The theme of this play is "Pirates". Specially imitated a famous pirated movie (* _ _ *)
Prelude:
Grey Wolf was captured by King Ma for treason, and met the first mate of Black Pearl of the Wolf clan, who was already the captain of the looting in Malaysia. Know that the black pearl is sealed in a wine bottle. So, after all kinds of hardships, Grey Wolf quickly escaped from the land of King Ma and made great efforts to unseal the black pearl. But the toy came back to life, so the wolf was forced to go to the ends of the earth to find a god spring that could control the toy. But Big Wolf is not "lonely". Yangcun, Malaysia and the Wolf clan all sent ships to look for Shenquan. Of course, there was a big battle in the end.
Reason:
20 14 Many toys come back to life and attack animals. It seems to be very similar to the situation a thousand years ago. It turns out that Gray doesn't care about toys, and many toys are thrown away by him. So the toys were angry with him and began to fight back. "Be a pirate, not a navy."
Steve jobs
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The first chapter-set foot on the journey
Big Fat Sheep School:
Slow sheep:
Pleasant goat, look at this paragraph.
Pleasant goat:
Yes, village chief!
10 14 years, toys came back to life and attacked qingqing grasslands. In order to save qingqing grasslands, Smarc sailed to the end of the world, looking for a god spring that could control toys.
Slow sheep:
Yes, Shenquan erupts every 1000 years. When it breaks out, the toy will revive once it is stimulated.
Sheep:
Ah!
Pleasant goat:
Look, the crutches are moving again!
Smarc:
Play with; Playing with ... toys are alive! Go to Shenquan!
Pleasant goat:
Mom and dad.
Slow sheep:
So, I brought you a ship that can go to the end of the world-"Starship" CNN Enterprise!
Boiling sheep:
Wow, it's a starship! !
Slow sheep:
Old! The pronunciation is all wrong! It's the new ship CNN Enterprise!
Sheep:
I feel dizzy.
Slow sheep:
Ok, let me introduce the "new ship" CNN enterprise to you.
Boiling sheep:
Can we stop talking about new ships?
Slow sheep:
All right! Please have a look-
Sheep:
Wow?
Ah! ! Madam, madam, madam, madam is broken.
Slow sheep:
Make do with it!
Get in the water! Oh, yes: aren't we going to smash champagne at the bow before launching? Pleasant goat, give me champagne quickly!
Pleasant goat:
Yes!
Slow sheep:
Look at me.-Yeah!
Wow? Ah!
The ship was smashed into a big hole.
Sheep:
foolish
Slow sheep:
Look at me, and I'll make it up-
Haha, it's over!
Meiyangyang:
This ship is so ugly!
Boiling sheep:
I'm sure it won't drive fast.
Pleasant goat:
Yes, what time is it? Sail!
Slow sheep:
Just use it! Let's hit the road!
Sheep:
Yeah! Chapter 2-Embarking on the Journey 2
Wolfsburg:
Grey wolf:
Wife, son, I'm back!
Hong Tailang:
(thrown out of the pot)
Why don't you let this thing pull back and a big boat won't catch sheep?
Gray gray:
Salty. Oh, yes. Mom, you haven't bought salt yet!
Big Wolf, Kotaro:
(dizzy)
Grey wolf:
Let me introduce my newly invented grey horse and pirate costume.
(Holding a pointer)
Look: Mrs. Gray has ears on her head, eyes below, mouth below, ... and then. ...
Hong Tailang:
(thrown out of the pot) Nonsense!
Grey wolf:
His ears can hear in all directions, his eyes are clairvoyant, he can send out 99999999999999 decibel distress signal, his legs can ... his feet can. ...
Kotaro, gray:
(sleeping)
Grey wolf:
Also: the pirate suit I invented is equipped with a lightsaber and a pirate gun. A lightsaber can cut everything. There will be a lot of smoke when the pirate gun fires.
Hong Tailang:
Yeah, not bad. But why is one missing?
Grey wolf:
It's ... it's ... it's because I really don't know what a female pirate's costume looks like, so you can wear this one!
Hong Tailang:
(Throwing out of the pot) How can you wear such bad clothes to meet people?
