A complete dictionary of everyday chat terms

0 1 Girl: It's so boring Boy: I'll tell you a romantic story if you're bored Girl: Hmm Boy: Do you want to hear a long story or a short story Girl: Long Boy: It's a long story. It may take a lifetime to tell. Girl: I hate it. Girl: It's so boring. Boy: I will tell you a romantic story if I am bored. Girl: Hmm. Boy: Do you want to hear a long story or a short story? Girl: Short stories. Girl: Haha. Girl: Ignore it. Am I too ugly, or is there something wrong with chatting? In fact, chatting is extremely important before meeting girls. Most of the attraction between you is brought by chatting. In this case, it is necessary to seize the window of the other party at the right time to make an invitation. I introduced him to read Mr. Yu Hang's secret book of picking up girls. Almost a month later, she caught up with her favorite goddess, and now the relationship is very stable. I think if you are still single, you can look at Mr. Yu Hang's "Picking up Girls Cheats" and search for the official WeChat account "Teach You to Fall in Love" to find it. Many skills and routines can be directly copied and pasted, and the key effect is wonderful, so you can apply what you have learned. I wish you all an early cancellation. Girl: I have a stomachache. Boy: Let me tell you a joke to ease the pain. Girl: Hmm. Boy: I have a buddy whose girlfriend has a stomachache when she menstruates. Do you know what he did? Girl: "Let her drink more hot water?" Boy: "Not really, it will be more advanced." Girl: "What's that? A curious boy: He said, Baby, this is 5000 yuan. Please take it to buy a kettle and drink some hot water. 05 girl: playing mobile phone boy: envy your mobile phone girl:? Boy: "I want to be held in your hand" 06 Girl: "You play tricks on me" Boy: "Ha ha ha, I don't play tricks on others easily" Girl: "I think you are an old driver" Boy: "I only dare to expose myself to the same kind" 07 Girl: "I can definitely do it for nothing after applying the mask" Girl: "Of course" Boy: "Black and white are impermanent" Boy: "Let me index by hand." Girl: "Do you still need to count?" Boy: "I calculated that our age is right" 09 Girl: "Lying down" Boy: "My intuition tells me that you may be uncomfortable lying down" Girl: "Why do you think so?" Boy: "Because the most comfortable thing is lying in my arms" 10 Girl: "I believe in ghosts" Boy: "Do you think I'm serious? Are you kidding? " Girl: Really Boy: Believe it or not, I will cry for you. Daily chat words 2 chat humor words 1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, Lu You got angry, and then the family couldn't surf the Internet. The lost girl finally found her place. There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back. 4. The teacher's teaching impressed Xiao Ming deeply, so the next day, he inserted a pair of false teeth. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite. 6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning. 7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath. 8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes. 9, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light. 10, there must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze. 1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue. 12. Time flies. It was dark as soon as I got up. 13, the chemistry teacher asked, what about gas leakage? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down. 14, you promised not to make me cry, but you smoked me with onions. 15, who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next. 16, be strong, failure is also a part of success, where you fall, where you are wrong. 17, this kind of thing, sleeping, really still sleeps soundly on the school table. 18, each class has a harem, and there are always a few people vying for favor. 19, I think my math scores are very worthy of the math teacher's face value! Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a blood shed. 2 1, just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me. 22. People who turned to ashes can recognize it before, but now they can't recognize it with makeup. 23, don't help me, I'm not drunk, the road ahead will move, help me keep that road. 24. What woman chases a man's interlayer yarn is simply across the Sahara desert. I like you as much as the sea, but I won't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai. 26, you are always, intermittently complacent, continue to eat and die, plan a day, lie in your body for a year. 27. Honey, you must believe me. I'm dizzy when I take a boat, let alone have two feet on both sides. 28. Mom said: How should I treat her in the rebellious period? How did she treat me during menopause? 29. Describe your category, from vertebrates to invertebrates, and finally to molluscs. 30. You are most likely to have a heart attack at the moment when the results are announced. 3 1, people are holding hands, and I am holding my dog to see who is unhappy with a bite. If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads. There are two reasons why inviting girls out to play failed. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair. 34, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani. 35. I will study hard next semester and insult those who rank ahead of me. 36. You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the sound of scrolling must be loud. 37. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am poor. 38. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters. 39. The most worrying thing in the world. I waited for the advertisement for more than 70 seconds and found that I had seen this episode. 40. With so little character, it is shameful to save some flowers and squander. 4 1, a person with few eyebrows can't be friends, so take a photo to prevent it from turning white, because once her eyebrows turn white, they disappear. 42. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome. 43. There are thousands of children in China. If this doesn't work, we'll change it. 44. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand. 45. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face. 46. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is. 47. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 48. I have been looking for a man named Li. I want to avenge my brother, because I hit my brother! 