Yesterday Brazil and Australia:
"pick! Pick! Pick! What a pity! What a pity! "
Strange phone call ... "Woo ~ ~ ~ ~"
"Oh ~ ~ Yes ~ ~, what a pity ~" Is that talking about the ball?
Imagine if Ronaldo could be lighter, then he could fly two or three kilograms.
Deputy cards average 10 assists per game. Now that he is old, it's not bad to have five or six assists ~ ~ ~ (assists, does he know what that means? )
Dida is like an Australian kangaroo, and her aerial posture is very beautiful! I feel like an NBA player!
Last one:
World Cup: Quotations from Liu Jianhong 1.0 version.
Han Qiaosheng's explanation of football made different versions of Han Qiaosheng's quotations widely circulated. Now, when the 2006 German World Cup is coming to us, Liu Jianhong, the host of CCTV-5 World Football Program, is explaining the upcoming World Cup for us. In the German-Costa Rica match this morning, Liu Jianhong always brought wonderful clips of the World Cup to the audience in front of the TV, but some remarks are debatable. We wrote them down as "Han Qiaosheng before, Liu Jianhong after".
First, "Ram scored the first goal of the World Cup."
Comments: Only 6 minutes after the opening, defender Ram scored the first goal of this World Cup, which is also the second fastest opening goal in the history of the World Cup. Liu Jianhong didn't say "this year" or "this year" because of excitement.
Second, "when we saw the first goal, we didn't expect the second goal to come so quickly."
Comments: 12 minutes, cross from the right, Gomez cleverly inserted his left foot straight, Friedrich failed offside, and waded into the restricted area. His right foot calmly pushed the lower left corner in front of 15 meters, and Costa Rica turned the score to 1 ratio 1! Comments are not as rich as Han Qiaosheng's, and Liu Jianhong wants romantic language.
3. "Audience friends, what you see is the World Cup brought to you by CCTV."
Comments: At the 24th minute of the game, Liu Jianhong added this sentence because there was no wonderful scene. However, Germany and Costa Rica brought the World Cup at that moment, and CCTV just broadcast it.
4. "Today's linesman is wearing a microscope, and the offside ball was judged to the millimeter."
Comments: This is the highest affirmation to the linesman from Argentina. Unfortunately, the referee can't hear or understand his language, otherwise he will say, "I must ask you to explain when I am a referee in the future."
5. "Close to scoring again. Today is his 28th birthday. He scored twice in today's game. "
Comments: At 6 1 minute, Klose scored the second goal of the game, and Liu Jianhong shouted in the commentary. However, he didn't know that the second score meant that the widow got married twice. This mistake is rarely known in football.
6. "I have a pair of twin sons. Today's goal, one for yourself and one for your son. "
Comments: Liu Jianhong's statement is also embarrassing. He really left the target to his twin sons. It is strange that they didn't fight for a ball.
7. "Now the score is 3: 2, now the score is 3: 2."
Comments: He didn't know sensationalism when it was sensational. When he repeatedly said this sentence, would it be better to add "this is a wonderful game, this is a World Cup worth looking forward to"?
Eight, "I haven't seen such a wonderful opening ceremony for many years."
Comments: The World Cup is held every four years, and I haven't seen it for many years. Moreover, in history, only 1934 had a big score, and the rest of the opening matches were either a draw or 1: 0.
I thought this boy knew a little football before. Only through this World Cup did I find that the lecture notes are gone, the assistants are gone, and one person is exposed! However, his skills are still impressive. It can be seen that he ran Han Qiaosheng 10 for several years in a few days. In fact, no one asks him to be perfect, but he is also a CCTV person, similar to an "elite" figure, and hundreds of millions of people are watching him. You can't talk nonsense. Don't go out if you can't do it. I won't let you out, but you rushed out, and you didn't do a good job. If you travel at public expense, you will be thrown eggs. That's what you asked. What is even more painful is that I can only watch the first scene at night because of work, and I will be raped every night. This ball is watched, alas ... actually, watching the ball and listening to the commentary is just like riding a bike to watch the road. I clearly saw a red light ahead, but you said it was a yellow light. I clearly saw a pedestrian trying to get out of the way, but you said there was nothing to rush over, which completely disrupted my thinking. This is not rape. What is this?
