1. Gao Fushuai will die.
At first, when we watched Huo Ying, we thought it was a story of a group of barefoot boys and girls in underdeveloped remote areas whose education level was lower than the basic average, planting sweet potatoes in their heads for the only civil servant position in the village. Later, we discovered that it was amazing! What's more, this remote area is the traditional planting base in Gao Fushuai 1 1 area. Parents are either awesome or grandpa is high-end, and even the worst family condition is that big landlords and local tyrants kill ten miles and eight villages.
Gao Fushuai Uchiha Itachi, a diamond-rated village girl, finally died at the hands of her younger brother under the unbearable pressure of a long acting career. Speaking of the Skunk Brothers, it is certainly a typical representative of Huo Ying Gao Fushuai. Gao Shuai has nothing to say. Although Brother Skunk has money, he is the first local tyrant in Muye Village. He didn't care much about money, so he gave it to his brother when he told him about the village industry. He worked hard for such a multinational company in a short time, and his financial resources are natural. Brother Skunk died, well, then a group of elites of multinational companies who didn't care about the lack of talents, poor skills and high knowledge in the village (maybe a few of them were worried about IQ) played the game of "You go to the grave and I'll make way", and even Xiao Nan, a senior female secretary-general, died tragically in the stupid management skills of the boss behind the scenes. What a pity.
Look at Muye Village. It is better to be in charge than to be in charge. Jiraiya, a famous best-selling author, died. Asma, the son of the village chief, was also a senior cadre of the village brigade. He left his wife and children behind and died. Nara Shikaku, the big landlord, recently regretted not bringing Temarii home.
Even the hokage of the five village heads is currently hovering on the edge of whether to tie the chicken leg box lunch.
On the other hand, Uchiha Obito, gee, how long can you really live as a diaosi?
2. A good fraternity dies
Everyone appreciates the things on the table, but we won't elaborate. Everyone knows that Kishimoto's brother was destroyed after hard work, and then sublimated into a gorgeous 360-degree somersault to take away a lot of snot and tears from the audience, and then waved goodbye. From then on, he left after seeing a perfect smile, feeling distressed once, and being ruined by a small composition.
Brother skunk, no more examples. This time, let's talk about Master Ning's second son. Although it was a little difficult for him to turn his head with hatred in the second day of junior high school, he is also a kind, pure, direct and serious boy. Before being surrendered by the prince, Master Ning's second son was preoccupied with revenge, not to mention his sister, and didn't even have time to study the most basic fashion dress. He's called a handsome and arrogant man, and what little punk's action is put on Master Ning to capture a noble Leng Yan.
Unfortunately, after JiNing became Naruto, her personality changed greatly, and Queen Leng Ranyan walked towards her docile wife and never looked back, which caused the scene to plummet like a missile with unwillingly hands on the other side of the 38th parallel. Needless to say, this scene is called an excessive infatuation with Miss Ueda, who is not her own sister. There are not many pictures in this book, but official rumors have exposed the fate of JiNing's sister-in-law and women's clothes, and they are taken care of by bodyguards and nannies. ! ) The details of the work are just right. Well, now everyone knows that JiNing is really a good brother, and Kishimoto began to operate on him. Sorry, bye. For Miss Ueda, JiNing continues the glorious tradition of the Skunk Brothers-I wish you happiness.
Cheng, after the fire shadow, the prince can leave a young field and a right Sasuke, and the three of them sit on the fire shadow stone and sing "Twinkle, twinkle, little star, the sky is shining with Nissan".
3. Fuck your uncle's family harmony
Happy families are all alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. I guess this sentence is probably the wise saying that Kishimoto posted on the bedside to get up early every day, or that Ya and the famous ghost writer Wang Tiaohe, who are facing each other across the sea, have different views and have their own thoughts. Whoever is handsome and who is miserable is superior. Few people dare to cry about family tragedy and social tragedy in front of Huo Ying. These people are either unloved parents, unloved parents, or have lost their parents and brothers since childhood. Everyone can follow Stephen Chow's classic line "Who is worse than me!"
The first protagonist, the prince, lost his parents and his master. The Queen-to-be helps me to love the wind shadow, but my father doesn't like the failed home. Rich second generation Hyūga Neji, his father died young and his family was broken. The best red sand scorpion in Diamond Male has no father's pain and mother's love. There are countless great tragedies and countless small tragedies. Kishimoto's big hand tore down many original harmonious and warm homes, and made many cynical or enterprising legendary youths. They also shifted the basic responsibility to the super target "the older generation" and the ultimate big rocket launcher "this ugly society", but without these tragic family tragedies, what are we looking at and arguing about? Internet link is blocked. What should I write here? ...
4.cp must be dismantled and bg must die.
Kishimoto, the top leader of fff, has always been able to intervene in the emotional life of the character, but he can't directly intervene to break the cp. Although it is the biggest gay jump, there are also many abnormal bgCP that make people feel crowded.
But unfortunately. Four generations of lovers, known as the ultimate lovers of love platinum in the iconic Taiwan Province idol drama, were stabbed to death by the pet Nine Lamas who didn't get a license and didn't trim their nails for a long time. The charm of Uncle Asma is even worse. He finally made it clear that he had a sister and was going to be a father. Let Hidan, a heretic who has lowered Deidara's average IQ for a long time, draw a circle and curse! Gold produced pure lovers in the war, who were killed in the first act by passers-by A, B and D who didn't even know their names. Jiraiya, who had a secret crush for a lifetime and finally got married, set up a huge banner for Gang Shou, and then bravely jumped into the water.
