1: In the cold winter morning, you struggled to paddle, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and impressive diving in the swimming pool! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "
There is nothing to worry about online. Chatting can solve my worries. Suddenly I saw a beautiful girl waving, nodding, closing other windows, and finally talking about an old man in the north, disgusting!
3. I sat in the hall before the Qing Dynasty, with the Beiyang Army carrying a gun; Wuchang city was abolished, and the Northern Expedition helped. Nanchang peripheral injury; Long March over the wall, stealing sheep in the anti-Japanese war behind enemy lines; Who can be better than me?
A farmer's daughter is so ugly that he has to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.
5: I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. I was also sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't doubt. I'm worried about writing it. I'm afraid you didn't mean it.
When can we go back to see our school and our past together? Autumn leaves blew away the promise made by the wind, making the spoony tree wait for a winter! I love this sentence! It's better to have regrets than no regrets.
7: Dear! What I miss most when I ride my bike uphill is the motivation you gave me. I have you in the back seat of my car, and going uphill is full of pleasure, as long as you fart!
I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose a deep discount, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"!
9: In the cold winter morning, you strode in the swimming pool, breaststroke, backstroke, butterfly, freestyle and impressive diving! The old man on the shore was anxious: "I'm going to have an exam!" You drank up the cesspool and didn't let me farm! "
10: What's the matter? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner was killed!
1 1: In the past, I only knew that piggy can hum when he can't talk, but then I met you, and I realized that you can hum better than piggy. I'm talking about you, and you're still humming!
12: The monotonous and busy life day after day sometimes makes people forget their existence. It's easy to find a hammer on your thumb at this time. ...
13: A cricket and a pig bet that I jumped into the grass and you couldn't see me. The pig said, how can I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching?
14: mobile phone maintenance experience: 1 often washed with distilled water. Use ice water to cool when charging. Sterilize in microwave oven regularly. 4 block the receiver to prevent dust.
15: If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I were a car and you were a driver, would you drive me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely take yours.
16: I want to turn into a big tree to shelter you from the wind and rain, but you cut it into pieces to make a fire; I like making wings to take you to heaven, but you just made KFC spicy chicken wings with a torch!
17: Online time is too long, please pay attention to eye hygiene. Do as I say: Please turn your head 360 degrees, bite your ears with your teeth and aim your eyes 20 times.
18: Your Excellency: Poor economy, inconsistent personality, colorful hobbies and messy life beliefs. What I wrote above is inseparable.
19: You have changed, become so strange, and you are no longer the familiar one in your memory! It breaks my heart to look at your strange face.
20: I recently got a whitening secret recipe. I saw with my own eyes that a person who was originally dark suddenly became very white. It really works. Of course I think of you if I have something good. The method is to draw several layers on your face with white chalk. You are welcome!
2 1: Tang Priest was kidnapped by mountain thieves. In order to demand ransom, the burglar called the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: the other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent a text message to it, and it was watching.
22: When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances. So everyone kindly calls me 200 songs and 200 dances!
23: After so many years, do you know how hard it is for me to find you? I traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours! This is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time!
24: You are cool, you are handsome, you are a bachelor, and you can pick and choose your beautiful girls. You are flushed with joy and your heart is pounding. Suddenly there is a voice in your ear, "Scavengers, don't sleep here."
Tortoise: If I hadn't been surfing the Internet, my face wouldn't be as green as a screensaver! Squidward Tentacles: If I hadn't been smoking, I wouldn't be in a hurry to spit out the smoke ring! Frog: I wouldn't be so happy if I hadn't been reading short messages!
Although I am frugal, I still like you to invite me to the hotel every day. The higher the grade, the happier I am. Don't be surprised: drinking the Maotai you bought is cheaper than drinking my tap water!
27: I heard that your mouse moved and the fly was sent to the hospital. Just now I met your cockroach in the supermarket to buy a freshener, and the bug bought incense! Dude, wash your feet!
Cowardice is not your nature, patience is not your destiny, silence gets you into trouble, and reserve is your heart disease. Whoever dares to disrespect you again, I will let you bite him!
29: Where are you? I can't get through. I was so worried! I have something important to see you. Go to the epidemic prevention station for physical examination as soon as you see the information, and the sooner the better! Here's your chance. You can transfer from a private pigsty to a state-owned pig farm if you pass the medical examination!
30: One day I was walking in the street, and a beautiful girl came up to me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said "no" and she left! Then he turned around and punched me hard and said, "I told you to lie." 3 1: Dear users, since the sum of digits in your mobile phone number is the same as the number of strokes in your name, we suspect that you may be in arrears, so we will stop working for one month.
32: You made clothes out of white clouds, borrowed the right wing of a bird, and you flew in front of me like an arrow, telling me-the bird man is like this!
I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.
34: I want to see the sea with you, but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you, but I can't go to a happy paradise; I want to go shopping with you, but I met the police and said no dogs.
35: A cricket bet a pig that you couldn't see me when I jumped into the grass. The pig said, What should I see? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? ! "
As eternal as a gust of wind, as real as a dream. I can't calm down if you lower your head and meditate. I can't help but say you-dog! You flash too fast!
37: Old friend, remember me? That year, you were impressive. The central leadership personally receives you, the national defense personally escorts you, and millions of people look up to you. Loudspeaker read the welcome speech loudly: criminal 048, death penalty, pull it out and shoot it!
God created water because he saw people drinking water, and created fire because he saw the darkness of the world. God saw that I needed a friend, so you showed up, and then ... God lost his bucket of rice.
39: Emergency reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. When you go out, you must carry two dumbbells weighing 10 kg with you to avoid being blown to the west by strong winds. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.
40: Dusk is as thick as wine, autumn wind blows willow lightly, and chrysanthemums fail for a long time. Where are you going? It has been cold for a long time. Did you add clothes? Dogs are not allowed in the city, and the owner didn't hit you. You can call me at ease to avoid my constant concern!
4 1: It is said that after the Tang Priest and his disciples learned the scriptures, Sanzang was reincarnated as the underworld boss, Wukong became a fashion model, Friar Sand became a university professor, and Bajie became a mobile messenger, reading short messages.
42: You drink wolf wine all day, walk on the mountain road, sing love songs, comb your lovelorn head, catch up with affectionate steps, grow a pair of ragged eyes, and always look for the rain and dew of love.
43: Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breast, dog belly and useless waist. Hurry back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous.
44: Where are you? Please reply as soon as you see the message. I have something urgent to tell you: because I need to measure your height, weigh yourself and test your IQ, and then send it to Bright Dairy.