What kind of jokes should you never make on April Fool’s Day
What kind of jokes should you never make on April Fool’s Day? During April Fool’s Day, many people like to joke. April Fool’s Day is coming soon. On this day, everyone likes to joke with each other for fun, but you must pay attention to some jokes that you should not make. Let’s take a look at which jokes you must not make on April Fool’s Day and related information. What jokes should you never make on April Fool's Day 1
1. Make jokes with your boss.
Leaders are the navigators of your career and the deciders of promotions, and they need to be respected. Don't joke with them on April Fool's Day. Because this will be seen as disrespectful, create a bad impression on the leader, and sometimes affect promotion.
2. Joking about breaking up with your lover
Some people think that this day is a day for joking, so they will tell their girlfriends about breaking up, but no partner will mind this. , even if it’s April Fool’s Day, who knows whether it’s April Fool’s Day to tell the truth? If you make such a joke, be careful to become a single person.
3. Don’t base your happiness on the pain of others.
Some people have physical disabilities, injuries, and low self-esteem. These places are like the scales of a dragon and should not be touched. Never make fun of other people’s flaws or injuries, as you will be beaten. of.
4. Don’t make jokes that will cause great trouble to your friends.
Some people joke without restraint, such as using a friend’s cell phone to confess to a girl, or asking a friend to run a long way to pick you up. This will cause a lot of trouble to the friend or hurt the friend, and sometimes Lost friends because of these jokes.
5. Don’t joke with people who are usually serious and don’t like to joke.
Some people don’t like to joke, so don’t join in to make them laugh, as you might get scolded.
6. Don’t make jokes that endanger public order and public safety.
Some people like to joke and like to call 110 to say that there is a traffic accident, robbery, dangerous goods on a certain plane, etc., or call 119 to say that there is a fire in a certain place. If you make such a joke, you may violate the criminal law. Yes, be careful about getting jailed, so don’t make such a joke. Which April Fool’s Day jokes should you never make 2
1. Don’t make “hoax” bomb jokes
“Xiao Ming lied about a bomb at the airport, causing panic and grounding dozens of planes. "
Legal basis: Violation of the "Criminal Law" - "Crime of Fabricating and Intentionally Spreading False Terrorist Information"
Penalty standards: Anyone who commits this crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than 5 years. Criminal detention or control; if serious consequences are caused, the person shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 5 years.
2. Don’t joke about portraits
“Xiao Ming failed to pursue a female colleague in a hotel, so he joked and used her photo as a sign for the women’s restroom in the hotel.”
Law Basis: Violation of the "General Principles of Civil Law" - infringement of portrait rights
Punishment standards: Citizens whose portrait rights have been infringed have the right to demand an end to the infringement, restoration of reputation, elimination of influence, apology, and compensation for losses.
3. Don’t make jokes about false alarms
“Xiao Ming was bored after drinking, so he called the police to report that there was a fight at the door of the hotel. After the public security agency sent out the police to verify, it was found that there was no such thing. ”
Legal basis: Violation of the "Public Security Administration Punishment Law" - "Disturbing the order of agencies, groups, enterprises, and institutions, causing work, production, business, medical care, teaching, and scientific research to not proceed normally, and has not yet caused Serious losses..."
Penalty standards: a warning or a fine of not more than 200 yuan; if the circumstances are serious, a detention of not less than five days but not more than 10 days, and a fine of not more than 500 yuan may be imposed.
4. Do not make insulting jokes
“Xiao Ming’s pursuit of Xiao Hong failed, so people in the same factory often used this matter to ‘stimulate’ Xiao Ming.
After a meal, Xiao Ming forcibly kissed and molested Xiao Hong in public. Xiao Hong was so ashamed and angry that she immediately jumped off the building and was seriously injured. "
Legal basis: Violation of the "Criminal Law" - "Insult Crime"
Penalty standards: If the circumstances are serious, he shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance, or deprivation of political rights.