49. I don't know how to describe this feeling now. I just don't want to live anyway. Unless you kiss me. 50. You left without worrying about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep. 5 1, bad guys need strength, and scum need taste more. 52. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing. 53, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus! 54. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and movement. 55, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover! 56. Just like you, at this age, you have fallen below the issue price. 57. You take your overpass and I'll take my underground passage. 58. Why do you feel sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin. First, grasp the topic of chatting with girls. Many brothers will ask me when they come to me. I don't know what to talk to girls. Every time I see such a question, I will ask them, do you have other recreational activities besides work? Most answers: playing games at home, watching live broadcasts and watching TV. In the final analysis, my life is too monotonous and I lack the accumulation of chatting with girls. Is there no topic to talk to girls? When you don't have a topic, look for a topic from the other person, such as her hobbies. This hobby can be learned from the girl's circle of friends, such as her favorite singers, favorite movies and some of her usual hobbies, such as singing and painting. For a girl whose circle of friends is only visible for three days, we can also directly guide her to tell us how she usually spends her leisure time. For example, at the beginning of a chat, ask the girl the same question. If you directly ask a girl how old she is, she will feel like you are asking questions, and you are not polite to her at all. And when you say that you are as old as my sister and deliberately make girls younger, girls will accept it more easily. Since teaching, in order to solve the problem of no topic for my brothers, I have collected many specific topics that girls are interested in, all of which are in my book. Brothers in need, you can add mine, click to get it, and I will send it to you online. Second, master the chat frequency. Brothers must remember. If you want to change from a friend to a boyfriend and girlfriend, you must master the chat frequency when chatting. Remember these two principles: don't answer every second and don't ask questions. For example, if you send her a message at 7 am, she will reply to you at 9: 30. Many fraternities choose to reply immediately, even saying that girls haven't replied yet, and they keep sending messages to girls. Are you busy? Why didn't you reply to my message? If it's you, you have a girl who sends you messages every day and revolves around you. what do you think? You must think that this girl needs you very much. She likes you very much. Brother, let's ask ourselves, will you cherish such a girl? No one will cherish what is easy to get. So this practice directly exposes your sense of need. Make girls think you need her! You are deliberately looking for her attention, maybe she will even pretend to cooperate with you and let you be a spare tire willingly! The correct way is: you reply later, not seconds! To put it bluntly, it took her two hours to reply to you, and it took you 20 minutes to reply to her. Don't let her feel that you are around her, you should treat everything with her with a steady mind! If you think the teacher is right and want to learn more chat skills and dating skills from the teacher, you can add them directly to mine, click, and I will update the interesting chat records regularly. You can also add a look at how the teacher chats, including thousands of chat topics that girls are interested in, and add them directly! Third, take the initiative to end the topic and keep the curiosity of girls. Many brothers may wonder that they don't have much time to chat with girls, but they also take the initiative to end the topic with girls. Why? In order to make girls feel unfinished, it is also to let you stop loss in time. When the girls are nice to you and even have a good chat with you, you can take the initiative to end the topic and give the girls a feeling of insatiability. In this way, girls will be more looking forward to chatting with you next time, and maybe some girls will take the initiative to chat with you! When chatting with a girl, you feel that the other person's interest in chatting is not very high, or even the attitude is cold, and the atmosphere is not good, leave in time to minimize the bad impression you leave on the girl, so as not to damage the only good impression that the girl has on you. Moreover, if you take the initiative to end the topic, it will also make girls feel that you are a person who is not entangled. Next time she wants to start chatting, she is willing to chat with you. Today's heavy dry goods are introduced here. Here I want to tell my brothers that human thinking is a very complicated procedure, just like a high-speed machine. And the dry goods I taught you are only one of the core parts. Problems with the machine are not necessarily problems with the core components, but other half-life problems will follow. It's not that our chat skills are not good, but that you haven't applied them to your life. Love is not an equation, it has no fixed formula and no unique solution. If you have any problems in chatting with girls, you can add mine at any time. Click Get, and I will help you analyze and solve the problem in detail. No matter how good the secret of martial arts is, you need to cooperate with internal skills to practice supreme martial arts. What are the 900 sentences in the first chat? If you want to have a sweet love and sweet her, then join our internal course directly and click to tell the teacher directly-I want to change. At the same time, if you have any emotional problems now, you can also send them directly to the teacher, so that professionals can do professional things, which is much better than if you want to break your head alone. The teacher will also send daily dry goods in the circle of friends, click, and usually look bored, and you will definitely gain something. Nell's feelings, born to love. Your love is escorted by us!