one o'clock. I heard her senior sister say , Xiangsi Lake was very beautiful at night, so she wanted to take a walk there. When she got to the lake, she suddenly felt someone patting her shoulder. She turned around and saw a pale woman. The woman said: "School girl, I don't have it." "Feet," the elementary school girl didn't think she had any feet when she looked at the strange woman. She really didn't have any! The elementary school girl ran away, but the female ghost followed her all the way and kept saying sinisterly in her ears: "I don't have any feet. I don't have any feet." No feet... The elementary school girl felt very annoyed. When she happened to be near the dormitory, the gay man turned to the female ghost and shouted: "So what if I don't have feet! I have no breasts!"
Latest addition :
Sour meat
"Please let me go. I'm a lot older and the meat is sour. It doesn't taste good." Old man Zhang leaned against the corner, already There is no way forward and no way out. The two evil ghosts are approaching step by step.
"Is the meat sour?" The male ghost grabbed Old Man Zhang's hand and bit off a piece of meat so hard that Old Man Zhang screamed. The ghost chewed and chewed, spitting out Old Man Zhang's meat, "Damn it, it's so sour, so unpalatable, old man, I'm counting on you, go away!" Old Man Zhang was pardoned, and in He kowtowed dozens of times on the ground. Losing a piece of meat is better than losing his life. He was about to leave. Another female ghost screamed, "Stop!" The male ghost was a little strange, "Why keep this old thing? The meat is sour and not delicious." The female ghost lay next to the male ghost's ear and said, "I want to eat it." The male ghost was even more surprised. "Why?" The female ghost poked the male ghost's head with her finger and said shyly, "You bad guy, I'm pregnant."
Mosquito!
In a very old and dilapidated building in the suburbs, three mosquitoes were chatting on the wall.
“Hey, I can’t find anything to eat recently”
“That’s right, that’s right, since that woman moved in, we haven’t had a good day”
< p> "Let's just talk about last night. I sucked on Uncle Zhang's nephew's leg for a long time on the second floor, and I sucked out a few small dried blood clots, which almost choked me to death!""You're okay! Just last night, I sucked on the carotid artery of Wang's wife on the third floor all night, and all she sucked out was tap water!"
The remaining mosquito began to cry loudly.
"Why are you crying?"
"I am the worst!"
"What's wrong?"
" Last night I was so hungry that I saw the woman lying on top of a naked man on the fourth floor. I ran over to suck the man's blood, but she grabbed her and then... Then..."
"What happened? You finished your sentence!" The other two mosquitoes were anxious.
The mosquito said with snot and tears: "Then she said to me so viciously, 'Damn it, I don't even have enough to drink, and you come and grab it from me!' Then, she took my The blood was also sucked, wuwuwuwuwu..."
There were two people
In a remote village, there was a straight telephone pole on a winding path. Strangely enough, People often get into trouble there. Soon a young man and woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiao Zhi and his mother passed by there on the way home. Xiao Zhi suddenly said: "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." His mother took his hand and walked away quickly and said: "Kids, don't talk nonsense! "But this incident spread quickly. One day, a reporter came to interview Xiaozhi and asked him to take him to the place where the car accident occurred. Xiaozhi led him there generously. The reporter asked: "Where is it? ?" Xiaozhi pointed to it. The reporter looked up and saw a sign hanging on the telephone pole.
It said: Traffic safety is everyone's responsibility
Encountering a female ghost at night< /p>
It was very late at night, and a taxi driver decided to pick up one more passenger and go home, but there were not many people on the road.
The driver was driving aimlessly and found a white figure shaking in front of him, waving to him. It was unnatural to suddenly have people in the otherwise peaceful night. Moreover, such a situation had to remind people of I thought of something I didn’t want to think of, and that was a ghost! ! !
But in the end the driver decided to pull her away. The man got into the car and said in a miserable and hoarse voice: "Please come to the crematorium." The driver shuddered. Could she really be... He couldn't think about it any more, and he didn't dare to think about it any more. He regretted it very much, but now he could only send her to her destination quickly.
