The clever monkey came up with an idea for everyone to tell a joke. If the joke doesn't make everyone laugh, he must throw the speaker into the water.
So we began to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, followed by the monkey and the chicken. . .
The cat tried to tell a joke, and everyone laughed except the pig. But the animals had to throw the cat into the water.
The monkey's jokes make people laugh their heads off, but the pig still doesn't laugh, and the monkey has to feed the fish.
Chickens are afraid, even the cleverest monkeys can't escape this fate. . .
Unexpectedly, the pig smiled at this time, and all the animals said strangely, why did you laugh before the chicken spoke?
The pig said, the cat joke is really funny. . .
2. I said that day, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig." So from now on, I will call you "pig"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "
On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, you were besieged by a group of wild boar. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried: Brother, we found you!
A bird and a pig are on the plane. The bird said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also said, "Give me a glass of water". After a while, the bird said, "Give me something to eat", and the pig followed suit. The stewardess was very unhappy and threw them down. Then the bird said to the pig, "You are so stupid, I can fly."