See what examiner you meet.
1: Li Qiguo:
Outside the "knife", he was about forty years old and killed countless people in more than ten years. If you make mistakes in the exam, you will never be merciless. Everyone who knew him met him on the road, and there was no one who didn't poke his spine and scold him. Later, his wife couldn't stand it, crying and crying for a divorce from him. Relatives and friends also earnestly advised him to accumulate some virtue and said that he was old. Uot put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. Now my temperament has changed greatly and my temper has improved a lot. However, many old drivers look back and speak highly of him, saying that he knows technology, stresses principles and is impartial.
Ranked first because of deep qualifications and high popularity.
Risk index: ★★★★☆.
2. Zhang Yonggang:
Outside of "Cockroach", Jianghu people call him "Zhang". He is in his fifties and is a kind-hearted old man. If you don't look carefully, it's hard to find his juryman face. His mouth is like a cockroach, biting whatever he gets. If you don't study hard in the exam, he will stare at you and scold you hard. When you are sweating, dizzy and in a hurry, brake with one foot and pat you. Advantages are: fair! He not only scolded the students and candidates, but also the people sitting in the back seat. He dared to talk back and even confiscated his coaching certificate. Burn more incense before the exam and pray for Buddha's blessing not to meet him, or you will lose your skin when you die.
Danger index: ★★★★★★★
3. Huo:
Outside of "Commander Huo", Jianghu people call him "Huo". You should know his skills, right? Legend has it that "one shot will kill you", he is in his early thirties, of medium build and slightly fat, and likes to wear a pair of sunglasses. He sits next to you with a gloomy face and doesn't talk, but the car is full of murderous look, which makes you shudder. The people who died under his command later recalled: I shot so fast that I didn't even see him when I died. When I met him, many people died of mystery. At present, the disaster index has surpassed Li Qiguo, just like "Xiao Li flying knife" when he was young.
Danger index: ★★★★★☆.
4. Ji:
More than forty years old, Mudu native. An official asked, "What about outside?" No, if there was, the person who knew it would have died inexplicably, so even the page in the white "Weapons Manual" was torn off. Even so, Bai died inexplicably, because the page in his heart could not be torn off, and there was only one person who would not say it-the dead.
I just heard the examiner tell us in trembling Taicang words after the lottery before the exam: the examiner is called "chicken and dog pieces", so I risked my life to give him this outside.
I refused to sit in the exam car during the exam. It happens that boss Xu of the driving school is also there. As it happens, boss Xu is our uncle. It happened that Boss Xu was a little big when he saw us, and Master Xu was sitting on it. Later, all eight of us walked out of the car door alive. The eight minutes in the middle became the secret of the eight of us for life.
Risk index: ★★★★
5. Yuan Xiaofeng:
Age: about forty years old, if he comes to be an invigilator, if it's your turn, when he says, "Come on! Next, you two little girls are going to take the side parking test, and you will regret why you didn't practice well in advance. If you drive to a restaurant, if there are many cars, if there is only one parking space between two cars parked on the side of the road, if there is a BMW in front and a Mercedes in the back, if-don't tell me that you hit the bumper of Mercedes and smashed the taillight of BMW-he is in the car, so you have to drive slowly. " Ten car accidents are nine times faster. "You should be careful not to run over the yellow line in the middle of the road and the white line on the side of the road. He hates crossing the line. " You should regard the yellow line in the middle of the road as your arm and the white line on the side of the road as your father's instep. "When he lets you go and says you failed, you will be grateful that he saved you.
Danger index: ★★
6. Xu Wei:
Why do you think someone gave his son such an evil name? I searched for a long time in the five-level font before typing the boy's name. Peng read, and&; Uot Peng uot sounds the same. He is the youngest new examiner in Guanshan examination room. It is said that got, with yue in the legendary swordsman is not the same, (of course, "if you want to practice this skill well, you must start with yue in harem, hehe). There is nothing to say with a sullen face. If you are pleasing to the eye or have a good level, you will be asked to sign before sitting hot. If you are an old egg, or you don't have the right gear, you should forget to accelerate when it is time to accelerate, and you dare not overtake when it is time to overtake-he didn't say anything, just didn't let you pull over and let you drive halfway to see the mountain until you made a mistake-step on the brake and politely ask you to get off. Perhaps, you are a handsome boy or a beautiful woman, and you can't expect him to look at you from beginning to end.
