Jokes about pigs

1, I said that day: you are a pig. You said: I am a pig. So from now on, I will call you a pig! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!

On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried, brother, we found you.

A bird and a pig are on the plane. The bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Give me something to eat", and the pig followed suit. The stewardess was very unhappy and threw them down. Then the bird said to the pig, "You are so stupid, I can fly."

It rained intermittently, which reminded me of infinite thoughts. To put it bluntly, I miss you When the weather is fine, I'll take you to that meadow, but it's agreed in advance that only pigs are allowed to eat grass and no arches are allowed!

It's really cold these two days. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze-as the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly.