What are the most spoof words?

1. "May I ask you the way? 」

"Have you got there? 」

"Go to your heart. 」

2. "Can I borrow a dollar from you? 」

"Why? 」

"I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams." Or "I want to call your mother and thank her."

3. "Is your father a thief? 」

"No."

"Then how can he steal the bright stars and put them in your eyes? If they answer you "yes", you should be prepared.

4. "You are so warm, even the plastic in my underwear has been melted by you."

5. "Your legs must be very tired, right? 」

"Why? 」

"Because you've been running around in my head all day."

6. (Look at his/her clothes label. When they say, "What are you doing?" Answer "just to see if you are made in heaven."

Or "just want to see if you are my number."

7. "Sorry, I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours? 」

8. "I hope you know CPR, because you are so beautiful that I can't breathe."

9. "Miss, please give it back to me! 」

"what! 」

"My heart, you took it away with your eyes! 」

10. "There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. "

1 1. "I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me? 」

12. "It's really raining today."

"yes! 」

"That's because God is drooling over you."

13. "If I can rearrange English letters, I will put U and I together."

14. "Sorry, I'm an artist. Staring at beautiful women is my job. "

15. "Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world."

"Why not the first one? 」

"With you, I am the happiest person! 」