20 19 was taken by Yang (Xingyang), a tea guide and staff member, after his adventure in Yunnan, his psychological shadow was always lingering, and he had nightmares and insomnia every day. May 2020 1 A few days ago, a tea guide got news from car home unexpectedly, and Skoda cut its price in an all-round way. Recalling the time when Yunnan fled, because the car was unreliable, the whole set of equipment was forced to throw away. Seize this opportunity, and he left, with Yang's staff of 250,000 yuan, leading tea to the plane to Shanghai. . . . . . . .
I used to drive when I went out, but occasionally I was wronged by flying. I looked at the distance between people and seats on a plane, not to mention how uncomfortable it was. I spoke with my heart, so I won't have to suffer this foreign crime if I drive back by myself. Just before buying a car, I didn't tell Staff Yang, so I acted first.
When I left the airport to pick up the car, I got a call from Staff Yang, who said she had also arrived in Shanghai! What's the situation? I shouldn't have leaked it! She also asked me to meet her at the airport. What should I do? I have to make up a set of words to get her to agree. Wish me luck.
The process of picking up the car is not mentioned for the time being. After picking up the car, I quickly added 300 pieces of 95 # gasoline and ran to the airport. I'm very upset. What should I do if I get a K? I can't get on the elevated highway yet. The trip took a little longer than usual.
When the car arrived at the parking lot, Yang's staff had called me to pick up the car after making more than a dozen deadly serial invincible calls.
I haven't seen you for many days, and Staff Yang is still a necessary 28-inch suitcase for going out. Every time, it's the same as moving. I reviewed what I thought before and hurried forward to say hello.
To tell you the truth, I laugh worse than I cry. There is a feeling that primary school students are caught cheating in exams. I laughed and shouted: oh, alas, this is unfortunate! Let me see, isn't this Comrade Yang, a staff officer who has been wandering the Jianghu for many years 10? Staff Yang said, don't be poor. What's the matter with you? Why did you come to Shanghai quietly?
While loading luggage, I "magnetized" with the staff member Yang: Yang, what do you think of my choice of this car? Is it particularly suitable for our car demand? Even the luggage of Fat Man and Miss Li can be properly loaded in this trunk, and there is no shame at all. Staff Yang: How can you borrow someone else's new car? What if hundreds of thousands of cars are damaged? Me: So, I really want to buy this car. It just dropped by 25,000 yesterday, and the top allocation was only over 240,000. But I can't talk about it now. Now I'm not forced to say it.
Counselor Yang: Don't say this car is really good. Before coming, I was afraid that we would not be able to rent a baggage. I almost rented a business car. In this case, I returned the order. By the way, I came to Shanghai to relax for a few days and change my mood. You are not a traveler, so I came to Shanghai. . . . . ? Me: That was before. After the last Yunnan incident, I also had a nightmare. I want to get some air. I have just come to Shanghai for a few days and give myself a holiday. Let's not talk about it here. Let's have a meal first and then figure out where to relax in this magic capital.
I discussed it with Staff Yang when I was eating. Because the time is only three days, I can't be tired after playing well, so I chose several places, and I can't go too far to one or two places in a day. I regard leisure as a job and deviate from the original intention of going out to play. The first stop after dinner is to go to Thames Town, a characteristic town in Shanghai. I have heard it from many friends before, and it is also in line with our current physical strength.
It's only 50 kilometers from where I eat to Thames Town. Staff Yang is also a car lover. After picking up the car, it's not my turn to drive, and I don't forget to arrange work for me. She is beautiful, my camera clicks! I asked Yang's staff to change our old car. What do you think of this car? Recently, it has just dropped by 30,000, and the top allocation is only in the early 240,000 s ... Staff Yang: You, are you thinking hard? Actually, this car looks good, and I like the front face, too. As soon as Mr. Yang listens, he can say "like" to the appearance of a car. There is a door. Let's do it step by step.
When I buy a car, I still prefer mid-to high-end models. If possible, I should try to match top models. If nothing else, this 19 inch tire can save face, performance and comfort. Compared with the 22-inch tires used by a brand before, it seems to be a little worse on the surface, but their 22-inch tires cost more than 2,000 yuan, so it is extravagant to learn to pick and choose.
