Updated 2007-11-189:16: 00 words: 1776.
A few flashes of thunder, Wang Yaohai looked at the computer at home and sighed.
"Alas, CLANNAD's game is not finished yet, and it's not 18X. Ah, but the heroines in it are all very good. If only I had such a girlfriend. " (The protagonist Wang Yaohai, male, 16, girl game fan, otaku. Yinghai: "Only half. I am a student. Can I stay at home all day? " Bitter fruit: "You have no right to speak").
There was a loud bang. "What do you mean, call a bird? Didn't you see that Lao Tzu was upset? " Wang Yaohai said crossly.
"Boom" thunder in the sky, Wang Caihai's home was blown to pieces, and he became coke. Fortunately, he is the only one at home, which is really gratifying. (Wang Yaohai: "Congratulations, I am dead. Can this book be finished? Where are my fans? " Bitter fruit: "Probably not." ) ......
Wang Yaohai is puzzled. "Where is this ... is it?" In front of me are clouds and a door.
"Yes, that's it. Thank me, praise me, and then kneel down and worship me. " An old man in white came out of the door and said.
"..." Wang Yaohai.
"..." The old man in white.
The breath of silence.
The old man in white could not help but break the silence: "Don't you have anything to say?"
"Are you an Alzheimer's patient?"
"Do I look like such a god?" The old man in white said angrily.
"I wasn't sure just now, but now I'm sure you must be a patient with Alzheimer's disease." For this old man who claimed to be a god, Wang Yaohai affirmed his ideas.
"Where is it like!" The old man shouted. "I didn't say I liked it, you did." Wang Yaohai said simply.
"I want to help you through the god. How can you say that about me? "
Here we are, thought Wang Yaohai, seemingly indifferent. "Where to wear it?" "CLANNAD's world." "Why?" "I want to see a play."
"Don't go." Wang Yihai said decisively.
"You don't go, you have to go. I have prepared many tasks for you, and I will sentence you to death. " "No wonder some people say that God is the most unreasonable." Old man in white: "Who said that! Laozi blew up his home. " Wang Yaohai: "..."
"Forget it, I will go if you give me some benefits, God of Justice." Wang Yaohai deliberately read the word justice clearly.
"Well, I'm ready, but you must first complete the task I gave you, and then there will be a reward. So, you should pick this up first. " Say that finish the old man in white from behind (behind? ) Take out a watch and give it to Wang Yaohai.
"What the hell is this?" Wang Yaohai wondered.
"God can watch, made with my energy. I send you tasks and rewards from here. Only you can see them, and you can still avoid death. For example, if you are hit by a train, you will be a vegetable at most and you will not die. " The old man in white is very proud.
"It is better to die." Wang Yaohai thought.
"What is the reward?"
"Strength, I'll give it to you when you finish the task, and then you finish all my tasks, and I'll help you resurrect and let you go back with strength, or you can stay there if you want."
"Resurrection? How did I die? " Wang Yaohai asked the key question.
"He died of a heart attack." The old man in white made up a reason.
"When have I ever had a heart attack?" Wang Yaohai said with a frown.
"I remember wrong, I was killed by a car." "I am at home, even if the chariot breaks in, I can't help but know." "That's ..." The old man couldn't stand it any longer.
"You killed him with lightning." Wang Yaohai interrupted. "Right." The old man said.
"... sure enough. "Wang Yaohai pointed at the old man with murderous look.
"That, accidentally." The old man in white wiped the cold sweat on his head with his sleeves.
"Don't be careful, give me my life back!" Wang Yaohai pretended to be angry and grabbed the old man's neck and shouted.
"No, don't do that. How about I give you something? " The old man flatters, ie tries to please others with humility.
"Send me back."
"impossible."
"Give me my life back! ! ! "
"Oh, no, I can't send you back, but I can give it to you when you get to CLANNAD's world." The old man said quickly.
"All right, then." Finally. Anyway, CLANNAD's world is not so dangerous, Wang Yinghai thought.
"That's right." With a flick of his finger, the old man saw a big black hole on the ground and swallowed Wang Yaohai.
"Wow!" Wang Yaohai was frightened by the sudden change of scene. I vaguely heard the old man's voice behind me. "Don't worry, don't finish the task won't die. This is just a punishment. You can be a vegetable at most. "
Our protagonist Wang Yaohai went through a black hole, flew to the end of the sky and flew into a man's body. At this moment, he is not Wang Yaohai, but ......
