A: A few years ago, he went out to play with a friend, was shipwrecked and drifted to an island with nothing to eat.
My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. friend
Refused to eat goose, starved to death. Now that he has eaten real goose, he knows that his friends were.
Cut the meat from his leg and roast it for him.
This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.
Jump on the train
A: Because he is optimistic about eye diseases. After crossing the tunnel, I thought my eyes were blind again. bear
Stop fighting and kill yourself.
This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.
Three. water plant
A: A few years ago, when he was diving to find a girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. Fight.
The push of life finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands.
Girlfriend hair
This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.
Four. The story of the funeral
A: Because one more person dies in the family, you can have another funeral, and the pp man will come again.
Attend the funeral and my sister will see him again.
This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.
5. Half-court game
Several people traveled in a hot air balloon and crossed the desert. The balloon is leaking, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw away all their luggage.
If you go down, it's not enough. You are going to throw a man down, and everyone decides to take some matches. Who drew half a match?
Throw who? That's what happened.
This story tells us that when riding a hot air balloon, you should prepare a long match in your pocket.
Just in case.
6. There are woodcuts all over the floor
Answer: Because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. Dwarf star
I do not see any at all. When I touched the furniture, I suddenly became much shorter. I feel taller and lose my competitive advantage.
Nowhere to make a living from now on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office charts, never.
Not the best actor in Cannes, everyone stopped screaming hysterically after watching his performance; he
It can no longer represent the development requirements of advanced social productive forces and the direction of advanced culture.
In the future, it can no longer represent the fundamental interests of the overwhelming majority of the people. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.
This story tells us: when you feel that your work efficiency is higher than others recently, you make progress faster than others.
Wait, let's see if our colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.
7.knocking at the door in the middle of the night
Answer: Because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the man managed to climb up. As soon as his door was opened, he was pushed down.
Yes So many times, I broke the valve and died.
This story tells us that even if you wear an iron shirt and ask for help, you should still enter through the window.
hand
Eight. cows eating grass
After the two quarreled, the woman's hands and feet were cut off, and she couldn't get up. She could only walk forward with her mouth biting grass, so there was the sound of cows eating grass. The sound of the door ringing may be that the woman can't shout out or knock on the door with her hands or feet. She can only touch the door with her head, but because she didn't go out to check, the woman died in front of your house!
9.roller coaster
Newspaper
XI。 Rainy night broadcast
The news broadcast at that time was that the world was about to die, but it was actually science fiction because the interference was not broadcast.
This story tells us that we should listen to everything and not be impatient.