2. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a must, and you must take it.
When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!
After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.
5. I practiced reversing into the warehouse two days ago, but I couldn't get in left and right. Finally, the coach said, "Come on, get off! Let's go in! "
6. Teacher: "Multi-digit subtraction, when the low digits are not reduced enough, borrow from the high digits." The student raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, what should I do if I don't borrow high figures?" Teacher: "You go out."
7. Get up every morning, not by the alarm clock and dreams, but by holding back the urine all night.
8. Sometimes I am as optimistic as a fart, always thinking that I can shake the earth.
9. Wife: Didn't you say that I was your world before marriage? Why are you looking for another woman now? Dave: Yes. That's because my knowledge of geography is rich.
10. I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than me in everything.
1 1. A medical student asked the librarian, "Are there any latest books and periodicals on anatomy?" "Anatomy is even more advanced. Have there been any new changes in human bones in recent years? "
12. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
13. I have worked for 5 years and have some savings in my hand. I plan to change trains recently. Comparing Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Land Rover and Rolls-Royce carefully, I think Mercedes-Benz's interior is more luxurious, BMW's appearance is tougher, Land Rover is more domineering and Rolls-Royce is more dazzling. Finally, I decided to buy Wuling Hong Guang.
14. If a man calls you back after playing a game, remember that this kind of person is a pit and never play with him.
15. On my birthday, I sent a message to my mother saying: Thank you for giving birth to me! My mother said: What? How do you say this? I said, well, today is my birthday, mom ... My mom said, Oh, hahaha, you're welcome! Live for fun.
16. You: The salary is spent as fast as a tornado, the holiday passes as fast as a tornado, and the hair falls as fast as a tornado. No love.
17. Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow.
18. I once saw a beggar on the roadside and gave him two yuan. I went to the bank to deposit money in the afternoon and met him again. He saved 5 thousand and I saved 1 thousand. In the street, whenever a beggar shakes me with money in a bowl, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me. ...
19. My father looked at Joe's report card and showed an angry expression: poor English; French-poor; Math-medium. Joe Mambo: I know the result is not satisfactory. But did you see that? Health.-Very good.
20. Why do you think the teacher wants to invite parents, a person who has never even educated minors, and wants to educate adults?
2 1. Online dating is good online dating. You have to believe who I am. If I don't steal pictures, do you still have a chance to fall in love with such a beautiful girl in your life?
22. If your monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan, but you want to buy a house of 140 square meters and a luxury car worth millions, then we will set him a small goal, such as living to 200 years old and then borrowing it for 500 years.
23. I don't even want to set a password for my bank card now. It's tiring to think about protecting my two-digit savings with six figures.
24. If you feel sick, don't check on Baidu. I want to make a will every time I check out.
25. What immoral methods did your parents use to prevent you from puppy love? Gave me this face!