Tragic, funny and stupid Sunohara Youhei.
Chapter 2 I'm Sunohara Youhei?
Updated 2007-11-1813: 00 words: 1439.
"hmm." Haruhara (called the protagonist Haruhara from here) opened his eyes and found himself lying in a messy room. "Where is this? Hmm? ! "A memory quickly entered Chunyuan's mind. "Who am I, Sunohara Youhei?" Chunyuan immediately got up and picked up the mirror in the corner.
Blonde hair, baby face and blue eyes. The owner of this face is undoubtedly Sunohara Youhei. "Ah ah! ! What did I do in my last life? Even a passerby or electrician B is not as good as sticking it on this guy! " This is a dream, a dream, a nightmare. Haruhara fell asleep in bed thinking like this.
In the sky, "hey, I accidentally forgot to delete some memories of CLANNAD in your mind, but you sent them to me to delete them myself." I have to hurry, or it will be bad for that boy to find out. That boy is born with some magical powers, and he can't delete them when he is awake. I can give you benefits and help you get rid of the disgusting germs on Chunyuan. It's really interesting. " Some poor old people said.
"Oh, ah." Chunyuan turned over and fell asleep.
Okazaki is depressed. Chunyuan didn't come to school today, so she lost one person to entertain herself. "Damn it, you must play Haruhara when you go back." Okazaki thought. Go back where? Chunwon's dormitory, of course. Spring Garden is a special student of sports. When I was a freshman, I was suspended from school for fighting with people from other schools, and I also lost my position as the main force of football. After the rookie game, there was no place for him in the team and he had to quit. Because I have no money, I have to live in the student dormitory of the sports club.
Okazaki put away his schoolbag and immediately rushed to Haruhara's room. "Hoo, hoo." Haruhara is still sleeping. "Hey, Haruhara, get up. When are you going to sleep? " Okazaki said. Haruhara was still sleeping, and Okazaki said, "..." Okazaki silently took out a rope from the garbage and tied it to Haruhara's wrist, and then walked out of Haruhara's room with the other end.
A football player is coming out.
"Hey, let's fight it out." Okazaki said very differently.
"What do you mean?" The football player said.
"Haruhara wants to tug-of-war with you." Then Okazaki handed him the other end of the rope.
"oh? Haha, I didn't expect Chunwon to have such a time. Well, I'll show him my strength. " The football player said confidently.
"Ok, I said let's go, are you ready ... let's go."
The football players began to exert their strength. As a result, needless to say, an ordinary sleeping man and a strong man fought a tug-of-war, and it was obvious that Chunyuan was pulled out of the room.
"Ah, my hand is dislocated, ahhh! . "Haruhara was awakened by pain. "Ha ha, you know my ability." The football player laughed exaggeratedly.
Haruhara didn't realize that he had come to CLANNAD's world, only that he was very upset and wanted to beat up the big idiot who disturbed his sleep. "You fucking idiot! Play this game with Lao Tzu, and I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you! If you are a man, you will fight with Lao Tzu! " Haruhara roared.
It seems that Haruhara hasn't woken up. Okazaki thought helplessly. Staring at Haruhara, he woke up and pointed angrily at Haruhara. "You, you, hahaha, I accept your challenge." Anger turned into laughter. That's what it means.
As soon as the idiot accepted it, Chunyuan jumped at him at once. "hey." The fool punched Chunyuan. Chunyuan dodged with a footwork (Wang Yaohai usually reads martial arts books, but also taught himself some, and it's ok to hit gangsters), and punched the big fool in the face and won, but the effect was not very good. "Drink!" The big fool punched again in anger. Haruhara withdrew his hand, pushed it on the fool's wrist and slapped it on the fool's nose. "me." The fool covered his nose. "Now." As soon as Chunyuan thought about it, he immediately punched the big fool in the nose, and the last few punches hit the big fool in the stomach, and the big fool fell down.
"Ding, congratulations on completing the task of beating football players. The absolute defense of the reward power, the use time 1 second, and the cooling time of 24 hours. "
"What's that noise?" Chunhara strange way. Okazaki looked at him with alien eyes: "Is this really Chunhara?"