What did you find? I'm afraid Staff Yang is pointing fingers everywhere. As mentioned earlier, the Buddha statue in Tibetan areas was almost detained by villagers, but what I am most worried about is not this, but her pointing at me, which means that the tea master will be in big trouble.
There are many roads paved with pebbles in Thames Town. Thanks to 235/50 R 19 tires, the overall noise suppression is quite good. When driving becomes enjoyment, the unreasonable species like women will begin to be intoxicated. 1~2~3, eggplant! The appearance of a vehicle is always a matter of opinion. Some people like angular, others like rounded. My request is simple, and coordination will look good!
I remember I put a 20-inch suitcase, two big backpacks and a 28-inch big MAC in the trunk before. How can a person fit in? In our industry jargon, it's called a seven-seater, and it can hold an oversized suitcase!
Kodiak is 4698mm long, 1883mm wide and 1676mm high. What concept? If the average female driver is probably worried about this parking problem, in fact, I am equally worried because it is too big. But it has two aspects. Kodiak has the secret of reversal. I will sell it as a secret weapon.
At that time, when we went up the mountain and down the river, we always had a soft spot for four-wheel drive motor vehicles. After all, we don't take the usual path every time. In recent years, city life abruptly abolished this kind of martial arts, but with four-wheel drive, I can finally walk on the viaduct in the ice and snow, which is also the decisive factor for me to buy Kodiak.
Just as I repeatedly struggled with how to communicate with Yang's staff about buying a car, she also offered it. Hey, Comrade Hu, how much did you say this car was? 240,000 is a big start, and it will be 270,000 when it is all done. Why don't we buy one, but also something with high quality and high quality? Can't you change your impulsive habit! Anyway, we have a car. Let's see.
It is said that women are impulsive animals. I don't think it is right to win a lot of money. She's not impulsive. It seems that my ideological and political education work has to continue. Come and take a picture of my palace. What are you thinking about? I said you can think about it and stop inking! Come on, you! Look, look at these long legs. Bare legs, 1.8 meters!
It's fun to buy a car, so you have to have a big heart. Although she is very demanding on photos, if she really takes a camera to take pictures of me, the human disaster will be just like this, and the same thing will happen when cooking. Before I asked her if she was doing well, she thought for a long time before telling me that she cooked boiled water better. Among the simple working people, I am the first person who can live in vain like you!
Pity me for becoming a slave. Is it easy for me to buy a car? Please reply 1 if you have the same experience, or reply 2 if you have no experience! There is also a song floating in my mind from time to time, the title of which seems to be, you said I was so easy that I owed you in my last life. . . . . . . . .
Many people have been to Thames Town, but they may not know this place. Let me share it with you. Thames Town was built in garden club in 2005, with villas as the main part. Known as British design and Hong Kong construction, even the chief designer of the National Grand Theatre participated in it, which is a pure European architecture. I handed in a sentence at the right time: I said, boss Yang, if you want to stay here tonight. Then don't, bereavement has its own considerations! Don't! ! ! !
It's getting late, so we're going to the hotel. The argument began. I thought it was convenient to go out. She thought that vacation and leisure must be unique, and then she found a hotel more than 50 kilometers away. That's when I collapsed. Sister, I can't get on the viaduct or the expressway. How do I drive? Unexpectedly, the staff member Yang planned to drive by himself. All right, all right, you do it.
Actually, she was allowed to drive for a reason. You have to test drive again and again to buy a car. No, Kodiak feels quite confident in driving. It should impress this bitch!
After setting up the navigation connection on my mobile phone, I can do other things. Carplay does not conflict with other functions of my mobile phone, which I didn't expect.
From the afterglow of the sunset to the rising of the moon, the two of us haven't arrived at the hotel yet, and the navigation shows that there is congestion ahead, and there is nowhere to put the evening peak. Fortunately, it is not a working day!
