2. I want to be with you day and night, mm-hmm.
3, a man is a dog, whoever has the ability will take it away.
4. The so-called natural awakening is actually being awakened by urine.
5, being injured is the best day of the night, and there is no money in my pocket!
6, if you don't ask for it, you will feel at ease. If you don't do it, you will be safe.
7. I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.
8. I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.
9. Love is not hate, but I love and hate you.
10, those who love me will get rich, and those who don't love me will move bricks.
1 1. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by weight.
12, I came to your city, but you didn't invite me to dinner.
13, my head hurts. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.
14. I hate Mondays and missing Fridays.
15, car, house and deposit. What am I afraid of? I'm afraid of waking up.
16, dusk is approaching, and it's time to return to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with the old man.
17, I will not pick the moon for you for nine days. The moon is not as lovely as me.
18. Meeting is always unexpected, but leaving is always deliberately long.
19, giving you face doesn't mean you can do whatever you want in front of me.
20. I don't like you, like the neighbor who ate Chili peppers and the numb next door.
2 1, what I have is taken for granted, and what I lose is irrelevant.
22. I only have eyes for you, and your big face keeps me from seeing others.
23, step by step scenery, further joy.
24. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
25. I'm blind only because I looked at you one more time in the crowd.
I hope you remember that anything that can't kill me will only make me stronger.
27. May you all have the love that everyone envies, and may I be rich.
28. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.
29. It is much more difficult to try not to love someone than to try to love someone.
30. It's sour if I can't eat grapes. If I eat them, I'll show off in an ostentatious manner.
3 1, when it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!
Don't come across the ocean to see me, just call me your savings for half a year.
As long as a courier is still on the road, I feel there is still a little hope in my life.
34. Playing mobile phone late at night is not only sentimental, but also beaten by mobile phone.
35. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.
36. I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.
37. Some people make you feel bad, and some people make your teeth ache unevenly.
38. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to live too!
39. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessary thing, and it is necessary.
40. I lost too much blood in English translation, and you were black and blue in the mathematical equation.
4 1, the ending, what you think differently is called life, and what you think the same is called fairy tale.
You can't have your cake and eat it, but impatience and procrastination are perfect for me.
43. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator.
44. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
45. Every time I say that I will never talk to you again, don't believe me. Do I look like a man of principle?
46, single for many years, the most difficult thing is not loneliness, but dealing with the neighbors' seven aunts and eight aunts and uncle Wang!
47. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.
48. I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.
49. I don't lack anything now except my boyfriend. As long as you can help me, you can get a girlfriend for free.
50. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.
5 1, your existence, I stayed up late last night, my night, my dream, my all night. Goodbye, my summer vacation.
52. The above are 54 interesting short stories about Tik Tok that I shared with you. Welcome to read the collection.
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.
54. I am so beautiful. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of skillful hands, I would have made myself so beautiful.
Sometimes, I wonder if what I see in my eyes is the same as what other people in the world see. Maybe my brain is short-circuited.
56. Flower is a symbol, and plain is king. The following is a short and interesting Tik Tok that I compiled for you. I'll give it to you. Like it, you can collect it.