Since then, the campus life of Spring Garden has begun.
Chapter III I am Haruhara
Updated 2007-11-1813:10: 00 words: 1563.
"Strange where is this?" Chunhara strange way. "You still can't sleep. This is your dormitory. " Okazaki reacted and said. Haruhara looked in the direction of the voice and saw a handsome blue-haired boy looking at him.
Are you Okazaki Tomoya?
"What are you talking about, Chunyuan? Of course I am Okazaki. " Okazaki wondered if Haruhara's brain was damaged. Otherwise, he doesn't even know himself. He even got into a fight with the football team just now. His brain is already sick. Worse? However, just watching him fight is a bit like some kind of martial art. Isn't he Haruhara?
"Ding, inspired the permanent task, task requirements: can't find that he is not in the Spring Garden. Reward: If you fail without a task, you will become a lifelong vegetable.
Chunyuan remembered that she was killed by a wretched old man, came to CLANNAD's world, and had a task. Chunyuan looked at her wrist and put on her watch before coming. There is a translucent watch hanging on your wrist, which clearly reads: Task requirements: you can't find it's not Chunhara. Reward: If no mission fails, you will become a lifelong vegetable.
"Shit, vegetables, how vegetables again? I hate vegetables. " Of course, Haruhara, who reacted, only dared to think about it in his mind. Because he knew he had to play the role of Sunohara Youhei now.
"Ha ha, sleep a little late today, huh? I just joined the football team. Oh, no, maybe the football team will come to me, Okazaki, strategic retreat! " The first spring, like the real Sunohara Youhei, quickly flashed into his room.
"Hey, don't you come in? I'm closing the door. " Chunyuan said.
"Turn it off, I just want to write the words' defeated in the Spring Garden' on his head, which is an encouragement to him." Okazaki pointed to the football player who was knocked unconscious by Haruhara.
"Don't write like this! I will die! " Haruhara said nervously that if he really joined the football team, he would suffer.
"What about the victims of the Chunwon plot?" Okazaki proposed.
"Please, don't write anything, we are friends."
"No, you are my servant." Okazaki looks like "eat you".
"Then please your master and give the younger one a chance to live." Chunyuan immediately cried with the original Chunyuan stunt. (tragic and full of energy)
"I'll spare you this time." Okazaki compromised.
"Call, okazaki that demon, if every day, don't let people live. Haruhara's endurance is not generally strong, but speaking of which, how can I have information about CLANNAD? Oh, it must be from the old man of God, hahaha, I didn't expect that old man to have advantages. " Poor Haruhara was abandoned by some old man.
......
As usual, Okazaki and Haruhara are bored reading magazines in their rooms.
"Speaking of it, Haruhara."
"Huh?"
"You seem to be a different person today."
"! ! ! ! Is it? "Haruhara tried to speak in a calm voice.
"But also won the football team, why didn't you come to school today? If you want to sleep, you can sleep in class and have attendance.
"Well ... actually, when I went to school in the morning, I met an annoying salesman on the road and insisted on giving me a pack of medicine. Because I didn't have breakfast, I had to take medicine and try to support my stomach. Then I want to have a perfect sleep, so I have to come back to sleep. Speaking of it, that bag of medicine is just bread. " Haruhara knew that it was difficult for him to play the role of Haruhara, so he had to pretend to cheat Okazaki.
"What do you mean by perfect sleep? Will there be medicine like bread? " Okazaki obviously doesn't believe it. But after seeing Haruhara's expression, half of him believed Haruhara's words. (Yuan Chunyuan's acting skills are terrible)
"What's the use of that medicine? Did the salesman say it? " Okazaki asked.
"It seems to improve intelligence and physical fitness, but the side effect is that it will make the temper worse than before." Chunyuan thought of a lie that is most beneficial to the current situation.
"I see." Okazaki is still wondering.
"I'm going to take a shower. Haruhara thought: Ask more questions and it will be all over the country.
Then he took off his clothes and threw them on the hill of underwear. Go into the bathroom.
I don't want to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Haruhara's bath. Okazaki stood up to leave. Find a tape recorder, "but leave him a souvenir." Okazaki said.
Then Okazaki left.
The day in Chunwon is finally over.
Chapter IV Divination
Updated 2007-11-20 at 23: 00 words: 18 13.