Oh, yes, it took a long time. I forgot why you said that.
Grey wolf:
Because we are going to find a god spring that can control toys.
Hong Tailang:
Why?
Grey wolf:
Because toys are alive!
Hong Tailang:
Ah!
So this ship is-
Grey wolf:
It is the black pearl, the "ghost boat" of our wolf clan, and the fastest boat on the green grassland!
Gray gray:
Dad, set sail! Set sail!
Grey wolf:
All right, son, let's set sail! Chapter III Sailing 1
Wolfsburg:
Grey wolf:
Recruit crew! Recruit crew!
Hong Tailang:
(thrown out of the pot)
Grey Wolf: What are you yelling about at home? You woke up gray.
Gray gray:
Go back to the house and pretend to sleep.
Grey wolf:
Honey, it's all because I can't do the right thing, and I've brought his wife and son into trouble. ah ...
Hong Tailang:
Actually, it's my fault, too I can't protect my family, and I don't support your business.
Gray gray:
Run out of the bedroom
Stop it, dad. Why don't you just let your relatives on board?
Grey wolf:
Proud to say
Not the kui is the son of my wolf, who inherited my clever mind!
Hong Tailang:
(thrown out of the pot)
Go now!
Grey wolf:
(to himself)
Sigh-since I went to the dragon world, I have been taught kung fu by the little dragon who can change color, which not only hurts me more. And turned into a chameleon, 1 sec changed face.
Hong Tailang:
How dare you call me a chameleon? I am so angry! ! !
Throw it out of the pot and beat the big wolf away.
Grey wolf:
Ah-
Gray gray:
Dad flew again!
In an hour.
Wolfsburg:
Grey wolf:
Honey, the wolf is coming!
(to wolves)
Do you know where we are going?
Night wolf:
I want to ask you something.
Grey wolf:
fall into a faint
Well, I'll tell you: we're going to the ends of the earth to find the divine spring.
Seven wolves:
oh
Grey wolf:
Because toys are alive!
Seven wolves:
oh
Grey wolf:
Controlling the fountain is controlling the toy.
Seven wolves:
oh
Grey wolf:
So that we can order toys to attack Yangcun.
Seven wolves:
oh
Grey wolf:
So we can eat sheep.
Seven wolves:
Oh okay, sheep? (⊙o⊙) Wow! ! ! Eat sheep! ! !
Grey wolf:
I know eating sheep is tasteless!
Seven wolves:
Hmm?
Grey wolf:
I said sail!
Seven wolves:
All right!
Cousin Cang Lang the Night Wolf:
Oh, yes. Such a dangerous task certainly needs a strong wolf like me to be the captain.
Grey wolf:
Hmm. A captain should not rely on brute force, but also have a smart mind. So, of course, the captain is the heroic and great grey wolf king.
Hong Tailang:
(thrown out of the pot)
What?
Grey wolf:
I'm talking about the captain, of course, the wife of the heroic and great grey wolf!
Hong Tailang:
That's more like it.
Big JIU, Big Wolf with two forks:
Wolf, it's been days. Changed into a cow?
Speaking of the captain, of course, there must be a weapon to pull the wind.
Double-edged Wolf, Uncle Grey Wolf:
Right, right!
Baiwenhang Uncle Cang Lang:
What's the use of weapons alone? Look at my ABS!
The Boxer Wolf's uncle:
What are your little muscles? Look at my muscles. Look, how strong!
Mrs. Grey Wolf, Uncle Grey Wolf:
Grey Wolf is right! The captain doesn't have to rely on brute force, but also has dexterity. Who is the cleverest? Who is the best? Do you still want to ask? Of course it's me!
Grey wolf:
Uncle, you pirate! ! !
Wizard Wolf, Grey Wolf, Uncle:
Your second uncle is always a pirate, so let me be a pirate!
Hong Tailang:
Stop. ! ! This boat belongs to our family, so-
Grey wolf:
I'm the captain!
Seven wolves:
this ...
Grey wolf:
From now on, everyone will call me Captain Gray!
Hong Tailang:
I'll make you captain this time.