5. Don’t make robbery jokes
“Xiao Ming imitated the robbers on TV, holding a knife and stopping passers-by and yelling at them to hand over the money. The passers-by were afraid to hand over the money. Later, Xiao Ming told passers-by that he was joking. "
Legal basis: Violation of the "Criminal Law" - "Robbery"
Penalty standards: Anyone who commits this crime shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 3 years but not more than 10 years, and shall also be fined; Those who commit housebreaking and robbery shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than 10 years, life imprisonment, or death, and may also be fined or have their property confiscated. 3. There are taboos on April Fools' Day.
No matter who you are, jokes on April Fool's Day can only be made before 12 noon. This is a strict rule. The person who continues to have fun after noon is a bigger person than the person he is making fun of. A fool. People who joke after midnight will immediately hit the wall and find themselves in trouble.
In fact, from the perspective of traditional Chinese Feng Shui philosophy, it is believed that pranks are not allowed at three o'clock in the afternoon. It’s not too late to do it before three o’clock in the afternoon.
If a friend ignores the time taboo on April Fool’s Day and goes his or her own way, I believe his or her fortune will plummet in the future. Friends, please be careful. First of all, you must grasp the time well and never overdo it.
Never make April Fool’s Day jokes.
1. For example, Zhang San informed Li Si that Wang Er was out. Car accident, rush to a certain hospital, etc. This kind of fooling method will bring fortune errors to both parties, leading to problems in health, career and emotions.
2. April Fools’ Day fools cannot be involved in politics or military affairs. , economy, etc., even some news, such as where Malaysia Airlines went, etc., cannot fool people, remember!
3. Do not make political jokes or horror jokes on April Fools' Day
4 Be careful when making wishes on April Fool's Day. No matter what wish you make, or where you wish to make it, it is recommended that you try to avoid making a wish on April Fool's Day. 5. Don't give gifts on April Fool's Day, no matter what the reason is. , be careful when giving gifts on April Fool's Day, otherwise it will not be "a gift with a heavy intention". If you give an expensive gift on April Fool's Day, it will be even more wrong.
6. Don’t celebrate your birthday on April Fool’s Day. If someone happens to have a birthday on April 1st, you should also avoid celebrating your birthday on April Fool’s Day. I suggest you: First, celebrate your birthday at the end of March or April 2. How about converting April 1st of the year you were born into the lunar calendar, and celebrating your birthday based on the lunar calendar?
7. Be careful in negotiating on April Fool’s Day, whether it is business negotiations or other negotiations. Avoid negotiating on April Fool's Day to prevent accidents.
8. Don't talk about love on April Fool's Day. Note that talking about love here refers specifically to the confession of love. For example, Zhang San has always been in love. Li Si confessed on April Fool's Day, so the consequences can be imagined.
9. From a psychological point of view, almost all the people in the world are on April Fool's Day. It's because of "fuqi", so it is recommended that you choose another day to move.
10. Don't change your wallet on April Fool's Day. Physics believes that your wallet is your money storehouse, so if you need to change your wallet immediately, you should do it another day. Similarly, it is recommended that friends should not buy wallets or safes on this day, and it is best not for companies to change or appoint financial directors or supervisors on this day, otherwise the effect will be very bad.
What are the taboos on April Fools' Day?
What are the taboos for friends who want to visit graves?
Every April Fool's Day also happens to be during the traditional Chinese Qingming Festival. Therefore, if For those of you who are going to worship ancestors and sweep their tombs on April 2, I would like to remind you not to participate in "Fools" on April Fool's Day, otherwise it will affect the ancestors' tomb-sweeping activities the next day and lead to bad consequences. Friends, please remember!
Friends who offend Tai Sui have taboos this year
Friends who offend Tai Sui cannot participate in April Fools' Day pranks. This year, friends who were born in the year of Sheep, Rat, Ox, Dog, and Tiger have this taboo because they have violated Tai Sui. That is, you cannot "trick others" on April Fool's Day this year. If you ignore this taboo, you will be in a lot of trouble.
Some friends may ask: Is it bad if others "fool" themselves? The answer is: It doesn't matter. Because that's someone else's aura and has nothing to do with you. If the other person is also one of these zodiac signs, then the unlucky person will be the other person and not you.