? 72 tenant lines
1, daughter: Really, Zhen? Son? Dan.
2. Shi Jian: Who said I didn't? People all over the street say that I sing like Jacky Cheung and play CDs!
3. Kenzai: Then I see. I want ten!
4. Ha Gong: You are such an animal!
5. Real estate agent: New Xiyangcai Street needs new ideas. My idea is to inherit the tradition and update the concept!
6. Kenzai: Dad, stop pretending to be Jacky Cheung. Not at all!
7. Vincent: Yes! I am a bird, but I am a good bird. As the saying goes, good birds choose wood and live!
I know it is your wish to be a director. If you are blind, there seems to be no hope, but from today on, I will be your eyes, you will audition and I will help you screen; When you are filming, I will help you watch the camera; You throw garbage, I help you open the door; You eat, I help you wipe your mouth; In the future, when we have a child, I will help you bring him up and watch him put on his shoes. I will hold him forever and never let go! With me, I have you!
9、? Shi Jian: Hey, you bastard, how dare you come?
? I'm here to see your daughter.
? Shi Jian: Believe it or not, I call the police, and you kidnap underage girls!
? Kenzai: Dad, my sister is an adult.
? Shi Jian: Kidnapping an adult girl, you have to get out of my sight, or what? I let the dog bite you.
10, Shi Jian: I don't know English, and I'm too lazy to tell you!
1 1 Shi Jian: Wrong! That's called a remake! You have to pay the copyright fee!
12, female: I'm sorry, you kiss me, I hit you, and I'll be more comfortable in exchange!
13、? Ha Gong: Keep the change. The great eunuch Li took the secret recipe out of the Forbidden City and passed it on to his great-grandson Jet Li after his death. Jet Li is my best friend, so he gave it to me.
? Shi Jian: Jet Li is Li's great-grandson? Li is a eunuch. Have you ever read a book?
? Ha Gong: Great-grandson.
14, Shanghai Po: damn xipi! It's such bad luck early in the morning!
Liang Xiaotang: Who is your master? Ip man?
16, Kenzai: Because you are really playing a disc!
17, Kenzai: What plagiarism? Everyone sells telephones. How can you say that Infernal Affairs is a copy of Infernal Affairs?
Liang Xiaotang: People are called by their first names. My name is Brother Tang Xiao, your brother's brother!