Classic lines of growing pains

Mike: My interest in a girl is not based on her beauty. Carol: Yes, they must be stupid. When she went to Mike's school for a dance, Ben fled to a small restaurant to play. Old man: Hey, why is this beef not as tender as it was last week? ! Female boss: Don't be ridiculous, this meat is from last week! ! Mike is going to go skiing with Bona and Eddie, but he is worried that Jason won't let him go because he didn't do well in the exam. At this time, Eddie comforted him and said, "Mike, if you want to rank first, you may not fall behind!" " Mike suddenly realized, "Yes, especially Boner ~" Our lovely idiot Boner pushed up the big sunglasses for skiing and said sincerely with a sunny and silly smile, "I will try my best to help ~" In order to buy a birthday present for my dear father Jason, who is short of money, I saw religious programs on TV teaching people that as long as he prayed to the Lord, God would give people everything they wanted. So Ben knelt down and prayed to God to make him rich, but Mike told him that God was useless on this issue. As a result, the doorbell rang and the lovely Ben skipped to open the door. An old lady at the door was holding a piggy bank and said kindly, "Donate money to the poor ~". Ben took the piggy bank without thinking, said "thank you", closed the door, waited for a while and looked at Mike for a few seconds ... Mike knelt down excitedly. Jason: Honey, I can't play without a light. Meggie: But I can. The audience was silent for a long time and suddenly laughed. Jason asked Mike to tidy the room. Mike: Dad, my room is my world. Jason: It stinks that day! During pregnancy, Mike tricked Ben into giving up his room for his future sister. I didn't want to live in the living room, but I read the newspaper and said I wanted to go out and rent a place to live. . Jason: "What about your monthly rent? Ben: "The newspaper says I can pay the rent for the first month, so I'm going to move once a month." "Bona hid the recorded voice in his pocket under the liquid, and Jason said," Hey Bona, your voice is coming from your armpit! LUCK wanted to go home late, so he asked Mike to help him plead with his parents and said to Mike,' Help me, you know, last year, you convinced them that you didn't send out a report to protect trees. Carol: Kate doesn't eat anything with a face. I cut off Kate. Are you sure there is no meat? Dewart: Mike taught Ben to do bad things with a bottle of wine the size of a pig's head. In order to escape Jason's lesson, Ben hid in Mike's room upstairs in the garage. As a result, Jason arrived. Ben frantically searched for the exit and asked Mike, "Is there another exit?" "Oh, dear, dear!" Mike thought for a moment, opened the toilet door and looked at the toilet meaningfully. Teacher: Why ~ ~ ~ These people ~ ~ abandoned everything ~ ~ and kept ~ ~ moving to the west ~ ~ (speaking and acting) ................................................................................................................................ Bones: Because you will fall into the sea if you go east? Teacher: Bones, if I call you again, will you hit me? Bones nodded innocently ... Jason: Hey! He just killed a dog ... Maggie: But he webbed four times! Also, I, Mike, was going to the dance, but he couldn't dance, so I asked Maggie to teach him. Then Maggie was trampled to death, so I asked Carol and Mike to practice dancing together. When Carol refused, Mike said, "Sister Saint Carol sylvain! Oh no, holy Sister Carol Seaver! Oh no, Carol's sister Saint-Cyr Wei! " Carol: Oh, come on, I'd rather dance with you than listen to this! Jason came into the house with a big plate of roast pigs: "Make way for the big pigs!" " "Maggie followed him into the house with food. Mike smirked: "mom, what did dad call you just now?" Mike: Those activities are fishing, picnicking, anti-tradition and bird watching. Maggie: Wait, what did you say before the picnic? Ben: Jason and Michael want to talk to Mike and say, "Carol, Ben, go away first, and let's talk about adults." Ben left consciously, but Carol didn't. Mike said, nerd, what I want to tell you is that the standard of adults is not measured by weight, so please ... As a result, after Carol left, Michael shouted. Naturally, I shouted and couldn't hear anything. Carol said, why do I have a brother like you? Mike was sitting in the car with a woman. He asked her. Has anyone ever told you that you are humorous? A woman's answer. Without Mike, there would be no First Blood Jason: Children come to learn to play ice hockey for fun, not to be as desperate as you! Coach: (with a heavy expression) That's how Vietnam was lost! Ripples of life Ben: I hate this minute hand, I hate this second hand, I hate your face! (pointing to Mike) Mike: OK, then I'll make you hate it enough. Ben: I hate it when people older than me hit me. I hate pain! Mike: Are you sure you won't talk to me again? Ben: Yes. Mike: You did. Ben: Not this time. Mike: You said it again. Hey hey Ben: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Career Jason: If you don't want me to go, just say so. Maggie: You can't go. Jason: (rolling) Ah! Jesus Christ. What's going on? "Like father, like son" Maggie asked everyone to draw lots to decide what to clean up. Chris: I will draw one and play games with the doll. Carol: Wait, she can't read! Chris: Oh, yes ... "Past dreams" Grandpa: Don't move, say it! Ben: Say what? (Looking back) Grandpa Ed! Grandpa: Are you happy to see me? Ben: Happy. Grandpa: Are you excited to see me? Ben: Excited. Grandpa: Can I borrow 10 yuan? Ben: Who are you? Grandpa: If those are my children, I will take them back, put them in the trunk, put them in the cellar, and keep them awake without eating! Grandma: So you are a loving father. Maggie: Part of me really wants me to take them back, put them in the trunk, put them in the cellar, and not give them food to wake them up! Jason: This part must have been handed down to you by that stubborn old man. Grandpa: Kyle, go back to your room! Maggie: Dad, only parents can say such things to their children. Grandpa: All right, Margaret, go back to your room! Carlo: Why don't you come and we'll lose (baseball game) Ben: Because we're all idiots pretending to be elegant Mike: She can speak three languages. Carol: She has three more than you. Save the Home: Boner: Watch TV? There is no one at home, and the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is just watching TV? Mike: (turning on the TV) The program has already started. (turns Bona's head to the TV) Bona: (dumbfounded) How many fashions have you finished? Ben: Hey, maybe someone sneaked in to make a phone call! Mike (with an incredible face): Sneaking in 67 times? Mike: Hey, Luke, it's actually my fault that you got kicked out. Luke: No, it's not like that. Mike: Huh? Luke: This is all your fault! & lt Mike: Hey, do you want to wake Ben up? Carol: Wake him up and ask him why he can't sleep. High, Mike, high!