Boring I want to hear funny jokes. There are many rewards. Oh, it's better to be brief.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

Elegance is not fake, grandson is fake.

They all say that "a woman without talent is virtue", and I think I should be respected.

Intentional marriage, unable to fall in love.

Time is really precious. It was only a second before someone robbed the toilet.

The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

A little blur in misty poetry, a big blur in soap operas.

The Yangtze River flows eastward, and the waves wash away. ...

I run in the field of hope and occasionally stumble over disappointment.

You want me to die, I don't want to die!

"Being original ..." "Which channel are you on?"

You see how lovely Castle Peak is. It is estimated that Castle Peak will collapse!

It's always difficult for people to be late and leave early when it's sunny or rainy.

Escape is not necessarily inevitable, and loneliness is not necessarily unhappy.

I am a celebrity. I don't give hints.

Ray is a fashion, and earth is a belief.

Alas, how to live, how to step by step?

A leopard cannot change his spots. Anyone can be 250.

Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

Don't follow me, I don't want to be your pioneer; And don't walk in front of me. I don't want to be a follower.

I was late for school because the road was against the wind.

Suddenly looking back, the man was washing diapers by the river.

To the steps, is the true colors of * *.

Who knows where Mount Fuji is? A: The second quadrant, because (-,)

I don't care whether you brush your teeth or not, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

Born in the world of water margin, I have a pure heart. In this Three Kingdoms era, I traveled to the West alone. ...

There is a kind of fruit. He is very busy all day, and finally everyone calls him Busy Fruit.

People who respect others will always respect others. This virtue is common in banquet halls.

I can't sleep for long in the morning, but I want to sleep at night.

Fireworks March, fireworks March, fireworks March, fireworks March, fireworks March. ...

Let the wheel of history roll forward, but the traffic on the Third Ring Road does not move.

Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

The stock market is fiercer than the tiger, and the housing market is fiercer than the stocks. It's beautiful from a distance, but I want to call the police when I look close.

My place, you are the landlord!

How can Jiang Lang not be short of talents? -Change your last name!

Man is iron, but his style is steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

Face is given to you by others, and face is lost by yourself.

Spend other people's money to see how much face you have; Spending your own money depends on how much money you have.

Now I am on a thief ship, and I want to be a successful pirate.

If you don't lose weight in September, you will be sad in October.

As the sun sets, heartbroken people are brushing their teeth.

It doesn't matter if you step on my foot, but don't step on my shoes!

Pu Songling has a serial studio, Liang Qichao has an igloo, Ji Xiaolan has a reading hut, and I have affordable housing.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

The wind blows clouds, and I love King Adi all my life.

I am a mute, and I usually speak in disguise.

Let me see your gentle fangs.

A seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

White hair three thousands of feet, hot into a big wave.

Although he comes from an, he is gentle and dressed in white, and he can't see the style of Qin terracotta warriors and horses at all.

Broadband is getting wider and wider without regret, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

This way of speaking is called "pull" in rhetoric.

I already have Shi Tian, Dili and Renhe brand eye drops.

You're welcome before I dare to stand up.