2. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
3. My mother said: She will treat me like I did to her in the rebellious period.
I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.
Someone asked me which is better, the lion or the tiger. I don't think a perm is as good as a tattoo.
You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
Seven. I am not only lucky, but also have a pair of good athlete's foot.
8. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.
One of the scariest things in the world is to watch horror movies with people who are afraid of watching them.
Be nice to yourself. Don't blame yourself if you can blame your boyfriend.
1 1. Looking at yourself, you are becoming more and more cute and scary day by day.
12. Look at the nose in the middle. Look at the sea with the face, look at the oblique temperament, and then look at the one without it.
Facial features, I am suitable for masking!
Thirteen. All good things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.
Fourteen. The so-called pig-like roommate should mean that I caught a cold and asked him to bring me a box of black and white ones. He brought me a pack of Oreos.
15. Stay up late. If you don't do it well, you will work all night.
16. Kindergarten teacher: "A child didn't wash his hands yesterday. I sent him home! " ""Does it work? " "Nobody washes their hands today! "
17. After two days' rest over the weekend, everyone is very tired now. ...
Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.
19. Do your homework, do it all night, sit all night and do a page.
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10. Describe your category, from vertebrate to invertebrate, and finally to mollusk.
Twenty one. Watching sleeping pills with different tastes walk around the podium every day. I have mastered a variety of ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.
22. In the dead of night, I often ask myself, was it right or wrong to decide to come to Earth?
23. People like me. If they have no weight, can they resist beauty?
24. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.
25. I am not a simple and thrifty person. I am just poor.
26. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. It won't be long before you find his friend more handsome.
Twenty-seven You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the volume must be loud.
28. You are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning one day and lying down for one year.
Twenty-nine "Why are your hands so cold?" "Maybe because I am the legendary ice muscle jade bone."
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10. I seldom eat instant noodles when I was a child, but I can only eat them once in a long time. I feel delicious every time I eat it, thinking: I must eat it every day when I grow up. As a result ... now the wish has come true!
3 1. I always think that people are three-dimensional. I didn't know until I took the subway that people can be flat.
Thirty-two The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days are quite fulfilling.
If you go to bed late, you will feel sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still feel sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.
I could have lived a happy life, but lack of money hurt me.