Now, the process of my rape has been made public. If people from all walks of life pass by that day and see this process, they can try their best to provide the details of what they saw downstairs in the spirit of "I am a good citizen" so that I can summarize it in the future and form evidence materials, and I will spit it out!
1. Klose has made great progress than four years ago. Four years ago, all his five goals were headers. He only scored one goal in this year's league. . . . . That was a penalty! Shit, what's the relationship between penalty and heading?
2. "Today is a different day. The turf of Allianz Stadium looks particularly green ..." The camera zoomed in and saw the green carpet. The turf of Allianz Stadium looks particularly green today because it is covered with a green film. ...
3. He actually said that Crouch's height reached1.98m (it should be 2.03m), and he was speechless.
I called Gillard Lampard three times in a row, and the English name of Gillard (yellow card) appeared in the subtitles. He even called it Lampard, which was frustrating;
Downing (No.20) appeared, but he didn't know which one. It took Downing 2 minutes, and he was convinced! ! !
6. When cuevas played, the man said loudly that China fans should be familiar with him, and then there was no sound. I guess this guy thinks he's Gompas.
7. I saw Blanco for a long time and introduced him as Platini.
8. "Costa Rica team is now adjusted to 34 1 1 formation"
9. Goal! He was saved again ~ ~ ~ ~ (he even saved an apology ~ and directly praised how awesome the Mexican goalkeeper was ~ ~ ~ =)
10. When he was born, his mother's umbilical cord wound around his neck three times. Fortunately, his mother had a hunch and told the doctor in advance, saving her life! "The player was shocked when he was old enough ~ he was able to survive.
1 1. "If you watch a 64-episode series, what we see today is 12. If you want to give this episode a name, it should be called Crouching Tiger and Crouching Eagle, ...........................................................................................! !
12. "It is No.6 ×××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
13. Lampard Gillard? Blanco? Platini? Cuevas? Gompas? Klausen? Klaus. Where's Kim Where's Kim I always feel dizzy when listening to this bird introduce its name.
14. England vs only started for 2 minutes, when he heard him say, "Just now, the British team broke the deadlock with a kick and a goal." Shit! The first two minutes were deadlock.
15. David Beckham and Santa Cruz, who are more British/special in the giants, have never paid much attention. When watching the ball, they suddenly heard "just missed the shot of Santa Cruz, just waiting to see what the close-up person looks like", and then they heard "Sorry, it's not Santa Cruz, it's * * * * *”ft!
16. I didn't know anything at first, and I didn't introduce some information about the referee. Only 20 minutes after the start of the game, suddenly there came a sentence that the referee who enforced the law today was Mexican dizzy.
17. At the end of Dege's opening match, there was a sentence: "These two teams brought a wonderful match to the fans tonight." Blind people know that Colombia only scored twice in the doorframe and attacked?
18. beckenbauer has a private jet that can shuttle at any stadium during the competition. ..........
19. Due to historical reasons, Ghana speaks French, and most of the players in the team play in Ligue 1, but they still choose to represent Togo in the World Cup. . . . . . . . . . .
20. Jung Hwan Ahn knocked on the opponent's door with a long shot, which may be related to the name of the team star used in the game (in fact, not all long shots, for example, the first goal of this World Cup is not a long shot) ps: What is Ram's ball?
After Klaus scored the second goal,
"Now the score is 3: 1, but this is not the highest score in the World Cup opener. 1986 Italy once defeated its opponent 7: 1 in the opening match. "
As the game approached overtime, Mr. Liu once again reported the score of the opening match 78 years later, and the battle of Italy became 1: 0, dizzy.
After Klaus scored the second goal,
"Klaus has twin sons, and he was also a twin when he scored today."
Hehe, who is more beautiful, brother or younger brother?
Klaus attacked offside.
"This linesman's observation is very accurate, just like looking at it with a microscope."
Brother, have you found H5N 1 flying in the air?
1, Sichuan Quanxing team kicked off the corner and Tianjin team libing headed the goal, which was wonderful. ...
Every inch of land is in fierce competition.
Rivaldo broke into the restricted area at lightning speed. ...
With the goalie's whistle, the whole game is over.
5. The Beijing striker was shoveled down, and the referee decisively showed a red card and sent the Guoan striker off to .................................................................................................................................................. Sorry, he was Hongyuan's defender.