Night wolf:
Captain Gray, let me be the first mate!
Seven wolves:
I will, I will!
Hong Tailang:
Then draw lots!
1 min later
Gray gray:
it is me
Everyone:
fall into a faint
Grey wolf:
I declare: The Black Pearl sails!
Seven wolves:
Yes! Advertisement: Coca-Cola, shake it and have a surprise!
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The fourth chapter set sail 2
Enterprise number:
Boiling sheep:
How long have we been on this sunken ship?
Pleasant goat:
It's been a month.
Alas, it is so boring!
Boiling sheep:
Yes!
Black Pearl: (only 10 meter away from the enterprise)
Wolf soldier a: (remember, mention it many times in the future! )
Wolf soldier A is fishing ... Captain Gray, there are sheep!
Wolf soldier b: (same as above, mentioned many times later. )
Wolf soldier b basks in the sun ... sheep! ! !
Grey wolf:
Hmm?
Wow!
Order the fire sword and gun to be ready!
Enterprise number:
Pleasant Goat: Pleasant Goat and Boiling Goat are playing baseball.
Boiling sheep, catch the ball!
Boiling sheep:
Look at me!
Huh? Pleasant goat, the ball has dropped! Ah! ! !
Pleasant goat:
What happened? Ah! ! !
Pleasant goat and boiling goat:
Grey wolf! ! !
Slow sheep:
Huh?
Get the laser cannon ready to launch!
Pleasant goat:
Yes!
Grey wolf:
Happy goat, it's you again!
Pleasant goat:
Wolf, I won't let you take any sheep!
Grey wolf:
You're right. Can you do it?
Pleasant goat:
Then I will fight to the death! Take out a lightsaber
Grey wolf:
Hum, bite off more than one can chew! Take out the laser sword
Fuoco!
Pleasant goat:
Fuoco!
The two armies confronted each other and made a mess. Introduce two new characters: Le Yang Yang and Blue Wolf.
Leyangyang Information: Name: Leyangyang sideline: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, deputy director of Year of the Horse Adventure.
Age: Half a year younger than Pleasant Goat.
Favorite things: sunflower, bell, firefly, glass sheep.
Personality: eccentric, typical four-sided, cold, cute, open-minded and naive.
The person I fear most: Meiyangyang
Good at: magic
Features: long daze; You can stare at fireflies all night, which makes people collapse and creepy.
Idiom: Hey, some people are innocent.
Blue Wolf Information: Name: Blue Wolf Sideline: Adventure Director of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf in the Year of the Horse.
Age: 5 months younger than Big Wolf, and he is the fifth brother of Big Wolf.
Favorite things: celery, ion balls, sharks and inflatable dolphins.
Personality: interesting (if that counts)
The person I fear most: Big Wolf.
Good at: swimming
Features: super funny
Idiom: how come it happens every time! Chapter 5-Naval Battle 1
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Grey wolf:
Is the lamb delicious? But I have a secret weapon! Watch me fuck the Kunyi laser cannon!
Slow sheep:
Huh?
Ah!
Sheep:
Ah!
Blue Wolf:
Slow sheep, you shouted 0.0000000 1 second earlier. Remake!
Slow sheep:
this ...
Grey wolf:
Uh, okay, okay, let's do it again. Anyway, I can sink you.
Blue Wolf:
Three, two, one, action.
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Grey wolf:
Is the lamb delicious? But I have a secret weapon! Watch me fuck the Kunyi laser cannon!
Slow sheep:
Huh?
Sheep:
Ah!
My waist!
Happy:
Slow sheep, you shout again, reshoot!
Slow sheep:
It's really hard to make movies these days!
Blue Wolf:
Remake, remake, remake!
Grey wolf:
Is the lamb delicious? But I have a secret weapon! Watch me fuck the Kunyi laser cannon!
Slow sheep:
Huh?
Sheep:
Ah!
Run!
Boiling sheep:
Village head, the ship is sinking!
Oh, no. It sank!
Except slow sheep:
Ah!
Blue Wolf:
It's not heavy
Sheep:
?
Happy:
It took your boat two minutes to sink.