The woman had a delicate face and a pale face. She was silent all the way, which was creepy. The driver really couldn't continue driving. When he was very close to where she wanted to go, he made an excuse and stammered: "Miss, I'm so sorry. It's hard to turn around in front. You can walk there by yourself. It's already very close." It's close." The woman nodded and asked, "How much is that?" The driver quickly said, "Forget it, forget it. It's not easy for you as a woman to come here so late, forget it!" "That's so embarrassing." "That's it!" the driver insisted.
The woman couldn't resist, "Well, thank you!" After saying that, she opened the car door... The driver turned around to start the car, but didn't hear the door closing, so he turned around... Why did the woman disappear so quickly? Already? He looked at the back seat and saw nothing! Not on the front, left, right, or back of the car! Did she just disappear? Because of the driver's curiosity, he wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the door that was not closed. "Did that woman leave so quickly, or was she just..." He was about to collapse, and just about to After leaving here, a bloody hand patted his shoulder. He turned around, and the woman stood in front of him with her face covered in blood and spoke.
"Master! Please don't park next to the ditch next time you park your car..."
Menggui Phone
When I called before, the number was not the same What is used nowadays is to insert your fingers into a disc with holes and use it to dial. Once upon a time...
Xiao Ming's home phone number is 444-4444, and strange calls often come in... One day at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, the phone rang, Xiao Ming Pick up the phone. The other end of the phone said in a miserable voice: "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me to call the police? I'm so miserable!..." Xiao Ming: "Go find someone else to help you, don't Come to me!" The man said: "I can only call 444-4444, I can't call anyone else." Xiao Ming was scared to death and hung up the phone quickly. He could only call 444-4444? Could it be a ghost? ! ! After a while, the phone rang again. Xiao Ming didn't dare to answer it, but the phone kept ringing... Xiao Ming had to pick up the phone. The man: "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me? I'm so miserable! ...My finger is stuck in the phone dial!"
Damn it
Two men were walking home after a Halloween costume party.
When they passed a cemetery, they decided to cross it on a whim. When they were halfway there Then they were frightened by the sound of knock-knock-knock. The sound came from a dark place. They were trembling with fright, and then they found an old man holding a chisel and chipping away at a tombstone. One of them A man said: "Oh my god, sir, we thought you were a ghost. It's so late. What are you doing here?" The old man cursed: 'TMD, they spelled my name wrong.!! !!"
Will-o'-the-Wisp
On a dark night, a man was walking alone at night, passing by a cemetery. The breeze blew by, and the surrounding sounds were rustling, making people's hair stand on end. His scalp felt numb. At this moment, he suddenly noticed a red fire appearing and disappearing in the distance.
The first thing he thought of was "will-o'-the-wisp", so he cautiously picked up a stone. He threw it towards the light. He saw the light flying to the back of another grave. He was even more frightened, so he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light, only to see the light fly towards another grave. < /p>
At this time, he was close to collapse. So, he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light. At this time, he heard a voice from behind the grave: "Damn it, who is it?" It's not fun to poop. A bag of cigarettes was thrown at me three times. "
Doll
There was a taxi driver working in a taxi company. Late one night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; suddenly he saw something in the desolate land in front of him. A building with dim lights. He was wondering when such a building had been built here when he saw a young lady on the side of the road waving to take his car home. After the young lady got in the car, he closed the car door. He got up and started driving. After a while, he felt strange why the lady didn't say anything. Then he looked in the mirror and saw that there was no lady. There was only a doll sitting there. He was scared to death and grabbed the doll. Throwing it out the window, I became seriously ill for three months after returning home
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After he recovered from his illness, he went back to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him: "You are so boring. There is a The pretty lady came over and complained that she wanted to ride in your car last time, but she just threw the doll in and you closed the car door and drove away.
Ouch, my hands are numb from tidying up! ~~It’s not easy to be a contemporary live thunder peak~