Is there a five-minute school play script that should be healthy?

Sketch.

Jack: Hi, um.

Xia Zi: Yes?

Jack: Nothing. I just want to have a word with you.

Xia Zi: I'm listening. Give me a signal that I'm listening.

Jack: I just want to say that there is someone who has a crush on you for a long time. He likes you very much and admires you like a raging river.

Xia Zi: I feel dizzy. (Holding up the sign that says "I feel dizzy")

Jack: His elegant posture exudes charming charm, which makes it hard for all girls to resist his heartbreaking eyes. No matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, she will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is proud, but kind-hearted. He keeps a low profile, but he is admired. Whether he is the incarnation of the gods or the messenger of hell is unknown, but what is certain is that he is the embodiment of heroic chivalry, paying equal attention to beauty and wisdom, changing the social atmosphere, being welcomed by girls all over the world, improving the connotation of young people and being personable.

Xia Zi: How touching! ! (Hold up a brand with a good touch)

Jack: It is our duty to help people solve their marriage, and it is also our interest to do good deeds, so I arrange blind dates every week.

Xia Zi: Why did you take off your clothes? (Hold high the sign of quick take-off and quick take-off)

Rose: You went on a blind date behind my back.

Honey, how dare I?

Rose: If you dare, I'll let you die.

Supreme treasure: Do you know? Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. As long as I am with you, I will say three words to you: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is … ten thousand years!

Rose: So how are you going to fix it?

Supreme treasure: I've decided to let my master go!

Ross: Hum, that bald donkey! !

Supreme treasure: These days, I can't control these things. His old man is too old to stand it. As soon as he saw the girl's eyes, he would glow, so it was a relief.

Tang Priest: Sweeping the floor is just my superficial effort. My real identity is a research monk. (Hold high the sign of the research monk)

I left Qinglong, right white tiger, waist old cow, chest faucet, man stops killing, Buddha stops killing.

Supreme treasure: Wow, the master is very powerful. Is there a panacea in this box? Let me see it first.

Tang Priest: Do you want it? Wukong, you can say it if you want. How do I know you want it if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to

Tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

Supreme treasure: I am Kao Hua! Bald donkey, give it to me! !

Supreme treasure: master, master.

Tang Priest: Come, disciple.

Supreme treasure: Master, what do you think of introducing Jenny to you? You must go! !

Tang Priest: Disciple, I stayed up all night, thinking crazy. Alas, it's a pity that my life is at stake, because (singing)

Song: I am a transsexual girl.

I am a girl with a grudge.

I am a girl, a strange girl.

I am a girl. You don't understand.