Sheep:
~~~
Blue Wolf:
Come on, keep shooting!
Slow sheep:
We still have a magic weapon!
Boiling sheep:
Oh?
Slow sheep:
Hybrid rocket launcher!
To say this hybrid rocket launcher, it is the originator of Gankun laser cannon!
Grey wolf:
Not together, together! ! !
Pleasant goat:
Are you afraid, Wolf?
Village head, use it quickly!
Slow sheep:
All right! Look at my rocket launcher!
Huh? Why didn't the rocket launch?
Pleasant goat:
Village head, look.
Slow sheep:
Huh? Big Fat Sheep Arsenal Imitation Edition! ? So I educate everyone to buy genuine products!
Boiling sheep:
Village head, we can't hold on any longer. Get out of here!
Jonie:
Village head, if we don't retreat, I'm afraid-
Pleasant goat:
(Cover Jonie's mouth)
Stop it!
The ship is sinking.
Jonie:-I mean, if we don't retreat, I'm afraid we will sink.
Sheep:
Ah!
Lazy sheep:
I don't want to be a fish!
Meiyangyang:
Me too! Chapter 6-Naval Battle 2
I'm very sorry, there was a logical error at the beginning, and I have changed it. In addition, I changed the naval battle 1.
Last time, it was said that the magic weapon of the sheep family was actually fake, which made the enterprise sink by the wolf. Can sheep save the world?
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Summary of potential customers:
The ship is sinking.
Sheep:
Ah!
Lazy sheep:
I don't want to be a fish!
Meiyangyang:
Me too!
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Slow sheep:
Don't panic, we still have a magic weapon!
Pleasant goat:
Village head, stop it and use it.
Slow sheep:
You tell me?
Grey wolf:
Let me help you, Gan Kun. Use the laser gun!
Sheep:
Help!
I saw that the laser hit the waters in front of the Enterprise, and the Enterprise was pushed up by the strong current.
Slow sheep:
Great! Hang in there, everybody!
Pleasant goat:
Haha, thanks a lot, Wolf.
Grey wolf:
I am so angry! ! ! How did you call?
Happy:
I'm very sorry, but the plot needs ...
Grey wolf:
Arrest Le Yang Yang!
Wolf soldier a and wolf soldier b:
Yes, captain.
Happy:
Let me go, or I'll let Blue Wolf deduct your salary.
Blue Wolf (to the sheep):
Yes, deduct your salary!
Sheep:
What?
Boiling sheep (to Pleasant Goat) whispered:
Pleasant goat, get ready to move!
Pleasant goat:
Hmm.
Blue Wolf:
What ... what? ...
Boiling sheep:
Pleasant goat, go!
Pleasant Goat and Boiling Goat put bags on Blue Wolf.
Slow sheep:
Show one's teeth
Hee hee, I dare you to deduct my salary.
Blue Wolf:
In the bag.
Le Yang Yang seems to let me deduct the salary of Grey Wolf ... What a grievance ~ ~
Hong Tailang:
Honey, what should I do? The sheep's boat is floating.
Grey wolf:
Don't be afraid, I have transformed the Black Pearl into a spaceship-the wolves are at your command! Black Pearl, take off!
Wolf:
Yes!
Jonie:
Village head, look! The Black Pearl is flying!
Slow sheep:
Haha, our enterprise can also fly.
Please welcome the real starship-Enterprise!
Boiling sheep:
It can't be a new ship.
Slow sheep:
How is that possible?
This is my latest starship.
Pleasant goat:
Pointing at the sky
Wow! okay ...
Slow sheep:
It's cool, right?
Pleasant goat:
No, I mean this starship looks like a Wolfsburg ship!
Boiling sheep:
Yes! There is a big hole in the champagne bottle?
Slow sheep:
This ..... Don't worry, this ship is absolutely top quality!
Ok, let's get on the boat. ...
Grey wolf:
Hum, they were all designed by me, and they are still out of date. Eat me first!
Slow sheep:
Boiling sheep, control the spacecraft to fly into space to avoid it!
Sheep:
Yes, village chief.
