Coco clothes
A veteran who just left the army got up to go to the toilet one night and found that his wife was not sleeping beside him and his pillow fell on the wooden floor. Then he went into the toilet in a daze and found the toilet.
A little green skirt was scared to death on the spot. Why?
Keywords: veterans pillow green clothes (not other colors)
Twenty-seven twelve
A man is afraid of flying, but because of his work, he has to travel between countries by plane. Every time he is particularly uncomfortable with jet lag, he came once.
After passing through a transcontinental country, he looked at his watch after getting off the plane. It showed 7: 00 a.m. 12 a.m., and then he committed suicide by crying. Why?
Keywords: transcontinental country 7: 12
Three keys
An insurance salesman went to the supermarket to buy a Christmas present for his girlfriend after work. The last thing he bought was a sterling silver pendant engraved with the moon pattern. After leaving the supermarket, he saw a little girl.
Crying on the roadside, I went to see what was going on, and suddenly I found a bunch of keys on the little girl's chest. The next day, the police found the little girl dead naked in the street, trying to analyze the reason.
Keyword Tip: Insurance salesmen are naked.
Four and a half photos.
Girls and boys have been in love for a long time, and they are the girls that boys pursue first. The boy gave the girl a music box for her birthday. Although old, the girl is still very happy. later
One day, the girl accidentally broke the music box and found an old photo with only half left, vaguely like the image of a dog. The girl was scared to death at once.
Excuse me, why?
Keyword Tip: Half a photo of an old music box, the image of a dog.
Pentamethyl catalyst
There is a child whose father is a doctor of English and his mother is an English teacher in Japan. He was proud of being a half-breed since he was a child. One day, he opened his mother.
The handout prepared for class found a long-ago note with a picture of Britain on it. He went home immediately and assassinated his father. Why?
Keyword Tip: The national flags of doctors and English teachers are not painted.
Six MSN elephants
A man with a criminal record just came home from the police station. He was summoned to the police station for questioning because of a murder case, but he was released because of insufficient evidence. When he got home, he and
I opened MSN chat as usual, and suddenly found a netizen's head like a dirty black suit. He rushed out at once and bought a white suit of the same specification in the street.
Try to analyze the reasons.
Keywords: dirty black suit, white suit
The smell of seven cokes.
A patient (female) who suffered a fracture during exercise recovered and was discharged. The family celebrated and held a grand banquet. When drinking drinks, the patient's brother said that today's cola tastes a bit strange, and then the patient's father
And my mother also drank it, saying that the taste of coke is really wrong. But the patient insisted that the taste was normal after drinking. The patient died in the bathtub where he took a bath that night. Why?
Keywords: female bathtub at night
answer
1. The veteran actually suffers from sleepwalking. During his service, he suffocated his comrades with a pillow because of sleepwalking. After he woke up, he dismembered the body of his comrade-in-arms with a saber and washed it away in the toilet. After disposing of the body, only the green military uniform of the comrades is left. That night, when his wife went to the toilet, she helped their son knit a small green military uniform (there should be a son) and left her clothes in the toilet. The veteran got out of bed and didn't see his wife, because she knew her husband was sleepwalking, so she slept alone on the sofa. But the veteran mistakenly thought that she killed her wife and son, so she was scared to death by her heinous terrorist act.
2. This man is a Roman. He uses an electronic watch with Roman numerals. 7: 00, 12 is VII XII, shaped like a selection button with a hook and a fork. He went to Greece, which is spelled HellAs in Greek. Airport signs and airport announcements will be displayed. Plus, when he boarded the plane, it was dark a few hours later. People who haven't adjusted the time difference feel puzzled.
The insurance salesman wants the girl's parents to take out insurance for him. So he killed the girl. He wanted her to be naked because he wanted everyone to know that the girl was killed by him, not by accident. The murderer took everything from her, including the key, of course. Then the girl's parents will know that the key has fallen into the hands of the murderer, ruling out the possibility of accidental loss, and they will be very scared, because the murderer is likely to sneak into their home with the key, and the insurance company can persuade them to buy insurance at this time.
When the girl saw the image of the dog, she found that she knew the dog and its owner (the owner tore himself in half because he didn't want anyone to know her past), and she always thought that the owner of the dog was dead (the cause of death may be directly caused by the girl). The girl was scared to death because she suddenly found that the owner of the dog was not dead. The owner of the dog is now her boyfriend, whose pursuit is to get back at her. But at that time, girls didn't find this because boys had plastic surgery, so there were only half a photo.
The reason why I didn't draw colors is because my mother can't distinguish colors. She is red and green color blind. According to the recessive genetic law with X, if the mother is color blind, the boy must be color blind. But he knows that he is not color blind, so he is not the child of his mother, but the child of his father and his Filipino maid ... which is unbearable for him who is proud of his bloodline.
That man is a professional killer, and his net friend is the contact person who introduces him to business. Every time he needs to kill someone, the gesture made by netizens is to put on a dirty black suit head. And professional killers change into white suits every time they kill. Because white is easy to get blood, you must throw it away after killing someone and buy it next time. So, when he saw the netizen put on a black suit, he immediately knew that he was going to perform the task, so he bought a suit.
7. the taste of coke
Women who regularly drink carbonated drinks are prone to osteoporosis. This lady broke her bone while exercising, probably because she loved to drink carbonated drinks. Doctors are definitely not allowed to drink it during hospitalization, so they can't wait to drink it as soon as they leave the hospital. It is very likely that a solvent (such as an acidic substance) increased the carbon dioxide content in the drink, but because she likes to drink cola, she didn't care and drank a lot. Caffeine in cola can stimulate the nerves in the brain, so if you are not sleepy at night, take a shower. Then, because of the heat, the drinks in my stomach began to decompose a lot of carbon dioxide, leading to hypoxia and death.
Of course, there are other reasonable answers.