Danger index: ★☆.
7. Chen Weidong:
This man, rarely mentioned by students and candidates who are watching the mountain, is between being a man and good and evil. If you played mahjong successfully last night, the next day, it was sunny and you ran a traffic light, but he just ignored it. If you run a one-way street, he will comfort you: you can walk a one-way street with the examiner-if you were scolded by your wife last night and refused to come near you, kneeling on the washboard for one night, the next day, if you drive slowly, he will ride a bike. Isn't that great? ! You drive too fast, and he stares: You are busy with traffic! -I have to get rid of my anger at you.
Risk index: ★★★★☆.
8. Zhang Zhendong:
Older people, Guan Shan is an affable examiner, but not a sloppy one. If you drive well, he will praise you. If you make a mistake, he will give you a chance. Of course, if you really don't live up to expectations, he will tell you very seriously: You say, how can I cheat you? Most of the time, you died unjustly.
Danger index: ★
9: Zhang Jianzhong
How kind it is to hear this name. He has the same name as the teacher in our school. As soon as I mentioned him, I thought of the happy time in the secondary vocational school under his leadership. We went fishing together, went for an outing together, and wandered in the endless reeds of Shajiabang, Changshu-eating meat in chunks and drinking in big bowls. I still remember that we ate eight bowls of rice in one meal-what? Like bandits? That's bullshit！
Sorry, digression, let's talk about Lao Zhang in Guanshan. He is a coach, and he knows the hard work of students and coaches. Everyone said that he was also a great man, and everyone praised him. How good is word of mouth? For example, you will understand. For example, the night before the exam, the old four and the old six were too nervous to sleep and eat. Chen Lai in the car next door comforted us: "What are you afraid of? The boss has arranged it. Zhang Jianzhong will invigilate tomorrow. " Old Liu Wu was so happy that he even drank three cups. Laosicheng slept like a dead pig that night and snored louder than Laowu.
When getting on the bus, Lao Zhang will kindly remind you: "Don't be nervous, fasten your seat belt first, take your time, and you will pass."
If you are asked to turn ahead, he will tell you the direction in advance, so that you can be mentally prepared in advance, and don't forget to tell you kindly: "Turn on the turn signal-slow down-shift gears-don't be too slow."
If you hit the direction "old", he will always reach out and help you go back, kindly telling you "be careful."
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It's like sitting next to you with the best temper and teaching you to drive. Meeting Lao Zhang was a good blessing for you in your last life. However, it is said that he is not the most amiable mountain examiner. (Note: The last sentence plays the role of "connecting the preceding with the following" in the composition)
Danger index: ☆.
10: Zhou Tusheng
Legend has it that he is the most amiable examiner in the mountain view!
Do you know what a bodhisattva looks like? He looks like that!
Don't you forget how your grandmother climbed on the ground with you to catch earthworms when you were a child? That's how Grandpa Zhou took the exam!
There is a saying circulating in the Jianghu: If you can't get along with Zhou Tusheng, it's really a big problem with your level.
Either you are born with mental retardation, color blindness and astigmatism; Either you have just been run over by a car, broken, paraplegic and concussed; Worst of all, you only need to know the brake, throttle and clutch, and know which direction the steering wheel turns when turning.
What? Grandpa Zhou also said: Has he really been ashamed of you?
I solemnly suggest you: fan and hang yourself, a piece of tofu will kill you!
It is said that all the comrades who got the driver's license under Grandpa Zhou regarded the mountain view test as the greatest happiness and enjoyment in life.
It is said that Grandpa Zhou's comrades who didn't get a driver's license either washed their hands or broke their feet, and never mentioned the word "drive & uot" again-
Risk index: none
(Note that there are twelve examiners in Guanshan. It is said that there are two others who are not among the top ten examiners because they are tepid and have no characteristics. )