Anyone who has ancient prose about greed, had better make up a story for me. urgent

Officials are the greediest. One day, two people were arrested for making dysprosium, and the plaintiff gave fifty gold. When the defendant heard about it, he paid double the bribe. The trial, regardless of the reason, draws lots to beat the plaintiff. The plaintiff will make a gesture of counting to five and say, "Small is reasonable." The official also replied with his hand: "Slave, you are right." He shook his hand and said, "He is more reasonable than you."

When an official was born, the official number was heard to belong to the mouse, so it was the birthday girl of casting gold and casting mice. The official was very happy and said, "Do you know grandma's birthday is just around the corner?" The official said, "I don't know. Whose is this?" The official said: "I am one year old and was born in the ugly year."

After the new official took office, he asked Xu Li, "What is the correct way to be an official?" The official said,' one year should be clear, two and a half years should be clear, and three years should be mixed.' The official sighed:' Teach me how to endure for three years!

There is a couplet hanging in the hall of a county magistrate swearing: "If you get a penny, the devil takes the hindmost;" Listen to a feeling, thieves and prostitutes. "However, there are many people who feed gold silks, and they have all accepted them. And if you want to say anything, you must be partial. There is a saying, "It's all wet! Don't you see what the church union wants? The monk said, "I haven't lost my ambition. What you get is not a penny, and what you hear is not a sentiment. "

Wang Rongnv is suitable for Pei Wei and has tens of thousands of goods. It is a relief for a woman to come home, but she doesn't say anything about it and pays back the money.