Bg is almost completely destroyed, and bl is also having a hard time. The prince still lives a miserable life of a bachelor chasing his daughter-in-law to warm his bed. Sasuke's old boat ticket will never get on Brother Skunk's big boat again. I love Luo more because the prince is still lying on the ground listening to the call of life and death from the earth. Nagato and Yahiko have embarked on the road of tragic killing, one death and one madness, and even the old cp Kakashi and the soil originally buried in the soil have been dug up by Kishimoto otaku.
Thought of here, just want to say:
Deer pill, hold on!
5. Goodbye, middle-aged and elderly people
This is absolutely something that can only be done if you have enemies with middle-aged and elderly people.
Counting the current Huo Ying, the living middle-aged and elderly people, except the goods from Utatane Koharu who haven't graduated from college, have hung up with two older disciples, Jiraiya and Gang Shou, for three generations. The trio of lovers in their forties also died, and Baba Chiyo, the fishing mother-in-law by Daming Lake, still died! Look at a group of uncles and aunts who have been reincarnated by filthy soil, and the shadows that have been lying on the ground for weeks, and they have diarrhea due to cold.
Because ..... seeking more happiness.
Think of a cartoonist named Xu Fei who killed Sasaki's cannon fodder countless times. This is really the psychological shadow of his NN. ...
6. When you become a teacher, you have to pay it back sooner or later.
In addition to operating on middle-aged and elderly people, Kishimoto's first dangerous career was as a teacher.
Don't think that when you become a teacher, you will wear the hat of "teaching with a red candle and educating people, hard and bumpy old gardener". It's totally useless to put anything nice here in Kishimoto. Who knows that when I was a child, I was scolded for my poor Chinese because my chemistry class representative skipped classes, or I was beaten up by a math teacher in three corridors. The teachers in Huo Ying are worse than each other. After years of hard work, he obtained the teacher qualification certificate. He thought it was an iron rice bowl. Not only does he not have full-time meals to supplement the office heating service, but he also has a "free" life comparable to that of a courier every day. The most hateful teacher is cheated by his own students. This dog blood can basically produce a book "The History of Teacher Huo Ying's Blood and Tears", but it can fool both teachers and students, breaking the law of "undressing will kill you". Up to now, there is only one early white-faced boss, orochimaru. Sure enough, some brushes can't die twice.
Let's look at the treatment of several other teachers. ...
The only village head in the village who has been working part-time for three generations, the professional training teacher with the highest teaching quality in the village, was cheated by his favorite good students, and Kaiban, who has been rebounding all kinds of' shore-based attacks', was also destroyed, and his second son, Master Ning, was dying. Even Kaiping, the most conscientious teacher in the village, is about to join the' Konoha Teacher Gala' in the kingdom of heaven, and is even known as the most' I wipe the class'! A handsome contrast! "Namikaze Minato, the heartthrob teacher, was also devastated by Kishimoto's unscrupulous destruction. Uchiha Obito, once touched by millions of people at your fingertips, has made a super reversal. Not only himself, but also the harem of his son and daughter-in-law was completely completed, which directly led to the hot bachelor naruto Uzumaki, the best future leader of Gao Fushuai in the village, who could not end his miserable bachelor life and embark on a peaceful and harmonious well-off road for many years.
Everyone saw the ending, and the rest of the living should go to Master Lamian Noodles's promising career.
7. Some people died, but he is still alive.
There is a strange phenomenon in the supporting role of Huo Ying-there are more dead fields than alive fields.
There are not a few such examples, such as Brother Skunk who died suddenly at first (sorry to disturb your rest), and fans are crying and shouting Kishimoto every day, clamoring for Brother Skunk to come back. Later, when the comics started, huh? Hey? ! Hey? ! ! ! Brother skunk appeared in Zuo's memory three times and five times, but he was simply called by the crew to make up the play and reincarnated with a' second-hand lunch box'. Not only did the skunk brother come back, but at the same time as the economic crisis eased, the elites of multinational companies also made a comeback. Although the products such as reborn dirt will inevitably have defects such as decreased IQ, it will not reduce our love for the role.
Therefore, under the opposition of the village leaders and the strict prohibition of the upper level of the company, Skunk Brother still openly played a life-and-death love with Zuo, so that he saw that the spirit of Second Brother instantly sublimated into a brother control (brother control is not a chest control, input method! Thanks to this Singles' Day promotional product, we successfully purchased the lunch we saw that day and the lunch we didn't know that day, and also turned the bloody and violent 15X Ninja Wars into a necessary family scene, ethics and social affection program for China Satellite TV. After crying, quarreling and grabbing equipment, everyone naturally understands each other. The ending is so happy.
Look at some of the main characters in the original, such as "Ouch, are you still alive? ! Woody Sakura, a passerby who didn't come out after saying hundreds of sentences, I don't even know her. It is said that she is the heroine of Huo Ying in these scenes of Woody Sakura. It is estimated that not only herself, but also a mistress who has finished tutoring next door will be "hehe".
In that case, Master JiNing, you, you still have hope!