This part is very complicated. I also asked Staff Yang, are you used to driving this section? Do you want to stop for me? Want to go to bed early at night
38 kilometers, blocking us in Shanghai for an hour and a half. This is a climb. Kodiak shows you the driving statistics every time he stops, which gives me a deeper understanding of the driving skills of Staff Yang. That is: if you want to eat on time, please don't let the female driver drive. Staff Yang spoke highly of this car. Where are you going tomorrow? Brain cells again. I muttered that I had never seen the sea in Shanghai. How about going to see the sea? As soon as I said this, I understood that great minds think alike! Let me tell her again!
This city is really blocked. I don't know if the elevated platform on the pro-brand car will be photographed, and I feel uneasy and have nowhere to put it. The lighting ability of LED headlights gives me a story of meeting someone in a foreign country. I don't have to worry about being shaken by a big truck when I run at night after a long drought.
Go to the hotel at night, move on to the next topic, and sleep.
It was too dark when I arrived at night, so I felt so much about exploring underground caves. Wake up in the morning, insects and birds sing, but there is no special taste. She chose a nine-meter European RV, which had wheels, but could only stay put.
I really want to persuade her to play this game. Last night, I traveled more than 50 kilometers, and staff Yang drove to a place that I didn't expect at all, on the edge of this small town in Shanghai Disneyland. I also made fun of her and said that your choice of hotel was terrible. Now that you have found all the entertainment places with the lowest population density in Shanghai, let me ask you a question. Where are you going to eat? Staff Yang replied: Fools have no life, fools live only to survive. And I'm here on holiday, so it must be exquisite! It turns out that the exquisite life she understands is the kind that you don't have enough to eat!
Staff officer Yang: Comrade, I think you seem a little dissatisfied! Me: How? Forget it. I am melting in this happy ocean, so excited that I can't control myself! Staff Yang: Look at your virtue. You have no proletarian courage at all. Don't make me look down on you!
There is no huajieyu in the world, but now it is fragrant; The creation of the Heavenly Palace is incredible and infinitely wonderful. Apart from not letting in, I feel fine dragging Staff Yang's 28-inch "big goods" by hand.
I don't know how many things she takes with her every trip. I'm also tired of dragging this 28-inch box on the plane. Anyway, I just won't change it. I said I could save more things in case I meet something good. In my opinion, she is ill, and I can't fit this meal in a slightly smaller one every morning.
From morning to night, the comfort of country life is unique. Heal my empty stomach! Drink a glass of water full of love.
Do you think if one day we can have such a yard, so many RVs, make bonfires, have barbecues, sing and dance at night, is this a success? ~ tea guide, what about you? Ah! Success, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard, seize the time, and show you a treasure house after breakfast.
The result is such a big box. It took me a long time to take out this earphone. I really took it! I'm confused by your busy work!
The so-called performance is that I can live without it, but you can't live without it! The torque of Kodiak TSI380 engine is 350n·m, and the maximum torque and speed can be output smoothly between 1500-4400 rpm. Corresponding to the temper of the demon Yang, it can push the tiger to the heel, and I still have the mind to see if it is female or male.
How can I catch a bus with a torque of 2N·m? I hope she finds out earlier that she left me on the side of the road. The scenery here is very good. When I rest, the cruising range is obviously not as good as Kodiak!
Fortunately, the devil had a conscience long ago and apologized when he came back to pick me up. Sori, I forgot that you are a living person! In other words, you treat me like a zongzi! Hurry up and open a double zone to blow cold air for me. Run!
According to the meter, it has been nearly two hours since I came out this morning. Because you can't get on the highway, you can't get on the average speed. It is estimated that it will take another hour to eat.
Compared with Kodiak, the cruising range of Staff Yang is almost meaningless. Didn't he just eat this morning? It's only been over two hours, and you look unhappy.
It's good to be a passenger. Drive well. I will give you five stars when I get off the bus.
Once you don't have to drive by yourself, you should have some fun from time to time. This skylight, tut tut! Do you think we can look at the sky at night? Only you can make sleeping in the car so fresh and refined. I won't feed mosquitoes because of you. The staff member Yang replied this way.
Two hours later, two hungry people came to the picturesque scenic spot, which is to say that they found the sea in Shanghai. People travel in a world of pictorial, this feeling is right, and the feeling that the holiday is coming is this tone!
