Modern stupid events

China Qing government dismantled railway wires.

Say it's destroying feng shui.

China still uses a solid bullet, while foreigners use a broken-hearted bullet, and only one hole can be made when they hit someone's deck.

From 65438 to 0905, the Qing government sent five ministers, Zai Ze, Dai Hongci, Duan Fang, Li Shengduo and Shang Qixiang, to study constitutionalism abroad. Before the delegation set out, it was attacked by revolutionaries at Beijing Railway Station, and two ministers were injured. The investigation was forced to be postponed until 1905. The delegation was divided into two parts and visited Japan, the United States and Western European countries.

After the delegation arrived in San Francisco, the hotel attendant helped them carry their luggage into the elevator. Ministers thought it was bringing them into a small house, being left out on purpose, being very dissatisfied and losing their temper. They were surprised again when the elevator began to rise. Only after the elevator stopped and the waiter took them into the room did they realize that they had misunderstood.

On another occasion, a minister hurried back to the hotel from the outside. After entering the room, he found a blonde sleeping in his bed. Just as he was wondering, the girl woke up and shouted when she saw him. The priest was very surprised and asked the girl how you slept in my bed. The girl doesn't understand Chinese, and the call becomes more ugly. When other passengers heard the cry, they all gathered around. Just then, a military attache in China who knows a foreign language came, explained his apology to the girl in a hurry, and then took the minister away. The minister didn't know what happened, so the attache told him that he was on the wrong floor. It turns out that every floor of a foreign hotel is the same, and the room layout and furniture are the same. He doesn't know that he is wrong.

Ministers don't know anything about constitutionalism, and they haven't figured out what constitutionalism is about when they go abroad. How to report to the court after returning home? They came up with a solution: Liang Qichao, who was exiled in Japan at that time, and Yang Du, another overseas student who knew constitutional government, were called "traitors" in the Qing Dynasty. However, when they returned home after the inspection, their reports had not been finished, and the inspection minister panicked and sent someone to Japan to urge them. At home, they were dragged into Beijing on the grounds of continuing their investigation in the southeast. I didn't go back to Beijing to look for a job until the report was urged. The results of such a survey can be imagined.

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