There is a question that has been bothering me for many years: "Please pay attention to reversing" or "Please pay attention to reversing"?
3. The person who has seen the best X is the cyclist who scolded the driver of the big truck: "Are you fucking dying?"
4. What TV says is: I'll give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.
5. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is for breathing, and "inhale" is for breathing.
6. For the annual bill, when you find that others spend more on one expenditure than your annual salary, you will know who to borrow money from in the new year.
7. Every time someone gives me a red envelope during the Chinese New Year, I have to push it around. In fact, I am really afraid that such a push will really push it away.
Don't take photos with your girlfriend or wife's mobile phone, you will be surprised by your sudden big face.
Whenever life knocks me down, I won't cheer up immediately. I usually just lie there and take a nap.
10. Names are really important. Liu Haoran sounds like I secretly fell in love with the first grade in the class next door, but Liu Yuan is different. Liu Yuan is the deskmate who wants to have sex with me, and her grades are OK. She will help me with my homework and buy breakfast milk.
Eleven. I went to the hospital with a fever. The doctor touched my forehead, touched it with his other hand and said, "It's really warm."
Twelve. Once someone misses it, it's fucking thank goodness, gongs and drums are loud and firecrackers are ringing.
Thirteen. Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you can use it to make sentences." Xiaoming: "Since you asked me to make a sentence, I will make one."
Fourteen. "What does it feel like to declare success?" He finally went blind. He finally went blind. He finally went blind.
15. Today, the bride's family was unhappy and said we did it.
Ten wedding cars gleamed irregularly in pairs.
On the eve of the exam, Xiao Wang was under too much pressure and dizzy. When he went to the hospital to register, the nurse asked him: What subject do you want to hang? Xiao Wang: It is impossible to fail. I won't fail if I die here today.
17. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.
18. God is fair. Although he shortened you, he raised your hairline.