People: Xiao Wang, Xiao Wu, teacher.
Scene: classroom
Content:
Xiao Wang lost a book beside him. Get out.
Xiao Wu came in and took Xiao Ai's seat.
Xiao Wang (coming in): Oh, man, it's really puzzling. Is it funny? Don't you see, I've already occupied this seat!
Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it before you!
Xiao Wang: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you?
Wu: I took it last night.
Xiao Wang: The last row is my patent! For it, I get up early every day, grab the head and bleed like a river. I can't lose this position!
Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride. This place is unique. If you want to get rid of me from here (AI:-Why? ) I advise you to pull it off early!
……
Xiao Wang: Finally, carry forward the style. Dude, take the exam as I say!
Wu: Huh? Today's exam?
Wang: Of course.
Wu: It's over, it's over again. ...
Xiao Ai: Hee hee, I think I spent most of the night lighting the lamp and cooking oil!
Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard?
Xiao Wang: No, no, no, I'm weeding! )
Xiao Wang: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy!
Xiao Wu leaned over: What do you think?
Xiao Wang laughed wildly: I tell you, this move is absolutely wonderful!
Xiao Wu: Say it quickly!
Xiao Wang: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)
Wu: Good idea! Why didn't I think of that?
Xiao Wang: You are so stupid!
After a while, the teacher came in.
They got a fright. Xiao Wu: Coming? Why did you come without saying anything? Oh, dear! (noisy)
Teacher: What's your name? Did the toad come in?
Two people laugh.
Teacher: Be serious! What about this exam! No professional ethics at all! What is the most important thing these days? Score! On and off, your lifeblood! (Laughter) Exams are our magic weapon!
Xiao Wang: Copy, copy, our unique skill!
Wu: Send out the roll paper quickly! Don't come early after the exam. What time is it now? The exam has started for half an hour! What did you do?
Curly hair
Teacher: The exam time is * * * two hours! Don't hand in the papers for more than an hour! Students who want to answer questions, please pick up the pen. Students who don't want to answer questions, please rest in place. Students who want to go to the toilet-please restrain yourself!
Xiao Wang: I am better than the teacher. He is a mouse looking for a cat as an escort-unreasonable demands!
Wu: Exactly! Is he a legendary rapper, or why can't he keep mumbling?
Teacher: Be quiet! You are quieter than a tree! Do you know how serious a mistake you have made? Heavier than the salt sea!
Copy it by two people.
Teacher: (referring to Xiao Wang) Please don't copy this classmate!
Wu: I didn't copy it
The teacher came to Xiao Wang: classmate, stop copying!
Xiao Wang: How do you know? I copied it in my desk!
Teacher: You dropped the board in front of your desk. I saw it!
Xiao Wang: (looking at it) ouch! have bad luck
The teacher confiscated Xiao Wang's roll paper, and Xiao Wang Gang wanted to stand up and walk.
Teacher: Sit down! Go out in an hour!
The teacher went to see Xiao Wu, who took the roll paper to the table and copied it.
Teacher: Come on, come on, stop pretending! I despise you people who cheat with books most. You have no technical content at all. How did you copy it? Like this? Like this?
Wu: Lower it! Lower it!
Teacher: (confiscating Xiao Wu's roll paper) You also sit and reflect. Why did you cheat with this book?
Xiao Wu: I don't want to take the book either! Who told me not to spread the grass well!
Teacher: That's right. Remember to mow the grass next time! I like children who work so hard.
……
Teacher: Time is up! Hand in the papers.
Put away the roll paper.
Teacher: OK. Remember to take the advanced math exam this afternoon! (below)
Xiao Wang: Ah! ! Take the exam in the afternoon! What did you just eat?
Wu: Gao ... number? ! What kind of tree is that?
Two people: study how to mow the grass!
The teacher came in (all teachers can dress up alone)
Xiao Wang: Chinese teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wang, how do you write your composition? (Roll paper to Xiao Wang)
Xiao Wang: What's the matter?
Teacher: You read it.
Xiao Wang: My teacher, my teacher has a paw face. ...
Teacher: Wait a minute. (takes out a big sign that says claw) Are you a claw-faced melon? You wrote that my teacher has a claw face!
Xiao Wang: Teacher, claws and faces are also faces. Can't you just make do with it?
Teacher: Keep reading.
Xiao Wang: My teacher is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. ...
Teacher: Stop! You wrote so much. It's beautiful. Why? Just write it to the end!
Xiao Wang: Teacher, isn't the composition required to be no less than 500 words?
Teacher: So you only paint beautiful pictures?
Xiao Wang: Isn't it required to write true feelings? This is all my feelings!
Teacher: Hum, tell you, you are only 496 words!
Xiao Wang: Oh! Then add: how beautiful!