April 15 "hectares." Chunyuan just woke up. The protagonist didn't have the habit of staying up late before, so he got up earlier than usual in the Spring Garden. ) "Well, I am the Spring Garden from now on." Chunyuan mused in his mind.
"It seems unlikely." From the memory of Haruhara, I learned how "dark" the original Haruhara used to be. It is impossible for ordinary people to be a good person, that is to say, Wang Yaohai must do an impossible task of being a good person in the Spring Garden. Will that work? Probably.
"Now as before. If I go to school now, I will be late. I will go there during my lunch break. Let's get to know this room first. " Haruhara looked at the clock and thought.
......
"Forget it." Looking at this messy room, there is no room for any electrical appliances to kill time, and Chunyuan gave up. After brushing my teeth, I made a cup of coffee and drank it.
"Now that the football team is gone, listen to Haruhara's favorite hip-hop music at ordinary times and try to understand Haruhara's interest. BGM is fine. " Haruhara turned on the tape recorder.
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"This is not so good either." Haruhara, listening to the music, I can't help thinking so.
"It's broken." Haruhara took a sip of coffee.
"... yo! Yo! I'm Okazaki! You're ... a newt that crawled onto land and completed its evolution! Hmm? I'm just kidding. The more I say it, the more I think it's true. Are you ... an salamander? "The recorder suddenly.
Okazaki's voice appeared.
"Cough, cough." Chunyuan choked on coffee.
"Are you kidding? How can there be Okazaki's voice when I carefully understand Haruhara's strange taste? He must have recorded it when he left last night. Damn it, that bastard Okazaki. " spring
The original okada uncomfortable said.
"I'm not in the mood. Go to school." After thinking about it, Chunyuan put on her school uniform and left with her schoolbag on her back.
According to Chunyuan's memory, Chunyuan arrived at school.
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"This is the school." Chunyuan walked into the school and looked around. This path is surrounded by cherry trees. Looking up, it's beautiful.
"The environment is not bad. It would be a pity if the tree was cut down. " Haruhara sighed and walked into the teaching building. If it's Haruhara, if I know the cherry trees around the school are going to be cut down,
Maybe even pee in the tree while laughing.
......
As before, Chunyuan walked into his class.
"Good morning." Haruhara greeted Okazaki lukewarm.
Okazaki is talking to a girl with purple hair and greets Chun when she sees her.
"Oh, it's really early today."
"Thanks to someone, I broke my happy morning time. Speaking of which, what are you doing, Teng Lin? " Haruhara died last night. To tell the truth, he doesn't believe that this old man who claims to be a god has this ability.
Turn him into a vegetable, and it doesn't matter if his identity is exposed. Just live like yourself. Although I tried to use absolute defense yesterday, I cut my hand with a knife and nothing happened.
The purple-haired girl replied in a low voice: "I am divining Okazaki." (Fujibayashi Ryou, the monitor of Chunyuan's class, was chosen by lottery, but she is deeply loved by the girls in the class.
Ge is gentle and timid. There is also a sister, Fujibayashi Kyou PS, who is also the monitor of the lottery: but the personality difference is too extreme)
"Then give me a divination, Fu Jilin." Chunyuan said.
"ah? Then ... okay. " Guo obviously didn't expect Haruhara to say this.
Shit, the playing cards flew out and fell to the floor.
"ha? So it was playing cards. Can this thing also be used for divination?
"Probably, she said yes, but this time the playing cards flew out again.
Staring at a playing card on the ground for a while, he said, "Chunyuan ... something good will happen to you tomorrow. That ... was a beautiful encounter and a passionate impact. " and
A very gentle female encounter can lead a safe and harmless day.
"Really? What did you say? "
"Ah ... that's because it is Q of spades, which can be understood as a sword, which means it will protect people like a knight, so it must be a gentle person." I explained it.
"Generally speaking, swords should give people the impression of aggression, danger and power." Haruhara couldn't help thinking.
The bell rang for class.
"Please don't care too much about that. Just divination, that's all. " Guo immediately returned to his seat.
In the distant horizon, a wretched old man is planning a plot. "Ha, if your boy doesn't believe my ability, I will give you a little punishment. Don't blame me. "
The next chapter is more exciting: please look forward to the impossible task! )