A classic funny quote of the day
Every class has a few unknown top students who support the average score. The following is a daily classic funny quote that I carefully compiled for you. I hope you like it.
A daily selection of classic funny quotes:
1) I will jump up to you with my fluffy braids, spin around in an elegant and ladylike way, and then Greet me gently, hey, your nose hairs are showing out
2) I heard that sharks can detect one ten thousandth of the blood in the deep sea. I think I can capture you shining in the sea of ??people
3) Guess what surprise I want to give you? I covered my eyes and said to myself in front of a bowl of instant noodles that I cooked.
4) What I can do now is eat less snacks, drink more water and exercise more Bask in the sun, eat well, go to bed early, and wait to meet you
5) After living for so many years, I still can’t figure out one thing, why do you need to hang yourself with a hook?
6) Children’s Day It’s almost time for those people who like to call themselves dads
7) Getting up late will ruin the morning, and getting up early will make you stupid, so it’s better not to get up.
8) When you are drunk, I will put you to sleep
9) For a road idiot, the most worthwhile thing to bring tears to your eyes is to stand there and don’t move while I pick you up. You
10) Nowadays, when people wear light-up shoes, they post news. You show off your shit. I wore it when I was three years old. Shoes that light up when I step on them are also colorful. Classic and funny daily quotes The latest quotes:
1) I don’t hate you, it’s just that if you were on fire and there happened to be a bottle of water next to me, I would drink it in front of you
2) I have me You have your own temper.
3) Let me carry you. You must be exhausted from running around in my dreams all night long
4) My figure It's actually pretty good, fat but not greasy.
5) The geographical location of the invigilator and the relationship with nearby classmates = test results
6) I need to find a handsome guy quickly! Otherwise, all the good cabbage will be eaten by pigs!!!
7) What should I do if I just met someone online
8) If the person I like suddenly stands in front of me and gives me a big hug, I will swallow five boxes of shampoo alive. Copy the full news Splitting durians with bare hands in a hookup
9) When you are with your best friend, put aside any image of a lady
10) Let me tell you a story about a smile hiding a knife: Hahahahahahaha knife haha Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
11) I have always heard others say how great it is to book a room, and finally one day I couldn’t help but go and book a room. . It’s so cool to sleep in such a big bed all by myself!
12) If one day I am left homeless, please leave me to pick up trash in Dubai
13) Kill me with your own hands I love you the most, but I don’t know if you can laugh.
14) Some people say that I am cute, which is really funny. I am beautiful, kind, gentle, cute, considerate, careful, smart, humorous and charming. Funny and virtuous, you only call me cute
15) If the person you marry is not me, I will move next door to you and treat your son better than my own son!
16) Dirty people have super good looks. The person who clicks on the first one has better looks
17) I don’t have a gorgeous appearance, but I have a sultry soul.
18) In fact, the trash cans in a class reflect the economic strength of the class
19) Look at how fat you are when you look at my eyes.
20) Life advice: When I ignore you, you can try sending red envelopes.
A collection of daily classic funny quotes:
1) Put your arms around your girlfriend's waist, look calm, think for a long time, turn to ask her, "Honey, have my hands become shorter recently?"
2) "There was a beautiful face smiling at me in the mirror just now. It was so cute."
3) Friendship is a thing, the more familiar you are, the more you feel the other person is.
4) Loneliness is like a bad cold with no one to hand you hot porridge.
5) Pig, I wish you a happy birthday. I hope you can sell it for slaughter as soon as possible and sell it at a good price. Now the price of pork is greatly affected by swine flu, and the price fluctuates violently
6) The most I hate two kinds of people: those who are racist, black people, and those who can’t count
7) I thought wine could kill missing, but who knew~ Missing learned to swim
8) I curse you to buy instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life
9) The first one flies the plane, the second one plays xx, the third one is fried to pieces, and the fourth one claps next to him.
10) "Can you help me with a number?" "What?" "Squaring the square root" "" I love you too
11) Teacher, I'm sorry. I have tried my best to do my homework. It... (Crying)
12) Sooner or later you will run naked
14) "A person who hangs himself with a retractor will not change for a hundred years." I still don't understand why he hangs himself when he retracts the hook
15) Western medicine treats the symptoms, while Chinese medicine treats the root cause, combining Chinese and Western medicine to make a specimen.
16) "What is the cruelest lyric you have ever heard?" "Pierce your heart, my heart, through a string"
17) Three feet of flesh is not something that can be gained in a day
18) Girls, when a boy hits you lightly, he wants you to act coquettishly, not to hit you back ten times harder.
19) I want it. Sew your mouth shut with my own hands.
20) Cherish what you get and pursue what you can’t get
21) My concept of swear words is only used to help me express myself. A modal particle used to express emotions has nothing to do with the quality of tutoring. 22) Banana is called stupid grandma, apple is called grandma tomato, and tomato is called toilet stealing. 23 ) Blind date is to look at the grave, confession is to dig one's own grave, marriage is to show favoritism, mistress is to rob the grave, divorce is to move the grave.
24) If one day I answer the phone with a strange tone, please guess that I am not. My mother was there when I was abducted.
25) Don’t trade your second-hand body for my first-hand car, house, and first-hand people.
26) Talk. Falling in love is like playing mahjong. It’s no fun if you don’t take it seriously.
27) Your Majesty, do you still remember that bottle of 1982 XO? 28) It’s not your bull. Forced me to be silent, but yours left me speechless
29) Once upon a time, there was a fat man who jumped from the 22nd floor, but in the end he became a dead fat man
30 ) You can either fall in love and get married, or you can have fun and not take it seriously, or you can be noble and single;