Grey wolf:
Want to escape? No way! Close all the doors and fly into space!
Wolf soldier armor:
Didn't you just say there was nothing you could do?
Night wolf:
Yes, cousin.
Grey wolf:
..... piss me off!
Run to the night wolf's console.
I'll turn it off myself! ……
Wolf listens: fly into space!
Wolf:
Yes! Captain.
Chapter 7-Star Wars in Space 1
Scene summary:
Grey wolf:
..... piss me off.
Run to the night wolf's console.
I'll turn it off myself! ……
Wolf listens: fly into space!
Wolf:
Yes! Captain.
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space
Meiyangyang:
Wow! space
Boiling sheep:
That's-
Pleasant goat:
Too-
Slow sheep:
It's so beautiful ~
Beautiful sheep, boiling sheep, pleasant goat:
Village head, what a pity! ! !
Slow sheep:
Huh? (looking at space) What's going on?
Black pearl:
Gray gray:
Dad, look at space. ...
Grey wolf:
Haha, isn't it spectacular? Oh, no! I remember that space is not like this in the big movie 3!
Hong Tailang:
Yeah, what happened?
Grey wolf:
No, I can ask my newly invented electronic voice assistant: Fiona Fang!
Wolf:
Fiona Fang?
Grey wolf:
Fiona Fang, what do you think?
Fiona Fang:
Your majesty, there must be something wrong!
Wolf: dizzy
Fiona Fang:
This has just ended a battle, and the wreckage of the starship is everywhere.
Wolf:
You tell me!
space
Ma Wang:
I can't believe you know, huh?
Wolf:
It doesn't matter!
Sheep:
Ha ha ha ha!
Ma Wang:
What is 1+ 1?
Pleasant goat:
Anything else to say? Two, of course!
Ma Wang:
You know too much, hum, it seems that we can only kill you all!
Sheep:
It doesn't matter!
Wolf:
Ha ha ha ha!
Pleasant goat:
Cang Lang, don't be proud! "You" also represents you.
Grey wolf:
Huh? No, we're not ready to fight ... Come on-open the wormhole and run! ! !
Slow sheep:
Pleasant Goat, our single starship can't compete with Marwan and others. Follow the wolf and them into the wormhole!
Sheep:
All right!
Run for your life
Hong Tailang:
Honey, where is this?
This is the "escape from the world" I invented when I went to the toilet. The escape world is dedicated to escape. No one can go in except us!
Pleasant goat:
Oh? Mr. Grey Wolf, right?
Grey wolf:
Ah, ah, ah. How did you get in? What are you doing?
Pleasant goat:
Follow your ass and you can come in!
Grey wolf:
Huh? ..... indeed, I also want to forget to stop others from entering like this. ...
Hong Tailang:
(Take out the pot and hit the wolf)
What?
Grey wolf:
Honey, I'm sorry!
Oh, by the way, what are you going to do?
Pleasant goat:
Peace talks.
Grey wolf:
I'm not afraid of those little Bos.
Slow sheep:
What? According to reliable sources, the real big BOS is not a toy, but a horse king!
Wolf soldier a and wolf soldier b:
UH huh? Finally, big Bos? -Too weak.
Blue Wolf:
What? Ma just defeated the toy, and most of the troops have come back.
Happy:
So the fleet you just met only accounts for a few hundred percent of all Ma Wang's troops!
Seven wolves:
Huh? How terrible!
Hurry up and unite!
Slow sheep:
Great!
Grey wolf:
Hey, hey, wait!
Hong Tailang:
Come on, let's unite! This is the annual Wolf-Sheep Alliance!
Grey wolf:
Well, since the wife and adults have spoken. Then unite!
Gray gray:
All right, all right! Joint fleet!
Grey wolf:
But listen, why are you so embarrassed?
Boiling sheep:
Of course it's embarrassing. How can two starships be called fleets?
Jonie:
Let's call it the Wolf-Sheep Alliance!
Gray gray:
Okay, okay.
Grey wolf:
Ok, Fiona Fang, give us more ammunition quickly!
Fiona Fang:
Yes, your majesty!
If nothing else, please praise what you want to see.