Peisi Chen's essay "Examination" lines:
A: Let me introduce myself to you. My name is XXX.
b: my name is XXX.
a: today we will tell you a cross talk.
b: make everyone happy.
a: I want to ask you a question in front of so many audiences today.
b: why enlarge half a brick in the toilet?
a: the boss went to the toilet 3 minutes before finishing the exam, and he put the answer under the brick.
b: it's all booked.
a: teacher: I have a stomachache. I need to go to the toilet.
b: I got the answer.
a: when I went to the toilet, I found all the answers under the brick. I was so happy! I finished copying it in 1 minutes after I came back.
Extended information:
Cast list of Examination:
Peisi Chen:
Peisi Chen, male, born in Nong 'an County, Changchun City, Jilin Province on February 1, 1954, is a national comedian.
In p>1984, at the Spring Festival Gala of CCTV, he and his partner Zhu Shimao performed the sketch "Eating Noodles", which was known to the audience.
Since then, he has appeared in many sketches at the Spring Festival party, including the protagonist and supporting role, the police and the thief, the mutton string and other well-known works.
In p>1999, the Monkey King voiced the classic Lotus Lantern by Guo Man.
In p>21, he switched to the creation and research of drama performances, and the Avenue Comedy Institute he founded was also committed to cultivating new comedies.
In p>21, Peisi Chen's drama "Old House" was staged at BTV Grand Theatre in Beijing, and then began to tour China.
On January 27th, 215, Peisi Chen returned to CCTV after 16 years, and the TV comedy "What a Big Family" directed and performed by himself landed on CCTV.
On July 16th, The Stage, directed and starring, opened in Beijing Comedy Theatre.
On January 6th, 216, Peisi Chen was awarded the "215 Chinese Cultural Figures" award.