Teacher: Look at your translation of ancient Chinese. How to translate "touching a tree and dying"?
Xiao Wang: Find an old locust tree to hang yourself!
Teacher: Why is it an old pagoda tree? Look, you explain words, explain death, and you write death!
Xiao Wang: Oh, I want to write it to death!
Teacher: (with a helpless face) You, you hung up again!
Xiao Wang: Give me another chance! I have rebuilt it five times!
Teacher: OK, I'll give you a chance. I've heard of pemphigus, and I'm comfortable with it, right? You can make sentences easily, and I'll give them to you when it's right!
Xiao Wang: Do you want to eat fish? ! Fish ... fish, fish swim in the water, and there are fish in the blade. ...
Teacher: (Laughter) Congratulations, you won-
Xiao Wang: Have you passed?
Teacher: (it doesn't matter) the sixth chance to rebuild. (below)
Xiao Wu: Forget it. Come and study the grass with high number.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Philosophy teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu!
Wu: Yes!
Teacher: Look at your roll paper! My question is: this is the question, please answer. what did you say ?
Xiao Wu: This is the answer. Please give points ... Is there a mistake?
Teacher: Is this a question?
Teacher: You-OK, next, the essay question: What is courage? Why didn't you answer it?
Xiao Wu: I answered!
Teacher: Just five words!
Wu: (reading) This is courage! That's right! Then I handed in my paper without answering the following questions. How well I explained my courage!
Teacher: You-you wait to hang up!
Xiao Wu: Teacher! Give me another chance! I hung up fifteen times!
Teacher: Then let me ask you two questions. It depends on your nature. ...
Wu: Two-too many!
Teacher: OK, the first question is correct! If you don't answer the second question, I will let you pass. How many hairs do you have?
Xiao Wu: I wish I were bald.
Teacher: Answer!
Xiaowu: 123456789!
Teacher: How do you know?
Xiao Wu: Teacher, I don't have to answer the second question!
Teacher: OK! Very good! Very good! Take it (pass a piece of paper)
Wu: This is-
Teacher: Reconstruction Act! (below)
Xiao Ai: Let's learn advanced mathematics.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wang: English teacher! (trying to run)
Teacher: Xiaoling, why are you running? No breakfast!
Xiao Wang: I didn't eat-
Teacher: I saw you eating this morning!
Xiao Wang:-Have breakfast tomorrow!
Teacher: Xiao Wang, look at the roll paper. None of your reading comprehension is correct! Did you just choose the topic without looking at it at all?
Xiao Wang: No!
Teacher: How dare you quibble!
Xiao Wang: I didn't even look at the question, just the answer!
Teacher: And your composition! Why does it look familiar?
Xiao Wang: Does it look strange? Read and understand the first sentence of each paragraph.
Teacher: Xiao Wang, you should wake up! You this time-
Xiao Wang: Ah! Teacher, I failed five or five times, no, fifty times! Can't hang up any more!
Teacher: it's not that I didn't give it to you ... this ... for example, can you translate what evening dress means?
(to the audience) This is an evening dress!
Xiao Wang looked at Xiao Wu
Xiao Wang: Night is night, right? Perfect for big games!
Xiao Wu: clothes are clothes, MM is always clamoring to buy them!
Xiao Wang: Oh! Teacher, I know! It's a night suit!
The teacher shook his head. (below)
Xiao Wang: No, I have to find a teacher! Learn slowly! (below)
Xiao Wu: Hey, I just want to leave.
The teacher came in.
Xiao Wu: Head teacher!
Teacher: Xiao Wu, I want to talk to you.
Wu: Ah!
Teacher: Last exam asked: What is the principle of this reaction? What did you answer?
Xiao Wu:-Physical principles.
Teacher: Is there such an answer?
Wu: Really ... a chemical principle?
Teacher: Xiao Wu! What can you do at this rate? Why don't you like studying?
Xiao Wu:-Don't like my major!
Teacher: Environmental worker? Do you know what environmental workers do?
Xiao Wu: Sanitation workers.
Teacher: It's environmental engineering!
Wu: Oh? What shall I do after graduation?
Teacher: ... sanitation worker.
Xiao Wu: I heard that it is used to treat sewage.
Teacher: (excited) Who said anything about sewage treatment? -but also to control air pollution!
Xiao Wu: How to control the atmosphere?
Teacher: I don't understand this! I teach water pollution treatment!
Xiao Wu: It's still for sewage treatment.
Teacher: Did your mother see your summer vacation results?
Wu: Yes.
Teacher: Really? You really sent it?
Wu: Of course!
Teacher: What did your mother tell you?
Xiao Wu: My mother said nothing. What report cards does the school issue?
Teacher: ... you go.
Wu: I can't leave.
Teacher: Why?
Wu: It's not the curtain call yet!
Three people on the same stage curtain call.