6. Veteran matthaeus made a long-range shot 30 kilometers away, and the ball slipped through the door. That was close. It's amazing that a veteran in his 40 s still has such feet. (The old horse was 39 years old)
7. The China team hoisted the ball into the penalty area, and the UAE striker threw the ball to volley, and the ball went straight to the dead corner.
8. It seems that the China team was well prepared before the game. (The words sound just fell and Ma Mingyu cramped and fell to the ground. )
9. Li Jinyu made a long shot, and goalkeeper Jiangjin saved the ball strangely. ...
10, the sunshine today is not very strong, and the players feel good running ... (8 pm local time)
1 1: As soon as the Japanese team got the ball, he shouted "Kawaguchi Jisheng, Kawaguchi Jisheng again." Obviously, he is a Japanese fan. Maybe his wife is shooting porn in Japan! (Australia vs Japan in the 2006 World Cup)
12: Ali -B, just celebrated her 56th birthday yesterday. Today is the first day of my 57th birthday. At that time, I felt something was wrong after listening. I thought it was my IQ. It took me a long time to realize that I had no problem. It turned out to be Liu's masterpiece.
13: When Iran and Mexico played, the TV screen switched to Mexican players ~ Liu Jianhong did his homework, indicating that he had done his homework before the explanation ~ He was slightly surprised to say that Mexican players had experienced it, and even said, "When he was born, his mother's umbilical cord wrapped around his neck three times. Fortunately, his mother had a hunch that he told the doctor in advance and saved his life!" What's more, the player's life is big enough. When I was a child, I got an electric shock and survived (the TV camera of the game has been switched to the game screen of 10 second, and he is still there alone.
14: Iran shot once in the first half ~ The goal was obviously missed ~ I heard him say excitedly that it was scored ~ As a result, the ball was saved by the Mexican goalkeeper ~ He didn't even have to apologize ~ He just praised how good the Mexican goalkeeper was ~ ~ ~ ~
1. The opening ceremony described Blanco as Platini with his eyes.
2. Germany vs Costa Rica
"Ram scored the first goal of the World Cup." (eldest brother, you forgot to mention this year or this year)
3. England vs Paraguay
"Crouch, the tallest striker in England, is1.98m" (if I remember correctly, it should be 2.03m).
4. "England's No.4 Lampard got a yellow card" (When did No.4 Gerrard change? )
5. Panorama of the stadium
Today is a different day, and the turf of Allianz Stadium is particularly green ... "
(Zoom in and see the green carpet)
The turf of Allianz Stadium is particularly green today, because it is covered with a green film ... (Sweat! ! )
6. When Paraguay was replaced by cuevas.
"This player believes that China fans will not be unfamiliar with him ................................................................................................................................................................... I guess he mistook me for someone else.
Paraguay goalkeeper Villar was injured in the first five minutes.
But when he got off work, he also said, "The ball was got by goalkeeper Villar and Villar did a good job." I really doubt that he drinks too much from time to time! ! ! )
8. England was replaced by No.20 Downing. "Now the England team has been replaced, and it turned out to be No.20 ..................... (after waiting for two minutes) and No.20 Downing." Then he pretended to know how well he knew others and introduced a lot of Downing's background. (true and false! ! )
9. Iran vs Mexico
Iran hasn't scored yet, he shouted! Finally, I didn't get in!
1, "Now Costa Rica's formation should be changed to 34 1 1."
"The defender's hands are not completely off his body."
"The ball entered (without pause) and hit high."
4. "Ecuador achieved good results in the group stage, mainly due to their home court, on the plateau at an altitude of 28,000 kilometers."
5. "The goal was scored, and the referee ruled that the goal was valid." .
6. "Black hair (5 seconds apart), slender figure (10 seconds), beautiful goal."
7. "Now the game has started for 9 minutes, and neither player seems to be active. It feels a little tight. "
8. "13, sorry for the 9th, oh,13!"
9. "England's possession time is 58%, while Paraguay has only 48%."
10, "The middle flank failed to get the ball."
1 1, "such an accurate penalty makes me wonder if the linesman brought a microscope."
12, "... Tunisia penalized a free kick (5 seconds apart) and directly penalized the ball to Saudi Arabia (5 seconds apart) ..."
13, "The long (tall) people on both sides are all concentrated in the restricted area."
14, "Trinidad and Tobago has a population of only 165438+ 10,000, making it the smallest country in history to participate in the World Cup."