Nana Ogawa: What are you shooting, Chibi or Romance of the Three Kingdoms? I think you are good at acting. Where did you graduate? Nortel? China Opera? Still playing?
Nana Ogawa: What are you doing? Is your knife real or fake? I'm not an actor here!
Nana Ogawa: I said, teacher, aren't you filming? Why are you all serious? Stop fighting! If you keep fighting like this, the police will come! I said you, you are too involved in the play, is this still called filming? This is an armed struggle! What team are you on?
Nana Ogawa: Brother, brother, why is there no signal?
Nana Ogawa: Sorry, I didn't mean to!
(Nana Ogawa's arrow was saved by Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang)
Nana Ogawa: Dude, why don't you call an ambulance for me?
Xiang Yu: Dear friend, don't panic. We will cure you.
Nana Ogawa: Can you call an ambulance for me quickly?
Xiang Yu: What is an ambulance? I've only heard of ox carts, carriages and chariots. Hey, what's an ambulance?
Nana Ogawa: You two, stop acting. I am almost at a loss. I beg you, send me to a big hospital for surgery. I will thank you very much when I am ready.
(Xiang Liang wiped a few knives on his sleeve to heal Nana Ogawa. )
Nana Ogawa: I said, you old military doctor, why don't you have any health knowledge?
Xiang Liang: What common sense?
Nana Ogawa: This is the method of disinfection. I know your condition is not good, but you should at least put the knife on the fire to burn red and disinfect it, and then help me clean the wound with alcohol, which can sterilize and prevent the wound from infection.
(Xiang Liang begins to "operate" Nana Ogawa)
Nana Ogawa: Ah-
Xiang Liang: What's the matter? Nana Ogawa: Do you have any anesthetic?
Xiang Yu: What is anesthesia?
Nana Ogawa: It's a drug that can make people lose consciousness and feel no pain.
Xiang Yu: What this guy said is not excessive. I can do it.
Nana Ogawa: Young people are still reasonable.
(Xiang Yu knocked Nana Ogawa unconscious)
Xiang Yu: Dear friend, is this anesthesia ok?
Xiang Liang: Haha, it's finally clean. Your anesthesia is good. You should use it more in the future.
Nana Ogawa: I never thought about it. So you are all serious about filming here. What if someone dies? Also, in that court yesterday, that man's head fell to the ground with a bang! God, that's so real! That, that dummy is so realistic! As for me, I practiced it twice. Do you think you can introduce me and play a role or something?
Nana Ogawa: I usually have nothing to do, so I just take some photos or something. Hey, I think you are handsome. Otherwise, I'll take a photo album of ancient costumes for you, which will sell well! Cheaper, I'll give you a 20% discount!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?
Nana Ogawa: I'm from Beijing.
Xiang Yu: So you are a semi-finalist?
Nana Ogawa: Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I get angry when I talk about the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year? Because the Lakers kicked the Rockets out of the last Western Conference!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi's words are really inscrutable.
Nana Ogawa: Now I finally realize that it is really difficult to be an actor. You see, I don't take off my head at ordinary times, I still wear costumes, and I even talk like a book. You are too involved in the play! I think with your efforts, you will be popular!
Nana Ogawa: What's your name?
Xiang Yu: I have a surname, a name and a feather. My name is Xiang Yu.
Nana Ogawa: You are so funny. Let me ask your real name!
Xiang Yu: Can a gentleman change his name? I don't think anyone dares to impersonate my name yet.
Nana Ogawa: Hey, hey, are you making a movie now?
Nana Ogawa: Great! Awesome! I said, man, are you homeschooled?
(Xiang Yu wants to hit Nana Ogawa, but Nana Ogawa doesn't want to)
Nana Ogawa: (Xiang Yu is so easy to handle, let me run on you again! If you kill me, you can take revenge, then you can do it, because you are my only friend here, and I have no regrets when I die by my friend's sword! Come on!
(Nana Ogawa sees Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang practicing swords)
Nana Ogawa: So much for Li Mubai in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
(Nana Ogawa sees the wanted order)
Nana Ogawa: Why? My head is only worth 500 pence!