It is more than 90 kilometers away from Shanghai. Strictly speaking, it is not the border of Shanghai, but a beautiful bay in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. You can drive to the backyard of the hotel, and no one wants this treatment. More than ten years ago, I learned from an expert here that he was the boss here. I'll call you this time and let you go directly. As long as you can get in, just drive. Friends, what good friends. By the way, I'm a four-wheel drive, so I guess I can go upstairs. As a result, I got a one-word answer ~ get out! ! !
Staff Yang couldn't help but plan to take some beautiful photos when he saw this beautiful scenery, and began to carry her super "big goods" again. Come on, I'll help you open this electric trunk. As soon as this sentence comes out, it's thrown at me.
How big the "big goods" are, is it clear at a glance!
Although the scenery here is good, the disadvantage is obvious, that is, it will be a little inconvenient to eat. The per capita restaurant in the hotel is about 100, which is still based on the fact that you didn't order many meat dishes. Anyway, let's talk about it first Park the car directly in front of the hotel. There are almost no cars passing by at this time, and there is a feeling of VIP.
Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Although I didn't eat until after two o'clock in the afternoon, this nap was indispensable. You can speak so elegantly when you are full and sleepy. I must go out to play after the temperature drops in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, I slept soundly, but I was woken up by the phone call from Yang's staff. I'm clamoring to take pictures quickly. Isn't she going on vacation? How to make it look like a trip? She walked to the parking place and looked unhappy. Looks like I got up late! ! !
She dragged the big suitcase out by herself, and then said solemnly, today is my second day off, and then you are in charge of taking pictures and I am in charge of beauty, so I decided happily! This is not pleasant. I'm here on holiday, too!
Staff Yang went to change clothes, and I was bored in the sun, wondering when I would go to Yunnan again. It wasn't long before someone patted me behind my back and almost gave me a heart attack!
For a moment, I thought I was on the wrong set. Aren't we a ghost blowing light crew? Unintentional mage, come and save me!
At this moment, I probably understand why there is a market for this abnormal big box of 28-inch suitcase, which is not for people like me at all.
After a short rest, I went through the passage behind the hotel and came to the seaside. The hotel introduced the sea into the backyard. From the perspective of geomantic omen, this is a blessed land with mountains and water!
At this moment, I began to miss driving very much. The air conditioner and glove box can also have iced drinks, and the seat can be put down to sleep. Why am I in this place, and I'm still tanned like a big zongzi?
It's no use going to the seaside without looking at the sea. The advantage of go on road trip is that you can get on the bus and drive away in such a big scenic spot. The change of light and shade between roads brings about the timely start of automatic headlights, not to mention that I, an old driver, often forget to turn on the headlights.
TSI380 trailer represents performance, 4X4 does not represent math problems, nor does it represent 654.38+0.6 million, but then we can go to some sections that ordinary people don't go.
There is an island beyond the mountain. There is a temple on the island. There is an old monk in the temple. Let's go and have a look. At first, the section was driven by Staff Yang. I found wild flowers on the side of the road, so I threw down the car and ran away.
Hey, tea guide, it's been half a year. You are very bold. Don't you dare shout. Well, the weather is really good today ~ ~ ~
I'll go! Why don't you close the window? There are so many mosquitoes here!
Bad food. When I got on the bus and got ready to drive away, I found that the staff member Yang was not in the co-pilot or in the second row. If you look carefully, how can she have only one head left? So scary!
Why did you say hello? Why do the third row seats go up? How dare you attack me? I want to stay away from you. It's hard to do. Only villains and women are difficult to raise. Confucius was right. Why does she know better than me? I don't remember telling her that this is a seven-seat SUV.
Back to the highway and then over the mountains, it didn't take long to come to the real seaside. There is also an old friend here, the "great wisdom" Zen master who was fishing and chatting here ten years ago.
I never thought that the scenery here would be the same for ten years, but the Zen master recently went out to study, and the door was closed, and the little novice monk refused to let me in anyway.
So I can only cross the sea with a drone.
It seems that the Zen master is really not at home, and the backyard is being repaired.
The Zen master was not at home, so we went to see the sea view mansion. This community is too big to climb over a mountain.
