White cat, black cat, three flowers and yellow cat. What do they stand for in Feng Shui or in the West?

Someone was riding a bicycle when he heard a passerby shouting: go, go, go ... I thought, damn it, I can sing: Ole Ole Oh ... I jumped into the ditch without saying a word. Passers-by scolded: Shit! Let me tell you something, Gou Gou, do you still ride horses? ! You deserve to fall to death! The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two! One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does this river go? A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward. The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky? That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou. The teacher is short of breath: get out! Student: Just leave. The teacher said helplessly, are you sick? Student: You have everything I have! Teacher: try again ... student: shout when you see an uneven road! Teacher: Do you believe I hit you? Student: Do it when you should ... Teacher's anger: I told you to quit school! Student: Rush into Kyushu! 1. One person scolds another person: "I really want to spit a bubble in your face!" 2. A buddy in our dormitory grabbed someone else's buns to eat, and said while eating, "This thing is only enough to stuff your ass." 3. A girl in our dormitory fiddled with another girl classmate's bangs: "It looks like a dog's paw scratched it." 4. In the university dormitory, someone drank someone else's boiling water and jumped up, shouting, "Damn, it's so hot that pigs can't stand it." My junior high school classmate likes to touch others' heads. One day he touched others' heads and said, "My head is quite round!" Bored, the classmate pulled his hand away and said, "Don't make trouble for me here!" " "The Seven Monsters of Jiangnan in Mongolia: I said Jinger, I don't know if you are fake or really stupid. After so many years on the grassland, you don't know how many sheep you have put! Guo Jing: No way, Master. I will fall asleep while counting goats ... On the grassland, Guo Jing just stroked the little red horse ... Guo Jing: Ah, Third Master ~ ~! My horse turned out to be a bloody BMW! ! ! Han Baoju: (The child is so simple that he hasn't even seen his period. ) Ke Zhene: You are a slow-heating Jinger. After teaching for so long, I still can't learn! Han Baoju: You are still so stubborn. You don't shout, you don't scream, you don't hide, you don't kneel! ! ! Guo Jing: (Teacher ... Father ... I'm going to die ... If you hadn't hung me from the tree ... and blocked my mouth with socks ...) At night, the seven eccentrics in the south of the Yangtze River groped their way to the top of the cliff. Ke Zhene: Jinger sneaks around every day. Let's split up and see what's strange here Zhang Asheng: ... Big Brother, here ... there are a bunch of round skulls! Ke Zhene: My God! Feel it quickly. Are there several deep finger holes on each skull? Zhang Asheng: Yes ... Brother, why are you so scared? Ke Zhene: This is the iron corpse Mei Chaofeng who killed my eldest brother Ke in order to ward off evil spirits ... She must be teaching Jing Er to practice the nine-yin white bone claw ... I really want to avenge my eldest brother ... It's a pity that her martial arts is a little higher than mine ... Zhu Cong: But today you already have us! Ke Zhene: Idiot! It is because of you that she is a little taller than me ... At the same time, Guo Jing wondered behind the stone: Strange, what are the masters studying around my bowling so late? Guo Jing: Anson Tuo Lei, I see your appetite is getting smaller and smaller! Tuo Lei: Anda, Guo Jing, this is your visual error-you suddenly returned to a relatively open place like Mongolian grassland from the south, and your eyes haven't adapted yet. Temujin: Heroes-who will perform archery for me? Guo Jing: Khan, look at me ~ Guo Jing drew his bow and aimed at a black sculpture in the sky ... whoosh, I saw Zhe Bie fall off his horse and hang up. Guo Jing said, damn it, it doesn't count this time! Guo Jing drew his bow again, and took aim at a white eagle .....................................................................................! I saw Bolshoy fall off his horse and die. Guo Jing said, damn it, I missed it again! Start over-Guo Jing took out another arrow and was about to open the bow ... I saw Tuo Lei "plop" and knelt down: Please, Anda, aim at me this time. %D%A