Nana Ogawa: Sorry, old man. That punch I just punched was a reflex!
Fan Zeng: Conditioned reflex? What kind of trick is this? I thought it was Hei Hu!
(Xiang Liang begins to "operate" Nana Ogawa)
Nana Ogawa: Ah-
Xiang Liang: What's the matter? Nana Ogawa: Do you have any anesthetic?
Xiang Yu: What is anesthesia?
Nana Ogawa: It's a drug that can make people lose consciousness and feel no pain.
Xiang Yu: What this guy said is not excessive. I can do it.
Nana Ogawa: Young people are still reasonable.
(Xiang Yu knocked Nana Ogawa unconscious)
Xiang Yu: Dear friend, is this anesthesia ok?
Xiang Liang: Haha, it's finally clean. Your anesthesia is good. You should use it more in the future.
Nana Ogawa: I never thought about it. So you are all serious about filming here. What if someone dies? Also, in that court yesterday, that man's head fell to the ground with a bang! God, that's so real! That, that dummy is so realistic! As for me, I practiced it twice. Do you think you can introduce me and play a role or something?
Nana Ogawa: I usually have nothing to do, so I just take some photos or something. Hey, I think you are handsome. Otherwise, I'll take a photo album of ancient costumes for you, which will sell well! Cheaper, I'll give you a 20% discount!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi, are you from the north?
Nana Ogawa: I'm from Beijing.
Xiang Yu: So you are a semi-finalist?
Nana Ogawa: Don't talk to me about the Lakers. I get angry when I talk about the Lakers. Did you watch the NBA last year? Because the Lakers kicked the Rockets out of the last Western Conference!
Xiang Yu: Brother Yi's words are really inscrutable.
Nana Ogawa: Now I finally realize that it is really difficult to be an actor. You see, I don't take off my head at ordinary times, I still wear costumes, and I even talk like a book. You are too involved in the play! I think with your efforts, you will be popular!
Nana Ogawa: What's your name?
Xiang Yu: I have a surname, a name and a feather. My name is Xiang Yu.
Nana Ogawa: You are so funny. Let me ask your real name!
Xiang Yu: Can a gentleman change his name? I don't think anyone dares to impersonate my name yet.
Nana Ogawa: Hey, hey, are you making a movie now?
Nana Ogawa: Great! Awesome! I said, man, are you homeschooled?
(Xiang Yu wants to hit Nana Ogawa, but Nana Ogawa doesn't want to)
Nana Ogawa: (Xiang Yu is so easy to handle, let me run on you again! If you kill me, you can take revenge, then you can do it, because you are my only friend here, and I have no regrets when I die by my friend's sword! Come on!
(Nana Ogawa sees Xiang Yu and Xiang Liang practicing swords)
Nana Ogawa: So much for Li Mubai in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon!
(Nana Ogawa sees the wanted order)
Nana Ogawa: Why? My head is only worth 500 pence!
Nana Ogawa: Sorry, old man. That punch I just punched was a reflex!
Fan Zeng: Conditioned reflex? What kind of trick is this? I thought it was Hei Hu!
Nana Ogawa: Brother Yu.
Xiang Yu: What did you call me? Brother Yu?
Nana Ogawa: Yes, that's what we call it there. Tom, Fage and Hugh are all big stars!
Xiang Yu: Sounds good, Hugh, Brother Yu. It's catchy!
Nana Ogawa: Can you help me read this word?
Xiang Yu: I didn't like reading since I was a child. Like you, I don't know this word.
Nana Ogawa: Who is like you? I can read! I am still a correspondence college diploma!
Nana Ogawa: I said big brother, I am a common people. After 80, I am a freelancer. Just let me play games and play the world. It's so unreliable.
Nana Ogawa: Honestly, I can't even beat my girlfriend! Xiang Yu: Talking about these inexplicable nonsense again!
Nana Ogawa: Oh, my God, how to do the exam of Sun Tzu's Art of War? Alas, fortunately, after watching the news broadcast every day, I still don't forget to pay attention to the lecture room! Hey, hey, it's really good!
Nana Ogawa: What a pity! What a pity! If you go to the Olympic Games, the gold medal in weightlifting will definitely be yours!