I left the island and drove to my seaside villa. I took a fancy to it because there are all kinds of houses, and the only thing missing is people. I'm going to confess here. After all, you can't hide the fact of buying a car.
Every time I stand in front of this invincible sea view room, I can't help singing. Sing with me this time, 1~2~3~!
I am cleaning downstairs. Staff member Yang asked on the balcony, do you have a towel in your car? I said yes, what do you want? People don't answer, and they run back, without rhyme or reason!
It turns out that Yang's staff has to wash the car by themselves, which is quite strange. I can't help asking, what are you singing? I'm sweating,' said Yang, a staff member. Don't think I don't know why you came to Shanghai. Big gold teeth told me that you took the last sum of money, so I know what you want. Come on, you bought this car and didn't wronged you! Me: So, you already know? What about the silly boy who has been walking around these days? Counselor Yang: Actually, I knew about this car on the first day of price reduction. I thought I would come and buy a car, and I would upgrade the equipment for our next trip. After all, it saves more than 20 thousand than before. I didn't expect you to move faster than me. Me: I was rude, which proves once again that great minds think alike. Now that the mystery is solved, you can tell me where you want to go next, and I'll be the driver. Staff Yang: I want to cross it. Can it be satisfied? Me: What a big deal! Let's go.
You can admire my car blatantly. The headlights are LED. This fog lamp is cut with diamonds.
Men always prefer angular cars, and I can't avoid it. If I want to add another edge to the angular car, it must be 4X4. The kind that can travel across the country!
In the past, most of our trips to Shanghai were to the Bund, Nanjing Road, or various art centers. Even if you look for some shadows of old Shanghai in the city, it is fragmented. It depends on imagination. The only way to go to the original old Shanghai is to go to Chedun. This is the famous Shanghai film and television base. What depth of rain, Stephen Chow's kung fu, and so on? It was all taken here. If you want to cross, you must be right to come here.
Have you ever seen a real old Shanghai house? The scene in the dream is actually in such a place, satisfying your fantasy. She fancies herself as the heroine of a romantic drama. I wonder if there is a director from Japan here. I want to try to change my style.
You can't find such a tinkling car in Shanghai. Used to be an iron wheel. Now it's a rubber wheel and an internal combustion engine, but its appearance is still the same.
If you don't think about buying a car in advance, you will naturally be happy when you play. This is life.
The result of happiness is that the screen is full of long legs.
Many things have two sides, just like this church. You can see the outside, but you can't go in and find out. The reason is very simple, because there is really a crew filming.
Don't! This is the work car given by the crew to the actors, and there is also a sign on it, TV Rebel crew, what film, search. A scream rang in my ear, wow! And Zhu Yilong! ~ Ah, who is Zhu Yilong? Throw me a sanitary eye, wow ~ Wang! , huh? Who is Wang? This time, it was Yang's turn to look puzzled.
In Chedun Film and Television Base, you can not only take your favorite photos, but also meet your idols. Later, according to Yang's staff, she ran in to watch the filming and was blown out, leaving no photos, but she really saw her idol. This also taught me one thing. I thought I was her idol before, but now I know I am a coachman.
The big railway bridge in the deep rain should be called Waibaidu Bridge, which is a mini version of Shanghai downtown. Take advantage of the rest of the crew to remember.
There are many unknown scenes, and I don't know which film and television drama I played. If this is a dream, it should be a dream that every girl is willing to dream.
Such a modern bus is a childhood memory. Wrong, it's not my childhood memory, it's your childhood memory, which reminds me of the age gap. Should it be so direct?
Guess how the train moves in the movie. Look at the wire rope under your feet.
Is this car parked well? If it is perfect, please deduct1; If it is perfect, please deduct 2.
The correct answer will be announced on the 100 floor, and the ID number of the winning audience will also be announced. Please continue to pay attention and give me a private message as soon as possible.
The happy holiday of tea guide and Yang staff is over here. Playing is unbridled, playing tricks that others have never seen, seeing beautiful scenery that others have never seen, and driving the perfect car. I am black tea. Are you satisfied with the readers? Please deduct 1 if you are satisfied, and deduct 1 if you are not satisfied, so that I will be satisfied with everyone's reading process! See you on your next trip!