The funniest joke or thing you have ever seen. Share it.

Dad said to his son, I want to find a wife for you. The son said, but I am willing to find it myself! Dad said, but this girl is Bill Gates' daughter! The son said, if so, yes. Then his father went to Bill Gates and said, I found a husband for your daughter. Bill Gates said, no, my daughter is still young! Dad said, but this young man is the vice president of the World Bank! Bill Gates said, OK! Finally, dad found the president of the World Bank and said, I recommend a vice president for you! The president said, but I have too many vice presidents, redundant! Dad said, but this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law! The president said, well, ok!

-That's how business works.

The boss called his secretary: I will accompany you to Beijing to play these days. Please get ready.

The secretary called her husband: I'm going to Beijing to have a meeting with my boss these days.

Husband calls his lover: My wife is not at home these days, accompanying me.

The lover called the tutor: the teacher has something to do these days, and classes are suspended.

The student called grandpa: there is no class these days, and grandpa plays with me.

Grandpa called his secretary: I can't go to Beijing, and my grandson wants me to accompany him.

The secretary called her husband: the boss suddenly had something to do and didn't go to Beijing for a meeting.

Husband calls his lover: if his wife doesn't leave, let's talk about it next time.

The lover called the tutor: classes will be held as usual these days! ! !

The student called grandpa: Teacher 555 said there would be classes as usual these days.

Grandpa called his secretary: Let's go to Beijing, you are ready. ..........