You are only in your twenties, so it is normal not to meet the person you like. You'll find it later, maybe not.
My mother likes playing mahjong, and then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me, because she suddenly felt that hitting me was more interesting.
My mother saw a few white hairs on my head and touched them with distress. She said that playing with mobile phones is very brain-consuming. So young, I have long white hair.
5. I was playing in the swimming pool and suddenly wanted to fart. I couldn't hold back, and a bunch of bubbles came out behind me. The little girl next to her cried and said, "Mom, run! The water is boiling!" " "
6. My mother is so funny that she told me not to show off my wealth outside. I said you really don't know my financial situation. If you know my financial situation, you should tell me not to commit a crime.
Seven. If you are ugly, you should read more books. Anyway, you are so ugly, and no one asked you out.
8. As soon as the students met at the beginning of school, they shared their experiences with me. They said: not doing summer homework is just a beating, but they are very happy throughout the holiday and it is worth it!
9. When someone speaks ill of you behind your back, there are often many people who will join in, so you don't have to pay attention, because shit is destined to be United and friendly with shit.
10. He Shengliang, born with Yu; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?
1 1. Everyone doesn't know what's wrong. I have to say, I can eat by my face. I tried, but I really couldn't. After all, people have to eat by mouth!
Twelve. My son came home trembling: "Dad, I only got 60 points in the exam today." Dad is very angry: "Don't call me dad next time you fail the exam!" " "The next day, my son came back:" I'm sorry, brother! " "
The current network often gives me the illusion that people all over the world are rich, but I don't.
Fourteen. I used to think that I couldn't find a handsome husband because of a handsome playboy; Now that I am mature, I feel that I can't find the ugly ones, because the ugly ones are not only gaudy, but also ugly.
15. In my lifetime, I hope people will humiliate me with these three sentences: "Being handsome is great." "Don't you just have a little stinky money?" "It's good to find a good wife?" I wish I could end up like this!
16. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.
17. Draw a lucky sign and open it. The first two words are "born early ...". When I thought I was married, I must have given birth to a son very early. After I was filled with joy, I found that the last two words were "Fahua".
18. The wife wants to drive her husband out of the house and go to the kitchen to get her husband a bowl. Husband is puzzled: "Why do you want to bring me a bowl?" The wife sneered: "Because the bowl is very important, it can hold money or rice ..."
Nineteen. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You're caught in the middle. It's ugly. Me: Why did you get me pregnant? I am still a college student. You ruined my future and affected my life! Aunt in the canteen said: your uncle TM kneels every day and asks me to give you more meat. You are fat. How dare you tell me?
2 1. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called "I want to die but dare not."
22. When you feel lonely, watch a ghost movie, and then you will feel someone behind you, someone on the ceiling, someone under the bed, someone in the kitchen, someone in the bathroom ... you won't be lonely soon.
23. The gap between ideal and reality is that "I want to have a home" in the past, but now "I hope I won't be driven out by the landlord".
24. Since I got married, my wife has paid more and more attention to me, especially my work. When I first got married, my wife asked me about my work at most once a month. It's different now. My wife asked me seven or eight times a month, "Why hasn't my salary been paid this month?"