When Lu Su died, Yi Xiaochuan said: At this moment, I really understood that it was a sin for me to play casually and satisfy your pure chastity. You died for me, but I was not born for you. I never loved you, but you gave me all your love. I am sorry for you, and I will be punished for life. I will pay a lifetime of repentance to remember you. Susu, your passing has finally made me see clearly that this is an era that I am not familiar with and can't control. My cleverness can't change a big era, but my trifles may hurt others and myself at any time. It seems that what I should do is to go back to 20 10 and be an ordinary person.
Yi Xiaochuan, you'd better look for your clues and go back to your happy life in Yi Xiaochuan.
I've always wanted to see Qin Shihuang and the Terracotta Warriors. In that case, I will have a panoramic view of the Daqin Dynasty!
Yi Xiaochuan: Just now, I just did a set of radio exercises with you, called warm-up. Next, my little universe is going to explode. Please wake up early.
Yi Xiaochuan: I said Lu Su, do you really know how low the probability of being robbed twice and saved twice is? Just like the national football qualifying.
Yi Xiaochuan: This is a video of me and Emperor Gaozu Liu Bang. It's true, not filming! If I put this video online, I will be more famous than Clinton.
My name is Yi Xiaochuan, Yi from Yi Zhongtian Company and Guo Xiaochuan Company.
Nana Ogawa: Maybe you can pull a venue and let's PK!
Pang: Divide what?
Nana Ogawa: Fortunately, I was born two thousand years later than you. I study physics and know Archimedes' famous saying. Give me a fulcrum, and I can move the whole earth.
Nana Ogawa: Second-rate martial arts can't escape first-rate.
Nana Ogawa: Oh, really a handsome guy driving a BMW. Coupled with such fine weather, isn't it a pity that we don't make a video? (Picking up the phone and taking a selfie) I am handsome-Yi Xiaochuan! Grab my BMW! I don't shoot costume films now. I lived in zhina, the real State of Qin over 2000 BC ... Sorry, my history is not particularly good, but this is the real State of Qin anyway. I'm on my way to Yan Di now!
Nana Ogawa: It is the responsibility and obligation of outstanding young people in every new era to be brave, especially to save the United States by heroes, right?
Nana Ogawa: Is the battery dead? Really? I don't have a charger! What am I talking about? It's no use bringing a charger. There is no socket here!
Nana Ogawa: Knowledge changes fate, education changes life, famous teachers create famous schools and donate money to build the first key private school in Peixian County! Lv Gong Lv Gong, help you succeed! Have a drink with Lv Gong, and you will live to be 99!
Nana Ogawa: Why do you think I'm smart? Howl ~ Now we are not short of money ~
Nana Ogawa: I am very happy today, because I have saved many people. I have never saved so many people in my life. I became a great hero today, just like Iron Man, Spider-Man and Batman. What? Dad, you don't know them. Then I'm from China, Guo Jing. You know, I'm like Guo Jing. Unfortunately, Gao Lan, you are not Huang Rong.
Here we go again. I tell you, I just want to be Yang Liulang, and I don't want to be Meng Yi. I don't believe that the Yangjia gun is not as powerful as you.
Nana Ogawa: We drank cocktails there.
Drinker: Cocktails? Is that a bar made of chicken butt? Isn't that all slutty?
Nana Ogawa: I'm telling you, it's a bit slutty, man show!
(Gao Yao was given the name Zhao Gao)
I don't want to drink this wine. I don't want to drink it at all today, you know! You made Zhao Gao today. You're happy, aren't you? I am not happy! Do you remember that you are Gao Lan's brother? The two of us came to Daqin and became a pair of fallen brothers, wandering the rivers and lakes, thinking that one day we could return to the modern age. But you forgot, you forgot all about it! What are you thinking all day now? You always think, I want to rule the world, you always think, I want to climb up step by step! I'm afraid, I'm afraid my friend will become that Zhao Gao one day!
(Too classic, too wonderful, too impassioned! )
I said, when will you two finish worshipping so much?
This is about twenty episodes. I suggest you see for yourself.