2. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.
I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!
12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
13. In the workplace, like Conan, I should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever I go.
14 ... if you don't study for a day, no one can see it; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.
15. Some people are as smart as the weather and changeable; Some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, and they can't tell when the weather changes.
16. The story of the stone tells us that everything we really love has finally dispersed, and everything we mix and match has finally reunited.
17. Many things are between "not saying injustice" and "saying melodramatic".
18. The road to success is always under construction.
26. If she (he) says "Forget me" to you. Just say to the other person, "I'm sorry, I never remember."
1, if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.
4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.
5, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't leave, I will leave.
7. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.
8. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds are all picked up, and those without backgrounds are killed with a stick.
9. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
10, I like you so much. If you like me, you will die.
1 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, how to lose weight without eating?
14, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said that this can be done, and I said that this really can't be done. ...
15, the ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
17, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !
18, there is love besides teeth.
19, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
20. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.
2 1. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.
22, crying, noisy, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in his hand and hanging himself with a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.
23. Our goal: Look at the money and make a profit.
24. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?
25. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.
26. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...
27, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.
28, saying that money is evil, it is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!
29. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.
30. When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.
34. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
35. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!
37. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.
38. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.
39. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried underground is better than a corpse in the street.
40. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.
4 1. It is said that people have only two choices, either get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.
42. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepless in winter.
44. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.