1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
2, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.
When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I pushed the boat with the current and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
4. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After the grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.
6. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
7. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.
8. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
9. Holding the child's hand, I realized that the child was ugly and burst into tears, and the child never left me.
10, Journey to the West told us that monsters with backgrounds were all taken away, and those without backgrounds were all killed by a stick.
1 1. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
12, I like you so much that you will die.
13, if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark …
14, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
15, I knew you were an uber as soon as I opened my eyes.
16, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, love has no good end.
18. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Building a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.
19, it is said that people have only two choices, get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
20, sleepy in spring, weak in summer, just sleeping in winter.
2 1, hands in pockets, nobody loves.
22, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, sparks with lightning all the way.
23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.
24. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
25. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
26. I can't miss myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't take care of myself, I can't give myself happiness.
27. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
28. If you are doomed not to give me the expected response, then keep a safe distance.
29. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.
30. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.
3 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!
When I woke up, it was already dark.
33. After drinking the medicine, he handed the bottle, hanged himself with a rope, and the jumper waved a handkerchief to see him off.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
35. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.
36. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
37. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
38. You should understand that the script of your life is not a sequel of your parents, a prequel of your children, or a foreign story of your friends.
39. The quieter the tree is, the more I love it. He is not there.
40. I want to wake up and open my eyes one day and find myself sitting on a desk and chair in the primary school classroom. The chalk thrown by the teacher hit him right on the forehead.
4 1, teenagers are not reckless, bold and presumptuous. Where did you get the theme when you were old?
42. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.
43. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer ~
44. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.
I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.
46. The sign of an immature man is that he can die bravely for his ideal, and the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideal.
47. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
48. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
49. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.
50. The word "life" made my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.
5 1, a real warrior, dares to face his own face.
52, Tianshan children's grandmother-the appearance is too good, but there are 365 cracks in the heart. Every crack is written with the words spring, summer, autumn and winter, and the vicissitudes are like demons.
53. This is often the case, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.
54. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. Dry your tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
55. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
56. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to be round. There is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.
57, people are not smart, but also learn from others baldness.
58. I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Please don't disturb mortals …
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
60.work hard! For your Audi, my Dior.
6 1, I am a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, paid the water and electricity, bought instant noodles with oily rice, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month …
62. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
63. Life is like this. It always occupies an absolute leadership position. When countless fools shouted that they had taken control of their own lives and their own destiny, they didn't see it. They live in the higher sky, showing mocking faces.
64. He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. After several years, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which is not useless, but can also be used to feed pigs.
65. People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.